{"collection":"folklore-oral-tradition","full_text_available":true,"graph_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/v2/api/page/gutenberg_64432/graph","html_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/v2/page/gutenberg_64432","id":"gutenberg_64432","license":"Public Domain (US)","rights_basis":"gutenberg_metadata_copyright_false","source":"gutenberg","source_url":"https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/64432","summary":null,"tags":["Category: Humour","Category: Language & Communication","Category: Poetry","Category: Short Stories","English language -- Humor","Fairy tales -- Humor","Nursery rhymes -- Humor"],"text":"ANGUISH LANGUISH\n\n[Illustration: _Horse waif enjoin toil-evasion._]\n\n\n\n\n                                 ANGUISH\n                                LANGUISH\n\n                                   _by\n                            Howard L. Chace_\n\n                             [Illustration]\n\n                           PRENTICE-HALL, INC.\n                         ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, N. J.\n\n                           \u00a9 Copyright 1956 by\n                           Prentice-Hall, Inc.\n                         Englewood Cliffs, N. J.\n\n                All rights reserved, including the right\n                 to reproduce this book, or any portions\n              thereof, in any form except for the inclusion\n                    of brief quotations in a review.\n\n             LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOG CARD NUMBER 56-8160\n\n                _PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA_\n                                  03708\n\n\n\n\nCONTENTS\n\n\n    INTRODUCTION                                 7\n\n    1. FURRY TELLS                              19\n\n        _Ladle Rat Rotten Hut_                 _19_\n\n        _Guilty Looks Enter Tree Beers_        _23_\n\n        _Center Alley_                         _28_\n\n    2. NOISIER RAMS                             35\n\n        _Marry Hatter Ladle Limb_              _35_\n\n        _Sinker Sucker Socks Pants_            _37_\n\n        _Effervescent_                         _39_\n\n        _Oiled Murder Harbored_                _40_\n\n        _Pitter Paper_                         _40_\n\n    3. FEY-MOUSE TELLS                          41\n\n        _Casing Adder Bet_                     _41_\n\n        _Violate Huskings_                     _47_\n\n    4. LATH THING THUMB THONGS!                 57\n\n        _Fryer Jerker_                         _57_\n\n        _Alley Wetter_                         _59_\n\n        _Door Oil Gory Mayor_                  _59_\n\n        _Dare Ashy Turban Inner Torn_          _60_\n\n        _Fur Hazy Jelly Gut Furlough_          _61_\n\n        _Hive Ban Walking Honor Roil Rut_      _61_\n\n        _Hurl, Hurl, Door Gong\u2019s Oil Hair_     _63_\n\n        _Hormone Derange_                      _63_\n\n\n\n\nINTRODUCTION\n\nTHE ANGUISH LANGUISH\n\n\nEnglish words are astonishingly versatile and could readily be made to\nserve a new and extraordinary purpose, but nobody seems to care about\nthis except SPAL (Society for the Promotion of the Anguish Languish).[1]\nIn keeping with its lofty ideals and its slogan, ANGUISH FOR EVERYBODY,\nthe Society is sponsoring this little text, which has three aims:\n\n    1. To improve the public\u2019s understanding of the Anguish\n    Languish.\n\n    2. To improve the academic standing of the Anguish Languish.\n\n    3. To improve the social _and_ financial standing of the\n    Society.\n\n\n\u261b Policemen and Magicians\n\nA visiting professor of Anguish, Dr. \u2014\u2014[2], who, while learning to\nunderstand spoken English, was continually bewildered and embarrassed\nby the similarity of such expressions as _boys and girls_ and _poisoned\ngulls_, used to exclaim:\n\n\u201cGracious! What a lot of words sound like each other! If it wasn\u2019t\n(_sic_) for the different situations in which we hear \u2019em, we\u2019d have a\nterrible time saying which was which.\u201d\n\nOf course, these may not have been the professor\u2019s exact words, because\nhe often did his exclaiming in Anguish rather than in English. In that\ncase he would say:\n\n\u201c_Crashes! Water larders warts sunned lack itch udder! Effervescent\nfurther deferent saturations an witch way harem, wade heifer haliver tam\nsang witch worse witch._\u201d\n\nDr. \u2014\u2014 was right, both in English and Anguish. Although other factors\nthan the pronunciation of words affect our ability to understand them,\nthe situation in which the words are uttered is of prime importance.\nYou can easily prove this, right in the privacy of your own kitchen, by\nasking a friend to help you wash up a dozen cops and sorcerers. Ten to\none, she\u2019ll think you said a dozen _cups and saucers_, and be genuinely\nsurprised if you put her to work cleaning up even _one_ police officer,\nlet alone all the others, and the magicians, too.\n\nIf you think that she misunderstands merely because the two phrases sound\nsomewhat alike and _not_ because of the situation, read what SPAL\u2019s\nCommittee on Housewives has to say:\n\n\u201cPresented with a dishes-piled-in-sink situation, several hundred\nwell-adjusted housewives thought that _cops and sorcerers_ referred\nto dishes, but seldom did normal subjects, interviewed under the same\nconditions, make the opposite mistake. When they were asked to help us\nwash _cups and saucers_, some women consented, some made stupid excuses,\nand some told us bluntly to go wash them ourselves, but _practically no\none thought that we were talking about policemen and magicians_.