{"collection":"myth-cosmogony","full_text_available":true,"graph_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/v2/api/page/perseus_phi0119_phi009_phi0119.phi009.perseus-eng2/graph","html_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/v2/page/perseus_phi0119_phi009_phi0119.phi009.perseus-eng2","id":"perseus_phi0119_phi009_phi0119.phi009.perseus-eng2","license":"CC-BY-SA-4.0","rights_basis":"perseus_github_repo_license_cc_by_sa_4.0","source":"perseus","source_url":"https://github.com/PerseusDL/canonical-latinLit/blob/master/data/phi0119/phi009/phi0119.phi009.perseus-eng2.xml","summary":null,"tags":["Plautus"],"text":"Dramatis Personae PERIPHIANES, an aged Athenian of rank. STRATIPPOCLES, his son by a former wife. APAECIDES, an aged Athenian, friend of Periphanes. EPIDICUS, servant of Periphanes. CHAERIBULUS, a young Athenian, friend of Stratippocies. THESPRIO, armour-bearer to Stratippocles. A CAPTAIN of . A BANKER. PHILIPPA, a woman of , the mother of Telestis. ACROPOLISTIS, a music-girl, mistress of Stratippocles. TELESTIS, daughter of Periphanes and Philippa. A MUSIC-GIRL. (Scene\u2014Athens: before the houses of PERIPHANES, APAECIDES, and CHAERIBULUS.) THE SUBJECT. The plot of this Play is of an involved nature. Periphanes, an aged Athenian, has a son, born in wedlock, named Stratippocles. By Philippa, a woman of Epidaurus, whom he has formerly seduced, he has had a daughter, named Telestis who has been residing with her mother at Thebes. A war arising between the Athenians and Thebans, Stratippocles, on setting out for the army, commissions Epidicus, his father\u2019s servant, to purchase for him Acropolistis, a music-girl, of whom lie is enamoured. Epidicns, on this, persuades Periphanes that this girl is really his daughter by Philippa, whom he has not seen for many years, and that she has been taken captive at Thebes, and brought to Athens. On this the old man gives Epidicus the requisite sum, and she is brought home and introduced to him as his daughter Telestis. In the meantime, Stratippocles meets with another damsel who has been taken captive, and agrees with a Banker to borrow forty mince, for the purpose of purchasing her. He returns to Athens, and resolves not to meet his father until he has paid the money to the Banker and gained possession of the damsel, and Epidicus is threatened by him with a severe punishment, if he does not manage to raise the sum required. On this he accosts his aged master, and tells him that he must find a wife for his son, who is about to purchase a singing-girl of the name of Acropolistis. The old man is persuaded to give a sum of money to Epidicus for the purpose of buying Acropolistis, that she may be kept out of the way of his son. On receiving the money, Epidicus hands it over to Stratippocles, to be paid to the Banker. The old gentleman having that morning ordered a singing-girl to be hired to perform at a sacrifice at his house, she is brought to him as Acropolistis, having been instructed how to play her part. A Captain, who admires Acropolistis, having heard that Periphanes has purchased her, applies to him, and offers to give him a profit of ten minae if he will transfer her to him. Periphanes, thereupon, brings to him the music-girl who is assuming that character (while the real Acropolistis is taken for his daughter), on which the Captain discovers the deception, and Periphanes finds out that the girl is already free, and has been only brought to his house to perform at the sacrifice. At this conjuncture Philippa arrives, having heard that her daughter has been brought to Athens. Periphanes meets her, and assures her that her daughter is safe at his house. On this, Philippa is introduced to Acropolistis, and declares that she is not her daughter, and that Periphanes has been imposed upon. On being questioned,Acropolistis confesses that she has only called Periphanes her father because lie has called her his daughter. Epidicus, on being discovered to be guilty of this second fraud upon his master, is greatly alarmed; but just then he perceives the Banker, who has come for the money, leading the Theban captive. He immediately recognizes her as Telestis, the real daughter of Periphanes and Philippa, Stratippocles, somewhat to his sorrow, is informed that the captive is his half-sister, and therefore, most probably, consoles himself with Acropolistis. For making this discovery, Epidicus is not only pardoned by Periphanes, but receives his freedom. THE ACROSTIC ARGUMENT.[Supposed to have been written by Priscian the Grammarian.] An old gentleman, thinking her his daughter, purchases (Emit) a music-girl, by the advice (Persuasu) of his servant, who, a second time (Iterum), substitutes for him, in place of his son\u2019s mistress, another one hired; he gives (Dat) to his master\u2019s son the money; with it the young man, not knowing it (Imprudens), purchases his sister. Soon afterwards, by the aid of a woman whom he has seduced, and of a Captain, the old man understands (Cognoscit) that he has been imposed upon, as (Ut) the one is in search of his mistress, the other of her daughter. But (Sed) on finding his daughter, he gives his servant his liberty. (Enter THESPRIO, followed by EPIDICUS.Translator\u2019s subtitle The Fortunate Discovery: Plautus calls this Play by the name of Epidicus, from the slave, who is the principal actor in it. It will be seen that a fortunate discovery really does take place in the Fifth Act, where Periphanes not only finds his long-lost daughter, but Stratippocles is prevented from unknowingly being guilty of incest. That Plautus thought very highly of this Play, is evident from what is said in the Bacchides, l. 215, where Chrysalus is introduced as saying that he loves the Epidicus as well as his own self. EPIDICUS (pulling THESPRIO by the cloak.) Harkye! young man. THESPRIO Who pulls me by the cloak, when thus in haste? EPIDICUS An intimate. THESPRIO I confess it; for with your annoyance you are too intimate. EPIDICUS But do look back, Thesprio! THESPRIO (looking round.) What? Is it Epidicus that I see? EPIDICUS Why surely you\u2019ve the use of your eyes. THESPRIO Greetings to you. EPIDICUS May the Gods grant what you desire. I\u2019m glad that you\u2019ve got here safe. THESPRIO What besides? EPIDICUS