{"collection":"Classics","html_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/browse/cla/luc/wl1/wl118.htm","path":"cla/luc/wl1/wl118.htm","source_url":"https://sacred-texts.com/cla/luc/wl1/wl118.htm","text":"Hephaestus. Zeus\nHeph. What are your orders, Zeus? You sent for me, and here I am; with such an edge to my axe as would cleave a stone at one blow.\nZeus. Ah; that's right, Hephaestus. Just split my head in half, will you?\nHeph. You think I am mad, perhaps?--Seriously, now, what can I do for you?\nZeus. What I say: crack my skull. Any insubordination,\nnow, and you shall taste my resentment; it will not be the first time. Come, a good lusty stroke, and quick about it. I am in the pangs of travail; my brain is in a whirl.\nHeph. Mind you, the consequences may be serious: the axe is sharp, and will prove but a rough midwife.\nZeus. Hew away, and fear nothing. I know what I am about.\nHeph. H\u2019m. I don't like it: however, one must obey orders. . . . Why, what have we here? A maiden in full armour! This is no joke, Zeus. You might well be waspish, with this great girl growing up beneath your pia mater; in armour, too! You have been carrying a regular barracks on your shoulders all this time. So active too! See, she is dancing a war-dance, with shield and spear in full swing. She is like one inspired; and (what is more to the point) she is extremely pretty, and has come to marriageable years in these few minutes; those grey eyes, even, look well beneath a helmet. Zeus, I claim her as the fee for my midwifery.\nZeus. Impossible! She is determined to remain a maid for ever. Not that I have any objection, personally.\nHeph. That is all I want. You can leave the rest to me. I'll carry her off this moment.\nZeus. Well, if you think it so easy. But I am sure it is a hopeless case.\nF.","title":"Works of Lucian, Vol. I: Dialogues of the Gods: VIII","type":"page"}