\u201d\n\n[Illustration:\n\n    \u201c_Are empty mustard off mar fate_\n    _Are empty catsup off mouse hole._\u201d]\n\n\nWhat Anguish Really Is. \u261a\n\nThe experiments described above, and hundreds of similar ones conducted\nby SPAL show that _an unbelievable number of English words, regardless\nof their usual meanings, can be substituted quite satisfactorily for\nothers_. When _all_ the words in a given passage of English have been so\nreplaced, the passage keeps its original meaning, but all the words have\nacquired new ones. _A word that has received a new meaning has become\na ~wart~, and when all the words in the passage have become warts, the\npassage is no longer English; it\u2019s ~Anguish~._\n\n\nAre There Any Good Reasons to Study Anguish? \u261a\n\nThis is not an altogether silly question, and it deserves the prompt and\nunequivocal answer any Anguish Languish enthusiast will give it.\n\n\u201c_Watcher mane, ardor rainy gut raisins toe sturdy anguish?_\u201d he will\nsay, and will probably give you an impressive list of them which will\ncertainly include the following:\n\n\n_1. Anguish is fun._\n\nYou and your friends can make a game out of learning Anguish, and you\u2019ll\nhave fun developing your own style and observing each other\u2019s efforts.\nHow to begin will be explained later.\n\n\n_2. Anguish Languish means verbal economy._\n\nIf words can be made to do double, triple, or even quadruple duty, it is\nobvious that we don\u2019t need so many of them. Wouldn\u2019t it be a comfort to\nknow that, in the event of some unpredictable disaster wiping out half of\nour English vocabulary, we could, if we had learned Anguish, get along\nnicely with what we had left?[3]\n\n\n_3. Anguish helps out in certain social situations._\n\nPeople who aren\u2019t sure of themselves should learn Anguish. Suppose you\nhave been asked to dinner by the president of your company and his wife.\nSince you haven\u2019t met your hostess, you have spent some time, before\ngoing, thinking up something to say that will really interest her.\nFinally you decide to ask, during the dinner:\n\n\u201cMrs. Bellowell, didn\u2019t I hear that your brother Henry was discovered to\nbe in collusion with those election crooks?\u201d\n\nThe moment arrives, but you no sooner get her attention than you have\nsudden misgivings. Too late to change your subject, you slip deftly into\nAnguish:\n\n\u201cMrs. Bellowell ... deaden are hair ditcher broader Hennery worse\ndish-cupboard toe bang collision wet dozer liquor-chin crocks?\u201d\n\nChances are that everyone will be so fascinated by the graceful form of\nyour question that not even your hostess will attach much importance to\nwhat you\u2019ve asked.\n\n[Illustration: EUROPE OILY DISK MOANING!\n\nDOILY BOARD CASHES OR WARM!]\n\n\n_4. Anguish relieves that terrible craving to tell dialect stories._\n\nPeople who are addicted to telling dialect stories, or chronically\nfrustrated because they can\u2019t tell them without Scotch brogue or\nBrooklynese getting mixed up with Deep South, will be overjoyed with\nAnguish. _Anguish is definitely ~not~ a dialect, since it consists ~only~\nof unchanged English words which anyone can pronounce._ By imparting\na delicate and indefinably exotic accent to one\u2019s speech, however, it\nnot only provides a socially acceptable substitute for telling dialect\nstories, but adds to one\u2019s personal charm.[4]\n\n\n_5. Anguish improves your English._\n\nAs your Anguish vocabulary increases, you\u2019ll find that your English\nvocabulary does, too, but you must be careful not to mix them\nup\u2014something which people orphan do when they begin to use words\naccordion to the way they sound rather than how they\u2019re spelled. Words\nwhich are rare in English are often common enough in Anguish, so you\nhave new opportunities to see them. Suppose you\u2019re spending a week-end\nreciting nursery rhymes in Anguish to a happy group of children or\nimmature adults, and come across _SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE, A POCKET FULL\nOF RYE_. In Anguish, this, of course, is _SINKER SUCKER SOCKS PANTS,\nAPOCRYPHAL AWRY_. This will give you an unexpected chance to use the last\ntwo words.\n\nYou\u2019d be surprised to know how many people haven\u2019t the faintest idea\nwhat a xyster is until they hear a SPAL member talking about his fodder,\nmurder, broader, and xyster. This makes them want to look _xyster_ up.\nWhen they do, they find that, although _xyster_[5] in Anguish, may mean\n_sister_, in English it\u2019s nothing in the world but a common raspatorium.\nNow raspatoria, and, therefore xysters are important surgical\ninstruments, nice to know about before being scheduled for an aberration.\n\nSpeaking of xysters, hominy people know what _higglery_ is? Very few, yet\nit occurs in the Anguish Languish version of something as well known as:\n\n    \u201cMurder, mare argo art toe swarm?\u201d\n    \u201cYap, mar doling dodder,\n    Hank yore clues honor higglery larme\n    An dun gore norther warder!\u201d\n\nWhile you\u2019re looking up _higglery_, you might find _larme_, just a few\npages away in Webster\u2019s Unabridged.\n\n[Illustration: \u201c\u2014_wail, debt worse inner laest wake off Dismember\u2014nor,\ninner foist wake off Janizary\u2014Doctor Smatters (haze mar surging) gummier\nfun cull wan moaning, an set: \u2018Gut moaning, Messes Huffywate, heresy\nladle bat noose furrier\u2014yore garner heifer heifer nodder aberration.\u2019\nWail, whinny set ~debt~\u2014\u201d etc., etc._]\n\n\n_6. Practical Anguish._\n\nAnguish can be used for group study at parties and entertainments; as a\npsychological test of something or other (we don\u2019t know just what),[6]\nand as practice material in Speech and Typing classes.\n\n\nHow Can One Learn Anguish? \u261a\n\n1. Read everything in this text aloud, and preferably in a group. Make a\ngame of it.\n\nYou\u2019ll find it easier to understand Anguish when you _hear_ it than when\nyou see it. If you have trouble, listen to someone else read it to you,\npreferably someone who doesn\u2019t quite know what he\u2019s reading. This often\ngives the best effect. Watch what happens when the listeners understand\nbetter than the reader.