According to the usage, a dinner shall be given you A dinner shall be given you: The coena viatica, or welcome entertainment, has been mentioned in the Notes to the Bacchides, Act I., So. 2.. THESPRIO I agree. EPIDICUS What to do? THESPRIO That I\u2019ll accept it, if you offer it. EPIDICUS How are you? Fare you as you could wish? THESPRIO The proof\u2019s before you.Part of line 9 in the Latin. EPIDICUS Marvellous!Part of line 9 in the Latin. You seem quite plump and hearty. THESPRIO (pointing to his left hand.) Thanks to this. EPIDICUS Which, indeed, you ought to have parted with To have parted with: The thieves of antiquity are said to have used the left hand for the purposes of their nefarious calling. The cutting off of the hand was a common punishment. long ago. THESPRIO I\u2019m less of a pilferer now than formerly. EPIDICUS How so? THESPRIO I rob above-board I rob above- board: It has been suggested that this is an imitation of a passage in Aristophanes, Act II., Sc. 3, where Blepsidemus says, \u03bf\u1f50 \u03ba\u03b5\u03ba\u03bb\u03bf\u03c6\u1f71\u03c2 \u1f04\u03bb\u03bb\u2019 \u1f25\u03c1\u03c0\u03b1\u03ba\u03b1\u03c2. You have not pilfered, but plundered. The thought, however, is quite natural, without resorting to a previous author for it.. EPIDICUS May the immortal Gods confound you, with what huge strides you do walk! for when I caught sight of you at the harbour, I began to run at a rapid pace; I was hardly able to overtake you just now. THESPRIO You are a town wit. EPIDICUS I know that you, on the other hand, are a military gentleman. THESPRIO Speak out as boldly as you please. EPIDICUS How say you? Have you been well all along? THESPRIO In a varied way. EPIDICUS Those who are well in a varied way In a varied way: He puns upon the different meanings of the word varie; and alludes to the checquered or striped state of the slave\u2019s back after whipping. By varie, Thesprio simply means, sometimes well, and sometimes ill., a race of men of the goat kind or of the panther kind, don\u2019t please me. THESPRIO What do you wish me to tell you but that which is fact? EPIDICUS To answer to these thingsPart of the first part of line 19 in the Latin. fairly; how\u2019s our master\u2019s son? Is he well? THESPRIO Stout as a boxer and an athlete. EPIDICUS You\u2019ve brought me joyous tidings on your arrival. But where is he? THESPRIO I came here together with him. EPIDICUS Where is he then? Unless, perchance, you\u2019ve brought him in your wallet, or, perhaps, in your knapsack. THESPRIO May the Gods confound you! EPIDICUS I want to make enquiries of you. Lend me your attention; attention shall be lent you in return. THESPRIO You say what\u2019s law What\u2019s law: The words operam da and operam dabo, used by Epidicus, were terms used in the Roman courts of law: therefore Thesprio says, jus dicis, meaning, you talk like a judge.. EPIDICUS It becomes me to do so. THESPRIO But why now are you acting the Praetor over us? EPIDICUS What other person in Athens will you say is more deserving of it than I? THESPRIO But still, Epidicus, one thing is wanting for your Praetorship. EPIDICUS What, pray? THESPRIO You shall know; two lictors Two lictors: The Praetors were attended by lictors As one part of their duty was to scourge refractory slaves, Thesprio means to joke Epidicus, by telling him that he requires the lictors \u2014 not to do him honor, but to scourge him. two osier bundles of twigs\u2014 EPIDICUS (shaking his fist at him.) Woe unto you! But how say you\u2014? THESPRIO What is it you ask? EPIDICUS Where are the arms Where are the armns: As Thesprio was his armour-bearer, this question cannot be considered as an impertinent one. of Stratippocles? THESPRIO I\u2019 faith, they\u2019ve gone over to the enemy. EPIDICUS What, his arms? THESPRIO Aye, and quickly too. EPIDICUS Do you say that seriously? THESPRIO Seriously I say it; the enemy have got them. EPIDICUS By my troth, a disgraceful affair. THESPRIO Still, before now, other persons have done the same. This affair will turn out to his honor Will turn out to his honor: Schmieder thinks that in these words there is a covert allusion to the conduct of Terentius Varro, by whose bad management the Romans lost the battle of Cannae, when fighting against Hannibal. The Senate, however, received him with open arms, because he had not despaired of the state.. EPIDICUS How so? THESPRIO Because it has been so to others before. EPIDICUS Mulciber, I suppose, made the arms which Stratippocles had; they flew over to the enemy Flew over to the enemy: Plautus seems here to fancy that the arms made by Mulciber or Vulcan, for Achilles, were taken by Hector from Patroclus, when, in fact, they were made at the request of Thetis, for the purpose of avenging his death. He probably did not care to represent a slave and A camp-follower as being particularly correct in their knowledge of Homer.. THESPRIO Why, then, e\u2019en let this son of Thetis lose them; the daughters of Nereus will bring him others. EPIDICUS Only this must be looked to, that material may be found for the armourers, if in each campaign he yields a spoil to the enemy. THESPRIO Have done now with these matters. EPIDICUS You yourself make an end of them when you please. THESPRIO Cease your enquiries then. EPIDICUS Say, where is Stratippocles himself? THESPRIO There is a reason, for which reason he has been afraid to come together with me. EPIDICUS Pray, what is it? THESPRIO He doesn\u2019t wish to see his father as yet. EPIDICUS For what reason? THESPRIO You shall hear; because he has purchased out of the spoil a young female captive of charming and genteel figure. EPIDICUS What is it I hear from you? THESPRIO That which I\u2019m telling you. EPIDICUS Why has he purchased her? THESPRIO To please his fancy. EPIDICUS How many fancies has this man? For assuredly, before he went away from home to the army, he himself commissioned me, that a music-girl whom he was in love with should be purchased of a Procurer for him. That I have managed to accomplish for him. THESPRIO Whichever way the wind is at sea, Epidicus, in that direction the sail is shifted. EPIDICUS Woe unto wretched me! He has utterly undone me! THESPRIO What\u2019s the meaning of this? What\u2019s the matter, pray? EPIDICUS Well