{"collection":"bos","html_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/browse/bos/bos109.htm","path":"bos/bos109.htm","source_url":"https://sacred-texts.com/bos/bos109.htm","text":"Internet Book of Shadows, (Various Authors), [1999]\n \n \n Bare Bones\n \n Third Degree Elevation (spoof)\n \n (Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.)\n \n by Orion\n \n 1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.\n \n 2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.\n \n 3. Reason and Challenge - \"You're here for Thirds. Are you ready for\n the test?\n \n 4. Response - \"Ready, willing and able!\"\n \n 5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn\n out.\n \n 6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.\n \n 7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.\n \n 8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.\n \n 463","title":"Internet Book of Shadows: Bare Bones 3rd Degree (Humor)","type":"page"}