\n\n2. Don\u2019t try to read too fast and be sure to give all words their\nusual English pronunciation, regardless of the new meaning the word\nhas acquired. An accurate pronunciation and good intonation are most\neffective.\n\n3. Don\u2019t worry if you seem to have suddenly acquired a slight accent;\nyour friends will tell you that this is most attractive.\n\n    [1] The members of SPAL are the persons who have written to\n    the author concerning the Anguish Languish, especially the\n    thousands who wrote to request copies of LADLE RAT ROTTEN\n    HUT after Arthur Godfrey\u2019s inimitable reading of it, on his\n    television show. The society is very poorly organized, in\n    fact few of the members even know they belong. There are no\n    officers, no meetings, no convention, and, worst of all, from\n    the point of view of the author and founder, no dues.\n\n    [2] This isn\u2019t his real name, nor is it intended to be the name\n    of any other Anguish Languish professor, living or dead.\n\n    [3] Whether or not such a calamity is likely to occur seems\n    entirely beside the point; in times like these one should be\n    prepared for any emergency.\n\n    [4] _ANGUISH ANONYMOUS_, an organization of former dialect\n    story tellers, sponsored by SPAL, can be called in difficult\n    cases.\n\n    [5] The plural of _xyster_ in Anguish, is _cisterns_. See, in\n    this book, the story of _Center Alley_.\n\n    [6] A research psychologist plans to use _Anguish Languish_\n    to provide data for a study entitled: \u201c_Individual and Sex\n    Differences in Configurational Perception of Artificially\n    Contrived but Phenomenologically Comprehensible Auditory\n    Stimuli._\u201d This sounds as if it should mean something.\n\n       *       *       *       *       *\n\nThe first item in this collection is a story familiar to all\nreaders\u2014LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. Or, as you can probably say now in\nAnguish, LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT.\n\n_Heresy ladle furry starry toiling udder warts\u2014warts welcher altar girdle\ndeferent firmer once inner regional virgin._ This sentence means: \u201cHere\nis a little fairy story told in other words\u2014words which are altogether\ndifferent from the ones in the original version.\u201d\n\nORIOLE RATTY? DEN LESS GAT STUTTERED!\n\n\n\n\n1\n\nFURRY TELLS\n\n\n\n\nLADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT\n\n\nWants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner\nladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull\norphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk\nraisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.\n\n[Illustration]\n\nWan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut\u2019s murder colder inset.\n\n\u201cLadle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an\nshirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder\nhoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper\nlaundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an\nyonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!\u201d\n\n\u201cHoe-cake, murder,\u201d resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle\nbasking an stuttered oft.\n\nHonor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten\nanomalous woof.\n\n\u201cWail, wail, wail!\u201d set disk wicket woof, \u201cEvanescent Ladle Rat Rotten\nHut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?\u201d\n\n\u201cArmor goring tumor groin-murder\u2019s,\u201d reprisal ladle gull. \u201cGrammar\u2019s\nseeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles.\u201d\n\n\u201cO hoe! Heifer gnats woke,\u201d setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf,\n\u201cOil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup\nwetter letter, an den\u2014O bore!\u201d\n\nSoda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer\ngroin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming\nworse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor\nbet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet\nammonol pot honor groin-murder\u2019s nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope\ninner bet.\n\nInner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker\ndough ball. \u201cComb ink, sweat hard,\u201d setter wicket woof, disgracing is\nverse.\n\nLadle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder\u2019s bet.\n\n\u201cO Grammar!\u201d crater ladle gull historically, \u201cWater bag icer gut! A\nnervous sausage bag ice!\u201d\n\n\u201cBattered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard,\u201d setter bloat-Thursday woof,\nwetter wicket small honors phase.\n\n\u201cO, Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!\u201d\n\n\u201cBattered small your whiff, doling,\u201d whiskered dole woof, ants mouse\nworse waddling.\n\n\u201cO Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!\u201d\n\nDaze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull\u2019s lest warts. Oil offer sodden,\ncaking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof\nlipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.\n\n       *       *       *       *       *\n\nMURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet\nstrainers.\n\n\n\n\nGUILTY LOOKS ENTER TREE BEERS\n\n\nWants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe hat search putty yowler coils\ndebt pimple colder Guilty Looks. Guilty Looks lift inner ladle cordage\nsaturated adder shirt dissidence firmer bag florist, any ladle gull\norphan aster murder toe letter gore entity florist oil buyer shelf.\n\n\u201cGuilty Looks!\u201d crater murder angularly, \u201cHominy terms area garner asthma\nsuture stooped quiz-chin? Goiter door florist? Sordidly NUT!\u201d\n\n\u201cWire nut, murder?\u201d wined Guilty Looks, hoe dint peony tension tore\nmurder\u2019s scaldings.