now\u2014she whom he has bought, at what sum has he purchased her? THESPRIO A very little. EPIDICUS That I don\u2019t ask you. THESPRIO What then? EPIDICUS For how many minae? THESPRIO (holding up all his fingers four times.) For so many. EPIDICUS Part of line 52c in Latin attributed to the prior speaker. Forty minae? THESPRIO For that purpose, he borrowed the money on interest of a Banker at Thebes, at a didrachm for each silver mina per day. EPIDICUS Surprising! THESPRIO This Banker, too, has come together with him, and is dunning for his money. EPIDICUS Immortal Gods! now I\u2019m fairly done for! THESPRIO Why so, or.what\u2019s the matter, Epidicus? EPIDICUS He has proved my ruin! THESPRIO Who? EPIDICUS Who? He who lost his arms. THESPRIO But why so? EPIDICUS Because he himself was every day sending me letters from the army\u2014but I shall hold my tongue; it\u2019s best to do so. It\u2019s best for a man in servitude to know more than he says; that\u2019s true wisdom. THESPRIO On my faith, I don\u2019t understand why you are alarmed. You are frightened, Epidicus; I see it by your countenance. You seem here, in my absence, to have got into some scrape or other. EPIDICUS Can\u2019t you cease annoying me? THESPRIO I\u2019ll be off. (Moves as if going.) EPIDICUS Stand still; I\u2019ll not let you go from here. (Holds him.) THESPRIO Why do you hold me back? EPIDICUS Is he in love with her whom he has purchased out of the spoil? THESPRIO Do you ask me? He dotes to death upon her. EPIDICUS The hide will be stripped from off my back. THESPRIO He loves her, too, more than ever he loved you. EPIDICUS May Jupiter confound you! THESPRIO Let me go now; for he has forbidden me to go to our house; he ordered me to come here (pointing to the house) to our neighbour\u2019s, Chaeribulus; there he bade me wait; he\u2019s about to come there himself. EPIDICUS Why so? THESPRIO I\u2019ll tell you; because he doesn\u2019t wish to meet with or see his father, before he has paid down this money which is owing for her. EPIDICUS O dear! an involved business, i\u2019 faith. THESPRIO Do let go of me, that I may now be off forthwith. EPIDICUS When the old gentleman knows this, our ship will fairly founder. THESPRIO What matters it to me in what way you come to your end? EPIDICUS Because I don\u2019t wish to perish alone; I\u2019d like you to perish with me, well-wisher with well-wisher. THESPRIO (tearing himself away from EPIDICUS.) Away with you from me to utter and extreme perdition with those terms of yours! EPIDICUS Be off, then, if you are in great haste about anything. THESPRIO (aside.) I never met with any person from whom I parted with greater pleasure. (Goes into the house of CHAERIBULUS.) EPIDICUS (to himself.) He\u2019s gone away from here; you are now alone. In what plight this matter is, you now see, Epidicus. Unless you have some resources in your own self, you are done for. Ruination so great is impending over you\u2014unless you support yourself stoutly, you cannot hold up; to such a degree are mountains of misfortune threatening to tumble on you. Neither does any plan just now please me by means of which to find myself disengaged from my entanglement. To my misfortune, by my trickeries I have forced the old man to imagine that he was making purchase of his own daughter; whereas he has bought for his own son a music-girl whom he was fond of, and whom on his departure he commissioned me about. He now, to please his fancy, has brought another one from the army. I\u2019ve lost my hide, for when the old man finds out that he has been played tricks with, he\u2019ll be flaying my back with twigs. But still, do you take all precautions. (He stands still and thinKs.) That\u2019s of no use! clearly this head of mine is addled! You are a worthless fellow, Epidicus. (In another tone.) What pleasure have you in being abusive? Because you are forsaking yourself. What am I to do? Do you ask me the question? Why you yourself, in former days, were wont to lend advice to others. Well, well; something must be found out. But why delay to go meet the young man, that I may know how the matter stands? And here he is himself. He is in a grave mood. He\u2019s coming with Chaeribulus, his year\u2019s-mate. I\u2019ll step aside here, whence at my leisure I\u2019ll follow their discourse. (He steps aside.) (Enter STRATIPPOCLES and CHAERIBULUS.) STRATIPPOCLES I\u2019ve told you all the matter, Chaeribulus, and I have fully disclosed to you the sum of my griefs and loves. CHAERIBULUS You are foolish, Stratippocles, beyond your age and lineage. Does it shame you, because you have bought a captive girl, born of good family, from among the spoil? Who will there be to impute it as a fault to you? STRATIPPOCLES Through doing this, I\u2019ve found that those who are envious are all enemies to me; but I\u2019ve never offered Never offered violence: This is a very important passage, as it relieves the Audience from the apprehension they might otherwise feel in the Fifth Act, that Stratippocles had unconsciously been guilty of incest. or criminal assault against her chastity. CHAERIBULUS Then, so far, in my opinion at least, you are a still more deserving man, inasmuch as you are temperate in your passion. STRATIPPOCLES He effects nothing who consoles a desponding man with his words: he is a friend, who, in dubious circumstances, aids in deed when deeds are necessary. CHAERIBULUS What do you wish me to do? STRATIPPOCLES To lend me forty minae of silver, to be paid to the Banker from whom I borrowed it on interest. CHAERIBULUS On my word, if I had it, I would not deny you. STRATIPPOCLES What then does it signify your being bounteous in talk, if all aid in the matter If all aid in the matter: The same sentiment occurs in the Trinummus, l. 439. is dead outright. CHAERIBULUS Why faith, I myself am quite wearied and distracted with being dunned. STRATIPPOCLES I had rather my friends of that sort were thrust into a furnace than into litigationInto litigation: Quam Foro. Literally, than in the Forum. He plays on the resemblance of the words furno, oven or furnace, and Foro, the Forum. He had rather see his friends dead outright, than worried by their creditors.. But now I could wish to buy me the assistance of Epidicus at a weighty price, a