{"collection":"Northern European Mythology","html_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/browse/neu/dun/fotd/fotd51.htm","path":"neu/dun/fotd/fotd51.htm","source_url":"https://sacred-texts.com/neu/dun/fotd/fotd51.htm","text":"Fifty-one Tales, by Lord Dunsany, [1915]\nWHAT WE HAVE COME TO\nWhen the advertiser saw the cathedral spires over the downs in the distance, he looked at them and wept.\n\"If only,\" he said, \"this were an advertisement of Beefo, so nice, so nutritious, try it in your soup, ladies like it.\"","title":"Fifty-one Tales: What We Have Come To","type":"page"}