\n\n\u201cCause dorsal lodge an wicket beer inner florist hoe orphan molasses\npimple. Ladle gulls shut kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol, an stare\notter debt florist! Debt florist\u2019s mush toe dentures furry ladle gull!\u201d\n\nWail, pimple oil-wares wander doe wart udder pimple dum wampum toe doe.\nDebt\u2019s jest hormone nurture. Wan moaning, Guilty Looks dissipater murder,\nan win entity florist.\n\nFur lung, disk avengeress gull wetter putty yowler coils cam tore\nmorticed ladle cordage inhibited buyer hull firmly off beers\u2014Fodder Beer\n(home pimple, fur oblivious raisins, coiled \u201cBrewing\u201d), Murder Beer,\nan Ladle Bore Beer. Disk moaning, oiler beers hat jest lifter cordage,\nticking ladle baskings, an hat gun entity florist toe peck block-barriers\nan rash-barriers. Guilty Looks ranker dough ball; bought, off curse,\nnor-bawdy worse hum, soda sully ladle gull win baldly rat entity beer\u2019s\nhorse!\n\nHonor tipple inner darning rum, stud tree boils fuller sop\u2014wan grade bag\nboiler sop, wan muddle-sash boil, an wan tawny ladle boil. Guilty Looks\ntucker spun fuller sop firmer grade bag boil\u2014bushy spurted art inner\nhoary!\n\n\u201cArch!\u201d crater gull, \u201cDebt sop\u2019s toe hart\u2014barns mar mouse!\u201d\n\nDingy traitor sop inner muddle-sash boil, witch worse toe coiled. Butter\nsop inner tawny ladle boil worse jest rat, an Guilty Looks aided oil lop.\n\nDingy nudist tree cheers\u2014wan anomalous cheer, wan muddle-sash cheer, an\nwan tawny ladle cheer. Guilty Looks set darn inner ladle cheer, bushy\nworse toe bag ferret, ant soddenly bustard.\n\nClamming upper stars tutor beer\u2019s bet-rum, Guilty Looks dish-cupboard\ntree bets\u2014wan grade bag bet, wan muddle-sash bet, an wan tawny ladle bet.\nFailing torrid, shay flunker shelf honor ladle bet, an, jester cobbler\nmenace letter, worse sunder slip an snorting.\n\n[Illustration]\n\nInner ladle wile, donors offer cordage cam beck firmer barrier-pecking\nextradition, currying baskings fuller rash-barriers. Whinny entity\ndarning rum, Fodder Beer stuttered snuffing an gruelling tomb shelf.\n\n\u201cWarts ban goring earn hair?\u201d crumpled dole beer, \u201cConjure small\npsalm-sing deferent a boarder horse?\u201d\n\n\u201cCrashes!\u201d crater murder beer, ashy castor quack glands adder tipple,\n\u201cHose ban muddling wet debt sop?\u201d\n\nLadle Bore Beer stuttered crayon.\n\n\u201cJest locket mar ladle boiler sop\u2014oil garbled dope! An locket mar itchy\npitchy cheer\u2014oil bustard!\u201d\n\nLocking adder bustard cheer, Murder Beer bay-gander gat historical, an\nstuttered hurling tore horsebarn:\n\n\u201cBrewing! Brewing! Way gut BURGHERS inner horse. HORSE BURGHERS! Quack!\nCoiler place! Wail, dun stun dare lacking end-bustle during nosing!\nCoiler Place Deportment, quack!\u201d\n\n\u201cHarmer garner coiler Place Deportment wen way dun heifer toiler-fun?\u201d\nresplendent Brewing, inner trampling verse. \u201cSet darn, worming, an cape\nquoit! Yore oil-wares thanking dare burghers inner horse!\u201d\n\nOiler shame, Brewing worse jesters scarred aster udders; infect, haze\nniece war shagging.\n\nFinely, Fodder Beer gutter grade bag short-gum, Murder Beer gutter\nmuddle-sash haunting raffle, an Ladle Bore Beer gutter tawny ladle\npestle, an oiler beers crypt upper stars, ware Guilty Looks worse line\nhonor bet, sunder slip an snorting. Herring door beers, shay weakened,\nlipped otter door windrow, an dished aware harm jesters fascist shagged\nscrabble.\n\nOiler beers tar darner stars, an stuttered toe locker doers an windrows.\n\n\u201cFodder,\u201d aster ladle bore beer, finely, \u201cWart _worse_ debt discussing\ncrasher honor bet? Wart _worse_ debt ogling ammonol wet oil debt yowler\nfar honor had, an hoe dint half nor far atoll honor beck? Wart _worse_\ndebt hobble lurking crasher, Fodder?\u201d\n\nFodder Beer shuttered.\n\n\u201cComb hair, mar bore. Heresy gut lessen furrier! Debt discussing crasher\nworsen HORMONE BANG! Kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol! Dare nor gut!\nWarts mar, are dun wander catcher goring entity florist oil bar yore\nshelf. _Debt florist\u2019s mush toe dentures furry ladle beer!\u201d_\n\n\n\n\nCENTER ALLEY\n\n\nCenter Alley worse jester pore ladle gull hoe lift wetter stop-murder an\ntoe heft-cisterns. Daze worming war furry wicket an shellfish parsons,\nspatially dole stop-murder, hoe dint lack Center Alley an, infect, word\norphan traitor pore gull mar lichen ammonol dinner hormone bang. Oily\ninner moaning disk wicket oiled worming shorted, \u201cCenter Alley, gad\notter bet, an goiter wark! Suture lacy ladle bomb! Shaker lake!\u201d an firm\nmoaning tell gnat disk ratchet gull word heifer wark lacquer hearse toe\nkipper horsing ardor, washer heft-cistern\u2019s closing, maker bets, gore\ntutor star fur perversions, cooker males, washer dashes an doe oily udder\nhoard wark. Nor wander pore Center Alley worse tarred an disgorged!\n\nWan moaning, Center Alley herder heft-cisterns tucking a boarder bag boil\ndebtor prance worse garner gift toiler pimple inner lend.\n\n\u201cO stop-murder,\u201d crater ladle gull, \u201cWater swill cerebration debt boil\u2019s\ngarner bay! Are sordidly ward lacquer goiter debt boil!\u201d\n\n\u201cShed dope, Center Alley,\u201d inserter curl stop-murder, \u201cYore tucking\nlichen end-bustle! Yore nutty goring tore debt boil\u2014_armor_ goring tutor\nboil wet yore toe heft-cisterns. Yore garner stair rat hair, an kipper\nhorsing ardor an washer pods an pens! Gore tutor boil? Hoar, hoar! Locket\nyore close\u2014nosing bought racks!\u201d\n\nSoda wicket stop-murder any toe ogling cisterns pot honor expansive\nclosing, an stuttered oft tutor boil, living pore Center Alley setting\nbuyer far inner racket closing, wit tares strumming darner chicks.\n\nSoddenly, Center Alley nudist debt annulled worming hat entity rum, an\nworse setting buyer site. Disk oiled worming worry furry gourd-murder.