fellow whom I\u2019ll hand over well-liquored with stripes to the baker To the baker: For the purpose of taking his place at the hand-mill for grinding corn, which was probably done in the same building where the bread was baked, and was a most laborious operation., unless he this day finds me forty minae before I\u2019ve mentioned to him the last syllable of the sum. EPIDICUS (apart.) The matter\u2019s all right; he promises well; he\u2019ll keep faith, I trust. (Ironically.) Without any expenditure of my own, an entertainment An entertainment: As already mentioned, symbola was a club entertainment, or pic-nic (in the original sense of the word), where each provided his own share of the provisions. is already provided for my shoulder-blades. I\u2019ll accost the man. (He goes up to STRATIPPOCLES.) The servant Epidicus wishes health to his master Stratippocles, on his arrival from abroad. STRATIPPOCLES (turning round.) Where is he? EPIDICUS Here he is; I\u2019m delighted that you have returned safe. STRATIPPOCLES I believe you as much in that as I do myself. EPIDICUS Have you been well all along? STRATIPPOCLES I\u2019ve been free from disease; in mind I\u2019ve been ailing. EPIDICUS As regarded myself, I\u2019ve taken care of what you entrusted to me; it has been obtained; the female captive has been bought, about which matter you were sending me letters so often. STRATIPPOCLES You\u2019ve lost all your labour. EPIDICUS But why have I lost it? STRATIPPOCLES Because she is not dear to my heart, nor does she please me. EPIDICUS What means it, then, that you gave me such strict injunctions, and sent letters to me? STRATIPPOCLES Formerly I did love her; but now another passion influences my heart. EPIDICUS I\u2019 faith, it is a shocking thing for that to be unpleasant for a man which you have managed well for him; where I\u2019ve done well, I\u2019ve in reality done ill, since love has shifted sides. STRATIPPOCLES I wasn\u2019t right in my mind when I sent those letters to you. EPIDICUS Is it proper that I should be the atonement for your folly, so as for you to substitute my back as the scape-goat As the scape-goat: Succidanea was a term applied to a victim, substituted in place of another which had not given favourable omens. for your folly? STRATIPPOCLES Why are we making words about that? This man (pointing to himself) has need of forty minae, ready money, and in all haste, for him to pay a Banker, and speedily too. EPIDICUS Only tell me from what quarter you wish me to get them. From what banker am I to seek them? STRATIPPOCLES From where you like. But if I don\u2019t finger them before sunset, don\u2019t you enter my house; off with yourself to the mill. EPIDICUS You easily say that without risk and concern, and with a gay heart. I know our floggers; I feel the pain when I\u2019m beaten. STRATIPPOCLES How say you now? Will you suffer me to destroy myself? EPIDICUS Don\u2019t do that. I\u2019ll cope with this peril and bold attempt in preference. STRATIPPOCLES Now you please me; now do I commend you. EPIDICUS I\u2019ll submit to this in any way that\u2019s pleasing to you. STRATIPPOCLES What then is to be done about this music-girl? EPIDICUS Some method shall be found out; by some means I\u2019ll disengage myself; some way I shall get extricated. STRATIPPOCLES You are full of scheming; I know you of old. EPIDICUS There is a rich Captain of Eub\u0153a Captain of Eub\u0153a: The Captain is elsewhere called a Rhodian. Probably it is meant that Rhodes was the place of his birth, and the island of Eub\u0153a that of his residence., abounding in plenty of gold, who, when he knows that that one was bought for you, and that this other one has been brought here, will forthwith be entreating you, of his own accord, to transfer that other one to him. But where is she whom you have brought with you? STRATIPPOCLES I shall have her here just now. CHAERIBULUS What are we now doing here? STRATIPPOCLES Let\u2019s go in-doors here at your house, that, for the present, we may pass this day merrily. (They go into the house of CHAERIBULUS.) EPIDICUS (to himself.) Go in-doors; I\u2019ll now call I\u2019ll now call: Echard\u2019s adaptation of these two lines is so quaint, that it is worth transcribing. In the meantime must I have a committee of the whole house, to consider of ways and means for the raising supplies to carry on this vigorous war. a council in my heart to adopt measures about this money business, against whom, in especial, war is to be declared, and out of whom I\u2019m to get the money. Epidicus, consider what you are to do; thus suddenly has this business been thrown upon you. But now you must not be slumbering, nor have you any leisure for delay. Now must you be daring! \u2019Tis my fixed determination to lay siege to the old man. I\u2019ll go indoors; I\u2019ll tell the young man, my master\u2019s son, not to walk abroad here, or come anywhere in the way of the old gentleman. (Goes into the house of CHAERIBULUS.) (Enter APAECIDES and PERIPHANES, from the house of the former.) APAECIDES Mostly all menMostly all men: Apaecides has been talking in-doors with Periphanes about his supposed daughter who has lately come home, and is recommending him to atone to Philippa for his conduct to her, by marrying her. It is supposed that Terence had this passage in view in the Andria, l. 637-8. are ashamed when they have no occasion to be; when they ought to be ashamed, then does shame forsake them, when there\u2019s a necessity for their being ashamed. That man, in fact, are you. What is there to be ashamed of in your bringing home a wife, poor, but born of good family? Especially her, whose daughter you say this girl is, who is at your house? PERIPHIANES I have some regard for my son Regard for my son: It was looked upon as a disgraceful thing for a father with grown-up sons to marry again, and thereby introduce a mother-in-law into his family. Apaecides blames Periphanes for this scruple, and hints to him that he ought not to be more ashamed on account of his son, than of his late wife, who, being dead, and for whom he had no hearty liking, could not make him blush at a second marriage.. APAECIDES But, i\u2019 faith, the wife whom you buried I thought you had felt some respect for; whose tomb as oft as