\n\n\u201cCenter Alley, Center Alley,\u201d whiskered dole worming, \u201cwatcher crane\naboard? Ditcher wander goiter debt boil? Hoe-cake, jest goiter yore\ngardening an pickle bag pomp-can; den goiter yore staple an gutter bag\nrattletrap witch contends sex anomalous ratch. Wail, watcher wading fur?\nGat goring!\u201d\n\nCenter Alley garter pomp-can any sex bag ratch. Inner flesh, dole worming\nchintz door pomp-can intern anomalous, gorges, courage. Dingy chintz\ndoor sex beg ratch enter sex wide hearses. Oil offer sodden, Center\nAlley real-iced dashy worse warring putty an expansive closing\u2014sulk an\nsadden\u2014an honor ladle fate war toe putty ladle gloss slobbers.\n\n[Illustration]\n\nCenter Alley, harpy acid lurk, clammed entity gorges courage, any sex\nwide hearses gobbled aware tutor prance\u2019s boil.\n\n\u201cO bore!\u201d crater prance, whinny sore Center Alley, \u201cHoes disk putty ladle\nchecking wetter gloss slobbers?\u201d any win ope toe Center Alley an aster\nfurry dense, den fur servile udders. Door prance dint wander dense wet\ndodder gulls\u2014jest wet Center Alley.\n\nPimple whiskered, \u201cJest locket debt gnats-lurking cobble! Door prance\nsordidly enter-stance harder peck gut-lurking worming!\u201d\n\nLadle Center Alley worse door bail offer boil.\n\nDoor wicket stop-murder any toe ogling cisterns wore trampling wet anchor\nan forestation.\n\n\u201cCourses, courses!\u201d crater stop-murder. \u201cHoes debt ladle Manx wetter\ngloss slobbers? A nervous sore suture ladle horsey, any prance axe\nlackeys knots a barter! Lucks lackeys garner dense wetter oil gnat, wile\noil ware during aster set hair an kipper cheers worm! Courses!\u201d\n\nOil offer sodden door cluck stork mit-gnat. Inner flesh, Center Alley\u2019s\nputty closing chintz backer racks, enter pore gull hatter dasher ware\nfirmer boil. Goring donor steers, Center Alley caked offer ladle gloss\nslobber. Door prance traitor casher, bought oily gut worse door slobber.\n\nNecks moaning door Prance set: \u201cArm goring toe fine debt putty gull hoe\nworse warring disk slobber. Shale bay mar waif, debt\u2019s fur shore, an oil\nbare horsebarn.\u201d\n\nDen, lipping honors hearse, door prance gobbled aware.\n\nWhinny prance retched Center Alley\u2019s horse, door stop-murder an toe\nheft-cisterns wandered toe traitor pot honor gloss slobber.\n\n\u201cArch, arch! Debt hearts!\u201d crater cisterns. \u201cAre fates toe bag fur debt\nslobber!\u201d\n\n\u201cArch, arch! Ticket oft!\u201d shorted door stop-murder, \u201cWart inhale yore\nduring, Prance? Debt slobber\u2019s toe ladle furry hormone bang! Ticket oft!\u201d\n\nWile ticking offer slobber, door prance nudist Center Alley setting buyer\nfar, any set: \u201cHoes debt ratchet ladle crasher? Props debt pore gull cut\npot honor gloss slobber.\u201d\n\nDoor abdominal stop-murder any toe wicket heft-cisterns bust art luffing.\n\n\u201cHoar, hoar, hoar! Debt\u2019s jest Center Alley. Yore wooden wander half\nsuture discussing parson furry waif! Lock attar hens and phase\u2014oil\ncupboard wet dart! Locket doze close\u2014nosing bought racks!\u201d\n\n\u201cJester seam,\u201d resplendent door prance, gadding impassioned, \u201carm garner\ntraitor pot disk slobber honor ladle fort. Comb hair, Center Alley.\u201d\n\nWail, bores and gulls, badger canned gas wart hopping! Center Alley\ntickle ladle slobber an potted earn. Den, oil offer sodden, door prance\npotters alms rounder ladle gull an caster\u2014rat honor mouse!\n\nFur lung, wadding balls war wrangling, an Center Alley winter wear firmer\nwicket stop-murder\u2019s horse, an becalm door mattress offer prance\u2019s gorges\nmention. Center Alley worse jest knots aboard disk hansom horsebarn, an\nlift, yonder daze harpy sorghum-stenches, furry lung, lung, tam.\n\n       *       *       *       *       *\n\nMURAL: Ladle gulls shunt bay disgorged; warts garner hoppings garner\nhopping.\n\n\n\n\n2\n\nNOISIER RAMS\n\n\n\n\nMARRY HATTER LADLE LIMB\n\n\n    Marry hatter ladle limb\n    Itch fleas worse widest snore.\n    An ever-wear debt Marry win\n    Door limb worse shorter gore.\n\n[Illustration]\n\n\n\n\nSINKER SUCKER SOCKS PANTS\n\n\n    Sinker sucker socks pants\n    Apocryphal awry\n    Foreign turnkey blank boards\n    Bagged inner pyre.\n    Whinny pious orphaned\n    Door boards bay-gander sink.\n    Worsen dizzy jelly ditch\n    Toe setter furry kink?\n    Door kink worse inner conning horse\n    Conning otters moaning.\n    Door coin worse inner panda\n    Aiding burden honing.\n    Door mate worse inner gardening\n    Hankering ardor cloys.\n    A lung camel blank board\n    An sniffed offer noise!\n\n[Illustration]\n\n\n\n\nEFFERVESCENT\n\n\n    Effervescent further ACHE\n        dare wooden bather CHECKING.\n    Effervescent further PEG\n        way wooden heifer BECKING.\n    Effervescent further LESSENS\n        dare wooden bather DITCHERS.\n    Effervescent further ODDEST\n        way wooden heifer PITCHERS\n    Effervescent further CLASHES\n        way wooden kneader CLASH RUMS.\n    Effervescent further BASH TOPS\n        way wooden heifer BASH RUMS.\n    Effervescent further TUCKING\n        way wooden heifer LANGUISH.\n    Effervescent fur daze phony WARTS\n        nor bawdy cud spick ANGUISH!\n\n\n\n\nOILED MURDER HARBORED\n\n\n    Oiled Murder Harbored\n    Wen tutor cardboard\n    Toe garter pore darker born.\n    Wenchy gut dare\n    Door cardboard worse bar\n    An soda pore dark hat known.\n\n\n\n\nPITTER PAPER\n\n\n    Pitter Paper peeked or parker peckled paupers\n    Or packer peckled paupers pitter paper peeked\n    Aft Pitter Paper peeked or packer peckled paupers\n    Ware aster packer peckled paupers debt pitter paper peeked?\n\n\n\n\n3\n\nFEY-MOUSE TELLS\n\n\n\n\nCASING ADDER BET\n\n    _Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;_\n    _The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,_\n    _And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;_\n    _But there is no joy in Mudville\u2014mighty Casey has struck out._\n\n                                          ERNEST LAWRENCE THAYER\n\n\nHeresy borsch-boil starry a boarder borsch boil gam plate lung, lung a\ngore inner ladle wan hearse torn coiled Mutt-fill.