you see, you straightway sacrifice victims to Orcus; and not without reason, in fact, since you\u2019ve been allowed to get the better of her by surviving her. PERIPHIANES Ah me! I was a Hercules while she was with me; and, upon my faith, the sixth labour The sixth labour: The sixth labour of Hercules was his combat with the Amazons, when he took Antiope or Hippolyts, their queen, and carried off her girdle. was not more difficult to Hercules than the one that fell to my lot. APAECIDES I\u2019 faith, money\u2019s a handsome dowry. PERIPHIANES Troth, so it is, which isn\u2019t encumbered with a wife. (Enter EPIDICUS, from the house of CHAERIBULUS, softly crossing the stage.) EPIDICUS (at the door, as he enters.) Hist! hist! be silent, and have good courage; with a fair omen have I come out of doors, the bird upon the left hand Bird upon the left hand: Among the Romans the Augur looked to the South, having the East on his left hand, which was considered the auspicious quarter. The Greeks considered birds on the left hand an ill omen.. (Pointing to his head.) I\u2019ve got a sharp knife, with which to embowel the old man\u2019s purse; but see! here he is before the house of Apaecides, the two old fellows, just as I want. Now I shall change me into a leech, and suck out the blood of these who are called the pillars of the Senate. PERIPHIANES Let him be married at once. APAECIDES I approve of your design. PERIPHIANES For I\u2019ve heard that he\u2019s entangled with love with a certain music-girl, I don\u2019t know who. At that I\u2019m vexed to death. EPIDICUS (apart.) By my troth, all the Deities do aid, amplify, and love me; really, these men themselves are pointing out to me the way by means of which I\u2019m to get the money out of them. Now then, come, equip yourself, Epidicus, and throw your cloak about your neck (suiting the action to the word.) and pretend as though you had been in search of the man all the city over. On with it, if you are going to do it! (He hurries past the OLD MEN as though he didn\u2019t see them, and calls out aloud.) Immortal Gods! I do wish I could meet with Periphanes at home, whom I\u2019m tired with searching for all over the city, throughout the doctors\u2019 shops, throughout the barbers\u2019 shops, in the gymnasium, and in the Forum, at the perfumers\u2019 shops and the butchers\u2019 stalls Butchers\u2019 stalls: Lanienas. Madame Dacier thinks that this means a place where arms were sold, and the lanistae, or gladiators exercised themselves., and round about the bankers\u2019 shops. I\u2019m become hoarse with enquiring; I\u2019ve almost dropped down with running. PERIPHIANES Epidicus! EPIDICUS (looking round.) Who is it that\u2019s calling Epidicus back? PERIPHIANES It\u2019s I, Periphanes. APAECIDES And I, Apaecides. EPIDICUS And I, indeed, am Epidicus. But, master, I find that you\u2019ve both met me at the nick of time. PERIPHIANES What\u2019s the matter? EPIDICUS Wait, wait! (puffs and blows.) prithee, do let me get breath! PERIPHIANES By all means, rest yourself. EPIDICUS I\u2019m quite faint; I must recover my breath. APAECIDES Do rest yourself at your leisure. EPIDICUS Lend me your attention. All the men of the army have been remanded home from Thebes Remanded home from Thebes: Madame Dacier supposes, and with fair reason, that in this Epidicus tells what really is the fact.. APAECIDES Who knows for certain that this has been done? EPIDICUS I say that it has been done. PERIPHIANES Are you sure of that? EPIDICUS I am sure of it. PERIPHIANES Why are you sure of it? EPIDICUS Because I\u2019ve seen the soldiers marching through the streets in shoals. They are bringing back their arms and their baggage-horses. PERIPHIANES Very good indeed! EPIDICUS Then, what prisoners they\u2019ve got with them! boys, girls, in twos and threes; another one has got five; there\u2019s a crowd in the streets; they are looking out each for his son. PERIPHIANES I\u2019 troth, a business very well managed! EPIDICUS Then, filly as many of the courtesans as there are in the whole city were going decked out each to meet her lover; they were going to trap them; that\u2019s the fact, inasmuch as I gave especial attention to it; several of these had with them nets beneath their garments. When I came to the harbour, forthwith I espied her waiting there, and with her were four music-girls. PERIPHIANES With whom, Epidicus? EPIDICUS With her whom your son has been loving and doting on for years, with whom he\u2019s making all haste to ruin credit, property, himself, and yourself. She was on the lookout for him at the harbour. PERIPHIANES Just see the sorceress now! EPIDICUS But decked out, sparkling with gold, and adorned so splendidly! so nicely! so fashionably! PERIPHIANES What was she drest in? Was it a royal robe, or was it a plain dress? EPIDICUS A skylight one A skylight one: Impluviatam. Echard\u2019s Note to this passage is much to the purpose. The word impluvium signifies a square open place which the Romans had in their houses to receive rain for their use; or a square courtyard, that received the rain at four water-spouts; from whence a habit they had, made with four sides or four pieces, was called vestimentum impluviatum. Here Epidicus takes occasion from this to admire at a woman\u2019s being able to wear a courtyard on her back. Periphanes, carrying on the humour, tells him \u2019tis no wonder, since they frequently wear whole houses and lands, meaning the value of them. The word impluvium has been previously rendered skylight, in the present Translation. See the Notes to the Miles Gloriosus, l. 159, where Periplecomenus complains of Sceledrus looking down his impluvium from the top of the house. The garment may, however, not improbably have been called impluviatum, from its being of a greyish, or rain colour., according as these women coin names for garments. PERIPHIANES What! was she dressed in a skylight? EPIDICUS What\u2019s there wonderful in that? As though many women didn\u2019t go through the streets decked out with farms upon them. But when the tax is demanded, they declare it cannot be paid They declare it cannot be paid: He means that their dupes or lovers cannot pay their taxes.; while to these hussies, to whom a larger tax is paid, it can be paid. Why, what