\n\nMutt-fill worsen mush offer torn, butted hatter putty gut borsch-boil\ntame, an off oiler pliers honor tame, door moist cerebrated worse Casing.\nCasing worsted sickened basement, any hatter betting orphanage off .526\n(punt fife toe sex).\n\nCasing worse gut lurking, an furry poplar\u2014spatially wetter gull coiled\nAny-bally. Any-bally worse Casing\u2019s sweat-hard, any harpy cobble wandered\ntoe gat merit, bought Casing worse toe pore toe becalm Any-bally\u2019s\nhorsebarn, (Boil pliers honor Mutt-fill tame dint gat mush offer celery;\ninfect, day gut nosing atoll.)\n\nBought less gat earn wetter starry.\n\nWan dare, inner Mutt-fill borsch boil pork, door scar stud lack disk\ninner lest in-ink:\n\n    MUTT-FILL    2\n    UDDER TAME   4\n\nWater disgorging saturation! Oiler Mutt-fill rotors setting inner\ngrin-stance, war failing furry darn inner mouse.\n\nBought, watcher thank hopping? Soddenly wan offer Mutt-fill pliers hitter\nshingle, an an-udder plier gutter gnats toe beggar! Soda war ptomaine\nearn basis. Bust off oil, Casing ham-shelf, Mutt-fill\u2019s cerebrated\nbetter, worse combing ope toe bet!\n\nWhinny kraut inner grin-stance sore Casing combing, day stuttered toe\nclabber hens an yowl, \u201cDare\u2019s CASING! Attar bore, Casing!\u201d An whinny\nhansom sickened basement sundered confidentially ope tutor plat, oiler\nMutt-fill rotors shorted:\n\n    \u201cCASING ROAR!\n    CASING ROAR!\n    ROAR, ROAR, CASING!\u201d\n\nPutty ladle Any-bally, setting oil buyer shelf inner grin-stance, worse\nfurry prod offer gut lurking loafer. Lack oiler udder pimple, Any-bally\nworse shore debt Casing worse garner winner boil gam fur Mutt-fill.\n\nCasing weaved tutor kraut, an castor sweat glands add Any-bally, den\nretched darn tutor grunt an robbed dart honors hens, an warped haze hens\nhonors pence.\n\n\u201cPLY BOIL!\u201d shorted door empire, gadding impassioned.\n\nCasing pecked upper bet, an locked adder patcher, any set tomb shelf:\n\n\u201cLatter comb! Arm garner smirk disk boil rat offer defense!\u201d\n\nZOMBIE! Door boil short pest Casing lacquer canning boil. Casing dint\npeony tension turret.\n\n\u201cSTORK WARN!\u201d crater empire.\n\nDoor kraut inner grin-stance stuttered shorting an coursing.\n\n\u201cWart inhale\u2019s madder wet debt empire\u2019s ICE? Hazy gun BLAND?\u201d\n\n\u201cLessen, empire\u2014Java heifer ICE exempted? Batter goiter seeder\nobstetrician!\u201d\n\n\u201cBoor! Boor! B-o-o-r!\u201d\n\n\u201cO water bag BOMB!\u201d\n\nDoor patcher warn dope akin, any boil short pest Casing lacquer bullock\nfirmer raffle.\n\n\u201cSTORK TOE!\u201d setter empire, lurking unctuously adder kraut.\n\nOiler Mutt-fill fens an rotors war hurling wet anchor! Servile bear\nbordels an corker cooler bordels cam firmer grin-stance, an fail honor\ngrunt, nut for firmer pore empire\u2019s fate.\n\nInner grin-stance, ladle Any-bally, hoe dint lacquer seer loafer mucker\nbag foal otter ham-shelf, bay-gander wiper ice wetter tawny ladle lazy\nhanker-sniff.\n\nWants akin, Casing locked adder patcher, disk term wetter lock off gram\nrazor-lotion honors phase.\n\n\u201cJest locket Casing!\u201d whiskered door kraut, \u201cDisk term, Casing manes\nbaseness. Badger Casing\u2019s garner smirk debt borsch-boil rat offer\ndefense!\u201d\n\nSWASH! Casing swank adder boil wet oilers farce! Water swank! Wart\nanomalous farce! Wart gram razor-lotion!\n\nWater sham debt Casing dint hitter boil!\n\n[Illustration]\n\n\u201cStork tree\u2014yore art!\u201d whiskered door empire, trampling, an gadding ratty\ntoe dock corker cooler bordels an bear bordels.\n\nDoor kraut worse stunt.\n\nAny-bally worse sopping historically inner tawny ladle lazy hanker-sniff.\n\nWail, yawl nor debt putty pacer pottery coiled CASING ADDER BET\u2014spatially\ndoze lest melon-colic versus:\n\n    \u201c_O psalm-war an disk fevered lend, door soreness shunning brat;_\n    _Door benders plying psalm-war, an psalm-war hurts alite,_\n    _An psalm-war manor luffing, an psalm-war chaldron short;_\n    _Butter ash nor jarring Mutt-fill\u2014muddy Casing hash stork art!_\u201d\n\nBought lessen, forks! Wander nor wart _rally_ hopping? Wail, doze putty\nversus becalm cerebrated\u2014an Casing becalm cerebrated, toe! Suture bag\nkraut off pimple cam toe Mutt-fill toe shag hens wetter hansom borsch\nboil plier debt Casing win enter parlor-tricks, an gat retch. An, whinny\ngut retch (conjure gas?) Casing becalm door diverted horsebarn off putty\nladle Any-bally.\n\n\n\n\nViolate Huskings\n\nore\n\nOrnery Aboard Inner Gelded Ketch\n\n\nPOT 1\n\n_Darn Honor Form_\n\nHeresy rheumatic starry offer former\u2019s dodder, Violate Huskings, an wart\nhoppings darn honor form.\n\nViolate lift wetter fodder, oiled Former Huskings, hoe hatter repetition\nfur bang furry retch\u2014an furry stenchy. Infect, pimple orphan set debt\nViolate\u2019s fodder worse nosing button oiled mouser. Violate, honor udder\nhen, worsted furry gnats parson\u2014jester putty ladle form gull, sample,\nmorticed, an unafflicted.\n\nWan moaning Former Huskings nudist haze dodder setting honor cheer,\nduring nosing.\n\n\u201cVIOLATE!\u201d shorted dole former, \u201cWatcher setting darn fur? Denture nor\nyore canned gat retch setting darn during nosing? Germ pup otter debt\ncheer!\u201d\n\n\u201cArm tarred, Fodder,\u201d resplendent Violate warily.\n\n\u201cWatcher tarred fur?\u201d aster stenchy former, hoe dint half mush symphony\nfurther gull. \u201cAre badger dint doe mush woke disk moaning! Ditcher curry\ndoze buckles fuller slob darn tutor peg-pan an feeder pegs?\u201d\n\n\u201cYap, Fodder. Are fetter pegs.\u201d\n\n\u201cDitcher mail-car caws an swoop otter caw staple?\u201d\n\n\u201cOff curse, Fodder. Are mulct oiler caws an swapped otter staple, an\nfetter checkings, an clammed upper larder inner checking-horse toe gadder\noiler aches, an wen darn tutor vestibule guarding toe peck oiler bogs\nan warms offer vestibules, an watched an earned yore closing, an fetter\nhearses an....\u201d\n\n\u201cDitcher _warder_ oiler hearses, toe?\u201d enter-ruptured oiled Huskings.\n\n\u201cNor, Fodder, are dint.\u201d\n\n\u201cDint warder mar hearses? Wire nut?\u201d\n\n\u201cArm surrey, Fodder, butcher hearses jest worsen Thursday. Yore kin\nleader hearse toe warder, Fodder, butcher cannon maggot drank. Lessen,\nFodder, arm tarred!\u201d\n\n\u201cOil-wares tarred!\u201d crumpled Huskings. \u201cWail, sense yore sore tarred, oil\nlecher wrestle ladle, bought GAD OFFER DEBT CHEER! Wile yore wrestling,\nyore kin maker bets an washer dashes.\u201d\n\nSuture fodder! Effervescent fur Violate\u2019s sweat-hard, Hairy Parkings,\ndisk pore gull word sordidly half ban furry miscible.\n\n\nPOT 2\n\n_Moan-late an Roaches_\n\nViolate worse jest _wile_ aboard Hairy, hoe worse jester pore form bore\nfirming adjourning form. Sum pimple set debt Hairy Parkings dint half gut\nsince, butter hatter gut dispossession an hay worse medley an luff wet\nViolate. Infect, Hairy wandered toe merrier, butter worse toe skirt toe\naster.\n\nWan gnat Hairy an Violate war setting honor Huskings\u2019 beck perch inner\nmoan-late, holing hens.\n\n\u201cO Hairy,\u201d crate Violate, \u201cJest locket debt putty moan! Arsenate\nrheumatic?\u201d\n\n\u201cYap,\u201d inserted Hairy, lurking adder moan.\n\n\u201cO Hairy,\u201d contingent Violate, \u201cJest snuff doze flagrant orders combing\nfirmer putty rat roaches inner floor guarding! Conjure small doze orders,\nHairy? Conjure small debt deletitious flagrancy?\u201d\n\n\u201cYap,\u201d set Hairy, snuffing, lacquer haunting dug haunting fur rapids.\n\n[Illustration]\n\n\u201cLessen, Hairy,\u201d whiskered Violate, \u201cArm ... arm oil-moist _shore_ yore\ngut sum-sing toe asthma. Denture half sum-sing impertinent toe asthma,\nHairy? Denture?\u201d\n\nPore Hairy, skirt oil-moist artifice wets, stuttered toe trample, butter\npoled ham-shelf toe-gadder, an gargled:\n\n\u201cArk ... yap, Violate ... are gas ... are gas are gut sum-sing ... O\nshocks, Violate!\u201d\n\n\u201cGore earn, Hairy, gore earn!\u201d encysted Violate, gadding impassioned.\n\u201cDun bay sore inhabited! Nor, den, watcher garner asthma?\u201d\n\n\u201cWail, Violate, arm jester pore form bore, an dun half mush moaning....\u201d\n\n\u201cHoe cars aboard moaning, Hairy? Pimple dun heifer bay retch toe gat\nmerit, bought day order _lack_ itch udder. Merit cobbles hoe _lack_ itch\nudder gadder lung mush batter den udder cobbles hoe _dun_ lack itch\nudder. Merit pimple order bay _congenital_, an arm _shore_, Hairy, debt\nwail bay _furry_ congenital an contended, an, fur debt raisin, way dun\nheifer half mush moaning.\u201d\n\nFurry lung, lung, term disk harpy cobble set honor beck perch inner\nmoan-late, holing hens an snuffing flagrant orders firmer floors inner\nfloor guarding. Finely Violate set:\n\n\u201cBought lessen, Hairy\u2014inner moaning yore gutter asthma fodder.\u201d\n\n       *       *       *       *       *\n\nRadar, conjure gas wart hopping? Hairy aster fodder, hoe exploited wet\nanchor, an setter larder furry bat warts. Infect, haze languish worse\njest hobble. Yonder nor sorghum-stenches wad disk stenchy oiled mouser\nlettuce dodder asepsis pore bore furry horsebarn. Hairy, shagging wetter\nmotion, toll Violate water fodder hat set.\n\n\u201cDun bay disgorged,\u201d set Violate. \u201cWail jest waiter wile. Pimple hoe\nwander gat merit gutter half passions.\u201d\n\n\nPOT 3\n\n_Evanescent Wan Think Itching Udder._\n\nWan moaning, servile wicks letter, Violate worse inner fodder\u2019s\nvestibule guarding darn honor hens an niece, pecking bogs an warms offer\nvestibules. Soddenly shay nudist annulled badger-lore, home pimple cold\n\u201cCarnal\u201d Gatretch, combing entity guarding. (Gatretch worsen rallier\ncarnal\u2014hay worse jester retch oiled stork-barker hoed madder mullion\ndullards soiling storks an barns, an hoe lift inner palatal an luxuriant\nmention nut fur firmer Huskings\u2019 form.)\n\n\u201cGut moaning, Carnal Gatretch,\u201d set Violate respectively. \u201cEurope oily\ndisk moaning.\u201d\n\n\u201cDoily board cashes a warm!\u201d resplendent Gatretch wetter wicket charcoal.\n\u201cArming oily board\u2014an yore jester putty ladle warm.\u201d\n\n\u201cArm shore yore jest jerking, Carnal,\u201d setter gull, wetter morticed\nblotch, \u201cWarts mar, arm nutty warm\u2014arm Violate Huskings.\u201d\n\n\u201cNutty warm?\u201d aster carnal, \u201cDen watcher during darn honor hens an niece\ninner mutton dart? O water sham, water sham, debt search putty ladle wide\nhens shut bay oil cupboard wet mutton dart! Comb hair, Violate! Lessee\ndoze putty ladle hens! _Arm_ garner trait doze hens mar respectively.\u201d\n\n\u201cJest warts yore porpoise, Carnal?\u201d aster gull. \u201cJest watcher\nincinerating?\u201d\n\n\u201cConjure gas mar porpoise, doling?\u201d whiskered dole stork-barker. \u201cConjure\ngas wart arm incinerating? Wail, arm nutty garner baiter rounder borsch.\nHeresy hull think inner nuptial\u2014arm garner gat merit, an _yore_ garner\nbay Messes Gatretch. Yore gamer heifer palatal an luxuriant mention an\nstorks an barns any cobble off Cattle-hacks, an yule bay warring manx an\nudder gorges closing, an damnings an perils an udder jowls....\u201d\n\nViolate shuttered.\n\n\u201cKip yore manx an damnings an perils an udder retches, Carnal! Are dun\nwampum! Are dun wander merry nor-bawdy sceptor manor luff\u2014an debt\u2019s\nHairy Parkings!\u201d\n\n\u201cHairy Parkings!\u201d crumpled Gatretch, wetter snare honors phase, \u201cWatcher\nwander merry debt end-bustle fur? Hairy\u2019s jester bomb!\u201d\n\nTrampling wet indication, Violate stupid darn, pecked upper bag hen-furl\noff dart an flunk disk dart rat inner oiled stork-barker\u2019s phase!