new names every year these women are finding for their clothing\u2014 the thin tunic, the thick tunic, your fulled linen cloth, chemises, bordered shifts\u2019 the marigold or saffron-coloured dress, the under-petticoat or else the light vermilion dress, the hood, the royal or the foreign robe, the wave pattern The wave pattern: Cumatile, from the Greek \u03ba\u1fe6\u03bc\u03b1, a wave. These dresses were so called, probably, from their being undulated, or, as we call it, watered. Ovid, in the Art of Love, B. 8, l. 177, speaks of dresses called undulatae, resembling the waves; as also does Varro. Some Commentators think that undulatae means sea-green, and Schmieder takes cumatile to mean the same. From its juxtaposition with plumatile, feather-pattern, it would seem that the pattern rather than the colour is alluded to. Plumatile is considered by some simply to mean embroidered; and plumata is clearly used in that sense by Lucan in the Pharsalia, B. 10, l. 125. For a list of the Roman ladies\u2019 dresses, see the Aulularia, l. 463, et seq. or the feather-pattern, the wax or the apple-tint. The greatest nonsense! From dogs, too, do they even take the names. PERIPHIANES How so? EPIDICUS They call one the Laconian The Laconian: Probably the garments had their name from their resemblance to the colour of this breed of dogs. They were imported from Laconia, and hence called Laconici. From an expression in the Epodes of Horace, Ode VI., l. 5-6, they appear to have been used as shepherds\u2019 dogs; but Warner in a Note to his Translation, supposes them to have been of the greyhound species, So, in Shakspeare\u2019s Midsummer Night\u2019s Dream. Act IV., Sc. 1, Theseus says: My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind, So flewed, so, sanded . These names compel men to make auctions. PERIPHIANES But do you say on as you commenced. EPIDICUS Two other women behind me began to speak thus between themselves; I, like my wont, went away a little distance from them; I pretended that I wasn\u2019t attending to their talk: I didn\u2019t quite hear all, and still I wasn\u2019t deceived in a word they said. PERIPHIANES I long to hear it. EPIDICUS Then one of them said to the other with whom she was talking\u2014 PERIPHIANES What? EPIDICUS Be quiet then, that you may hear. After they had caught sight of her whom your son is dying for: Prithee, how happily and luckily has it befallen that woman for her lover to be wishing to set her free. Who is he? said the other. She mentioned Stratippocles. PERIPHIANES Troth now, I\u2019m undone; what is it I hear of you? EPIDICUS That which really took place. After this, I myself, when I heard them talking, began again to draw closer towards them little by little, as though the crowd of people was pushing me, whether I would or no. PERIPHIANES I understand. EPIDICUS Then the one asked the other, How do you know? Why, because a letter has been brought her to-day from Stratippocles; that he has borrowed money on interest from a banker at Thebes; that it is ready, and he himself has brought it for that purpose. PERIPHIANES Tell on\u2014I\u2019m undone! EPIDICUS She said that she had heard so from her and from the letter which she had seen. PERIPHIANES What am I to do now? I ask your advice, Apaecides. APAECIDES Let us find some clever, useful expedient; for he, indeed, will either be here just now, or is here already. EPIDICUS If it were right for me to be wiser than you, I could give you some good advice, which you will praise, I fancy, both of you\u2014 PERIPHIANES Then where is it, Epidicus? EPIDICUS Yes, and useful for this purpose, APAECIDES Why do you hesitate to mention it? EPIDICUS It\u2019s proper for yourselves, who are the wiser, to be the first to speak, and for me to speak afterwards. PERIPHIANES Aye, aye, of course\u2014come, say on. EPIDICUS But you\u2019ll laugh at me. APAECIDES On my word, we will not do so. EPIDICUS Well then, if it pleases you, use my advice; if it doesn\u2019t please you, find better. There\u2019s neither sowing nor reaping Neither sowing nor reaping: Mihi istic nec seritur nec metitur. This proverbial saying (so well known to every student of the Eton Grammar) merely means, I have no interest whatever in the matter. for me in this matter; only that I do wish the same that you wish. PERIPHIANES I return you thanks. Make us partakers in your wisdom. EPIDICUS Let a wife at once be chosen for your son; and so take vengeance on this music-girl whom he wants to liberate, and who is corrupting him for you; and so let it be managed, that even until her dying day she may remain a slave. APAECIDES It ought to be so managed. PERIPHIANES I am ready to do anything, so long only as this may be brought about EPIDICUS Well then, now there\u2019s an opportunity of doing so, before he comes into the city, as to-morrow he will be here; to-day he will not have come. PERIPHIANES How do you know? EPIDICUS I do know, because another person told me, who came from there, that he would be here in the morning. PERIPHIANES Then say you what we are to do. EPIDICUS I\u2019m of opinion that you ought to do thus: you must pretend as though you were desirous to give her liberty to the music-girl for your own whim, and as though you were violently in love with her. PERIPHIANES To what advantage does that tend? EPIDICUS Do you ask that? Why, that you may purchase her beforehand with money, before your son comes, and may say that you bought her to set her at liberty\u2014 PERIPHIANES I understand. EPIDICUS When she\u2019s bought, you must remove her somewhere out of the city; unless your own feelings are any way opposed. PERIPHIANES O no, skilfully suggested. EPIDICUS But what say you, Apaecides? APAECIDES Why, what should I? Except that I think you\u2019ve contrived it very cleverly. EPIDICUS Then, in consequence, all thoughts of marriage with her will be removed from him, so that he will make no difficulties as to what you wish. APAECIDES Long life to you, wise as you are, it really does please us. EPIDICUS Do you then skilfully do whatever you are going to do. PERIPHIANES I\u2019 faith, you speak to the purpose. EPIDICUS I have found, too, how this suspicion may be removed from yourself. PERIPHIANES Let me know it. EPIDICUS You shall know it; just