\n\n\u201cGat otter mar fodder\u2019s vestibule guarding!\u201d crater gull. \u201cAn dun comb\nbeck!\u201d\n\n\u201cHoe-cake, hoe-cake,\u201d murdered Gatretch, \u201cbought lessen hair, gull, yore\ngarner heifer changer mine! Arm garner torque baseness wet yore fodder.\nArm garner muck yore fodder servile ladle prepositions. An _arm garner\nbay yore horsebarn_!\u201d\n\nFleshed wet anchor, an crumpling tomb-shelf, Gatretch win beck tutor\nHuskings\u2019 horse toe torque tutor stenchy oiled mouser.\n\n\nPOT 4\n\n_Wadding Balls an Better Tares._\n\nDole stork-barker worse rat. Former Huskings ascended tutor carnal\u2019s\nwicket preposition, an fur lung, Violate, sopping historically, an wet\nbetter tares strumming darner chicks, worse becalming Messes Gatretch.\nCensor fodder worse toe stenchy toe heifer wadding, Violate enter Carnal\nwar stunning inner orifice offer Jesters offer Pace, lessening tutor\njesters raiding doze fetal warts:\n\n\u201cCarnal, door yore tick disk worming furrier awful waif?\u201d\n\n(\u201cShore,\u201d setter stork-barker.)\n\n\u201cViolate, door yore tick disk carnal furrier awful horsebarn?\u201d\n\n(\u201cY-Yap,\u201d set Violate, sopping historically.)\n\nPimple shirker hets an set:\n\n\u201cWater sham! Suture putty gull an suture disherpated oiled badger-lore!\nSuture think shunt hopping tore gnats gull lack Violate!\u201d\n\n\u201cPore Violate! Violate\u2019s garner bay ornery aboard inner gelded ketch!\u201d\n\nHairy Parkings worse melon-colic, butter worsen disgorged, any set\ntomb-shelf:\n\n\u201cCarnal Gatretch\u2019s jester cat-napper hoe cat-napped mar sweat-hard.\nWail, jest waiter wile\u2014props Hairy Parkings kin doer ladle cat-napping\nham-shelf.\u201d\n\nServile wicks pest.\n\nWan dock gnat, wile Violate\u2019s horsebarn worse aware honor baseness trap,\nHairy gutter lung larder, an clammed ope toe Violate\u2019s bet-rum windrow.\n\n\u201cViolate!\u201d Hairy whiskered. \u201cGerm pup! Itch yore loafer! Itch Hairy!\u201d\n\nViolate, herring debt farm-oilier verse, lipped otter bet, pot honor\nputty ladle bet-rum slobbers, an expansive four-laned, hen-an-bordered\nhorse-court, an cam tutor windrow.\n\n\u201cLessen, Violate,\u201d set Hairy, \u201cArmor goring aware. Armor goring tumor\ngroin-murder\u2019s form, darning Messy-soupy, an armor garner peck carton fur\nmar groin-murder. Peck yore begs, Violate! Gad otter disk gelded ketch!\nClam darner larder, an wail goiter garter dam toe Messy-soupy!\u201d\n\nFurry mint, Violate dint yonder-stander loafer\u2019s preposition, den, wetter\nharpy, harpy, lurk honor phase, shay set:\n\n\u201cYore rat, Hairy. Arm jester pore ladle retch gull\u2014ornery aboard inner\ngelded ketch. Bought O bore! Water SWILL ketch! Dun heifer feeder pegs!\nDun heifer mail-car caws an swoop otter caw staple! Dun heifer feeder\ncheckings an gadder aches an peck warms offer vestibules! Dun heifer\ndoe nor watching an earning, dun heifer warder hearses an maker bets an\nwasher dashes! Door yore thank armor garner flier ware firm oil disk\nlechery? Known date! Sordidly nut! An lessen, Hairy; heresy ladle gut\nadverse: Wile yore darning Messy-soupy, dun stutter peck carton furrier\ngroin-murder. Kipper _ware_ firmer form, an finer swill possession inner\nstork-barker\u2019s orifice. Soil storks an barns, an maggot mullion dullards.\nDEN comb beck tumor windrow wet yore larder!\u201d\n\n\n\n\n4\n\nLATH THING THUMB THONGS!\n\n\n\n\nFRYER JERKER\n\n\n    Fryer Jerker, Fryer Jerker,\n    Dormer-view? Dormer-view?\n    Sunny lay martini!\n    Sunny lay martini!\n    Drink, drank, drunk.\n    Drink, drank, drunk.\n\n[Illustration]\n\n\n\n\nALLEY WETTER\n\n\n    Alley wetter, jaunty alley wetter,\n    Alley wetter, shutter plumber ray.\n    Shutter plumber railer tat\n    Shutter plumber railer tat\n    Ale a tat, ale a tat\n    Ale a tat, ale a tat\n    O,\n\n    Alley wetter, jaunty alley wetter,\n    Alley wetter, shutter plumber ray.\n\n\n\n\nDOOR OIL GORY MAYOR\n\n\n    Odor oil gory mayor, shay ant washy oyster bay\n    Ant washy oyster bay,\n    Ant washy oyster bay!\n    Door oil gory mayor, shay ant washy oyster bay\n    Money lung yares a gore!\n\n\n\n\nDARE ASHY TURBAN INNER TORN\n\n\n    Dare ashy turban inner torn, inner torn\n    An dare mar dare luff set shim darn, set shim darn\n    An drakes haze whine wet lefter fray\n    An nabber, nabber thanks off may.\n    Farther wail fur arm moist leaf year,\n    Doughnut letter parroting grave year,\n    Enter member debtor bust off fronts moist port, moist port.\n    Adjure, adjure, canned fronts, adjure, adjure, adjure;\n    Are kin nor lunger stare wet your, stare wet your.\n    Oil hank mar hop honor warping wallow tray,\n    An murder whirl gore wail wet they.\n\n\n\n\nFUR HAZY JELLY GUT FURLOUGH\n\n\n    Fur hazy jelly gut furlough\n    Fur hazy jelly gut furlough\n    Fur hazy jelly gut furlough\n    Witch nor bawdy candor nigh\n\n\n\n\nHIVE BAN WALKING HONOR ROIL RUT\n\n\n    Hive ban walking honor roil rut\n    Oiler laugh lung dare;\n    Hive ban walking honor roil rut\n    Jester pester tam aware.\n    Conjure herder weasels blurring,\n    Blurring sore oily inner moan?\n    Conjure herder chaldron shorting,\n    Diner want chew blur debt hone?\n\n[Illustration]\n\n\n\n\nHURL, HURL, DOOR GONG\u2019S OIL HAIR\n\n\n    Hurl, hurl, door gong\u2019s oil hair!\n    Moisten satyr knotty wart!\n    Moisten satyr knotty wart!\n    Hurl, hurl, door gong\u2019s oil hair!\n    Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?\n\n\n\n\nHORMONE DERANGE\n\n\n    O gummier hum warder buffer-lore rum\n    Enter dare enter envelopes ply,\n    Ware soiled\u2019em assured adage cur-itching ward\n    An disguise earn it clotty oil die.\n\n    Harm, hormone derange,\n    Warder dare enter envelopes ply,\n    Ware soiled\u2019em assured adage cur-itching ward\n    An disguise earn it clotty oil die.","title":"Anguish Languish","tradition":"folklore-oral-tradition","translated_text":null,"word_count":6428}