listen. APAECIDES He\u2019s come with a breast full of counsel. EPIDICUS There\u2019s need of a person to carry the money there for the music-girl; but there\u2019s no equal necessity for yourself to do it. PERIPHIANES Why so? EPIDICUS Lest he should think you are doing it for the sake of your son\u2014 PERIPHIANES Cleverly thought of! EPIDICUS By which means you\u2019ll keep him away from her; lest any difficulty might arise by reason of that suspicion. PERIPHIANES What person shall we find suited to this purpose? EPIDICUS (pointing to APAECIDES.) He will be the best; he will be able to take all due precautions, as he understands the laws and ordinances. PERIPHIANES Epidicus, receive my thanks. But I\u2019ll attend to this with all care. EPIDICUS I\u2019ll find him and bring him here to you, to whom the music-girl belongs; and I\u2019ll take the money along with him. (Pointing to APAECIDES.) PERIPHIANES For how much, at the lowest, can she be bought? EPIDICUS What, she? Perhaps she might possibly be bought at the lowest for forty minae; but if you give me more, I shall return it. There\u2019s no trickery in this matter. This money, too, of yours won\u2019t be locked up ten days. PERIPHIANES How so? EPIDICUS Why, because another young man is dying with love for this woman, one abounding in money, a great warrior, a Rhodian, a spoiler of his foes A Rhodian, a spoiler of his foes: The Rhodians were considered wealthy, proud, and boastful., a boaster; he\u2019ll buy her of you, and give the money with pleasure. You only do it; there\u2019s a large profit for you here. PERIPHIANES I really pray the Gods it may be so. EPIDICUS You\u2019ll obtain your prayer. APAECIDES Why then, don\u2019t you go in-doors and bring the money out here? I\u2019ll go visit the Forum. Epidicus, do you come thither. EPIDICUS (to APAECIDES.) Don\u2019t you go away from there before I come to you. APAECIDES I\u2019ll wait till then. PERIPHIANES (to EPIDICUS.) Do you follow me in-doors. EPIDICUS Go and count it out; I\u2019ll not detain you at all. (Exit APAECIDES, and PERIPHANES goes into his house.) (EPIDICUS, alone.) EPIDICUS (to himself.) I do think that in the Attic land there is no spot of land so fertile as is this Periphanes of ours; why, from the locked and sealed-up money-chest I summon forth silver just as much as I please. But this, i\u2019 troth, I am afraid of, that if the old man should come to know it, he\u2019ll be making parasites of elm-twigs Parasites of elm-twigs: He alludes to the propensity of Parasites for devouring to the bone all who came in their way., to be shaving me quite clean. But one matter and consideration disturbs me\u2014what music-girl, one that goes out on hire, I\u2019m to show to Apaecides. (He muses.) And that as well I\u2019ve got: this morning the old gentleman bade me bring for him on hire some music-girl to his house here, to sing for him while he was performing a sacrifice Performing a sacrifice: It was the custom, while private person were sacrificing to the Lares or household Gods, to have music performed upon the harp or the pipe.. She shall be hired, and be instructed beforehand in what way she\u2019s to prove herself cunning towards the old man. I\u2019ll away in-doors; I\u2019ll get the money out of the swindled old fellow. (He goes into the house of PERIPHANES.) (Enter STRATIPPOCLES and CHAERIBULUS, from the house of the latter.) STRATIPPOCLES I\u2019m distractedly in suspense and worn to the heart with waiting how the fair promises of Epidicus will turn out for me. I\u2019ve been tormented too long. Whether there is to be anything, or whether there is not, I wish to know. CHAERIBULUS For all these resources you may still seek some other resources for yourself. For my part, I knew at the first, or the instant, that there was no help for you in him That there was no help for you in him: Nullam tibi esse in illo copiam.. STRATIPPOCLES Upon my faith, I\u2019m ruined! CHAERIBULUS You act absurdly in tormenting yourself in mind. By my troth, if I should catch him, I would never allow that slave of a fellow to be laughing at us with impunity. STRATIPPOCLES What can you expect him to do, you, who have such great wealth at home, and have not a coin of it, as you say, and have in yourself no resources for your friend? CHAERIBULUS I\u2019 faith, if I had had it, I should have proffered it with pleasure; but something in some manner Something in some manner: This admirably shows how hard up the stingy Chaeribulus is for an excuse., in some way, in some direction, from some person, some hope I have for you, that there\u2019ll be some good fortune for you to share with me. STRATIPPOCLES Woe to you, you sneaking fellow You sneaking fellow: Murcide. Some editions have muricide, you mouse-killing fellow; a capital name for a sordid, miserable creature.. CHAERIBULUS Why does it please you to abuse me? STRATIPPOCLES Why, because you are prating to me about something in some manner, from somewhere or other, from some persons, that nowhere exists, and I won\u2019t admit it to my ears. Of no more assistance are you unto me than he who never yet has been born. (They stand near the door of the house of CHAERIBULUS.) (Enter EPIDICUS, from the house of PERIPHANES, with a bag of money round his neck.) EPIDICUS (to PERIPHANES, within the house.) You\u2019ve done your duty then; it now befits me to do mine. Through this care of mine, you may be allowed to be at ease. (In a lower voice.) This, in fact, is now lost to you; don\u2019t at all be setting your hopes on it. (Holding some of the coins in his hands.) How very shining it is! You only trust me for that. This way I\u2019m going to act, this way my forefathers have acted before me. O ye immortal Gods, what a brilliant day you have bestowed upon me in this how propitious and how favourable to my requests! But why do I delay to take my departure hence, that I may bear this supply with lucky auspices to the colony To the colony: He means the house of Chaeribulus, which has just been peopled by his master.. I\u2019m delaying while I\u2019m standing here. But what means this? Before the house I see the two companions, my master and Chaeribulus. (Accosting them.) What are you doing? Take this, will you. (Gives STRATIPPOCLES the bag of money.) STRATIPPOCLES How much is there in this? EPIDICUS As much as is enough, and more than enough; a superabundance; I\u2019ve brought more by ten minae than you owe to the Banker. So long as I please and obey you, I value my own back at a straw. STRATIPPOCLES But why so? EPIDICUS Because I shall make your father a bag-murderer A bag- murderer: Perenticidam. A word coined by the author for the occasion, on account of its resemblance to parenticida, a parricide.. STRATIPPOCLES What kind of expression is that? EPIDICUS I don\u2019t at all care for your old-fashioned and every-day words; you chouse by purses full Chouse by purses full: Echard gives a particular meaning te this passage, and Warner seems to adopt his notion, which certainly seems farfetched. The former says, in a Note, Epidicus here carries on the fancy of perenticida, and parenticide, and the Poet has luckily hit upon a line that exactly agrees with either. For the common punishment of parricides was to put them into a sack with a cock, a serpent, and an ape, and then throw them into the river. Now the ward ductare signifies equally to bring a man into punishment, or to cheat him; so that the phrase peratim ductare is the same thing; only follis was a much larger sack than pera. M. Guiet considers this passage to be spurious., but I\u2019ll chouse by bags full. For the procurer took away a whole lot of money for the music-girl (I paid it; with these hands I counted it out), her whom your father supposes to be his own daughter. Now, again, that your father may be deceived, and assistance be provided for you, I\u2019ve discovered a method. In such a way have I persuaded the old gentleman\u2014and had a talk to this effect, that, when you returned, you might not have possession of her Possession of her: Madame Dacier is of opinion that some lines are wanting here. Echard and Warner are also of that opinion.\u2014 STRATIPPOCLES Bravo!\u2014bravo! EPIDICUS She\u2019s now at your house She\u2019s now at your house: That is, the first mistress of Stratippocles is at his father\u2019s house personating the lost daughter. in place of her. STRATIPPOCLES I understand. EPIDICUS Now he has given me Apaecides by way of guarantee in this matter (he\u2019s waiting for me at the Forum), as if to seem the purchaser. STRATIPPOCLES Not a bad precaution! EPIDICUS The cautious man\u2019s now taken in himself; your own father himself placed this purse around my neck This purse around my neck: Purses containing large sums of money were generally slung round the neck by a string. See the Aulularia, l. 258 Asinaria, l. 661; and Truculentus, l. 648.. He\u2019s making preparation, that immediately on your arrival home you shall be married. STRATIPPOCLES In one way only will he persuade me; if Orcus takes her away from me, who has been brought with me. EPIDICUS Now I\u2019ve hit upon this scheme: I\u2019ll go by myself alone to the procurer\u2019s house; I\u2019ll instruct him, if any one comes to him, to say that the money has been paid him for the music-girl; inasmuch as, the day before yesterday, I paid it down with my own hands for this mistress of yours, whom your father takes to be his own daughter. Then the procurer, unknowingly, will be staking his accursed head, as though he had received the money for her who has now been brought here together with you. CHAERIBULUS You are more versatile than a potter\u2019s-wheel. EPIDICUS Now I\u2019ll get ready some artful music-girl, who\u2019s hired at a didrachm, to pretend that she has been purchased, and cleverly to trick the two old fellows: Apaecides, together with her, will bring her to your father. STRATIPPOCLES How adroitly managed! EPIDICUS Her, prepared beforehand with my devices, and provided with my schemes, I shall send to him. But I\u2019m talking at too great length; you have delayed me too long: you now know these things how they are to be; I\u2019ll be off. STRATIPPOCLES Success attend you! (Exit EPIDICUS.) CHAERIBULUS He is very clever at artful tricks. STRATIPPOCLES Indeed, by his plans, he has saved me, that\u2019s sure. CHAERIBULUS Let\u2019s go hence into my house. STRATIPPOCLES Yes, and a little more joyfully than I came out of your house, by the courage and conduct of Epidicus, do I return into camp with the spoil. (They go into the house.) (Enter PERIPHANES.) PERIPHIANES (to herself.) Not only for the sake of the face were it right for men to have a mirror for themselves wherein to look at their faces; but one with which they might be enabled to examine the heart of discretion, and therefore be able to examine the resources of the mind; when they had looked in that, they might afterwards consider how they had once passed their lives in youth. Just as myself, for instance, who, for the sake of my son, began to torment myself in mind, as though my son had been guilty of some offence against, me, or as though my own misdeeds had not been most heavy in my youth. In truth, we old fellows are out of our senses sometimes. This, in my own opinion at least, has proved advantageous. But my friend Apaecides is coming with the spoil. I\u2019m glad that the negotiator has returned safe. (Enter APAECIDES, with a MUSIC-GIRL.) PERIPHIANES How goes it? APAECIDES The Gods and Goddesses are favouring you. PERIPHIANES The omen pleases me. APAECIDES A person with whom all things go on prosperously. But do you order her to be taken in-doors. PERIPHIANES (going to the door of his house, and calling.) Hallo there! come out of doors here, some one. (A SERVANT comes out.) Take that woman into the house! And, do you hear? SERVANT What do you desire? PERIPHIANES Take care you don\u2019t permit this woman to associate with my daughter, or to see her. Now do you understand? I wish her to be shut up apart in that little chamber; there\u2019s a great difference between the manners of a maiden and a courtesan. (The SERVANT leads the MUSIC-GIRL into the house.) APAECIDES You speak cleverly and judiciously; each man cannot keep too strict a guard upon the chastity of his daughter. Upon my faith, we certainly did forestall this woman from your son just in time. PERIPHIANES Why so? APAECIDES Because another person told me that he had just seen your son here. PERIPHIANES I\u2019 troth, he was stirring in this business. APAECIDES Upon my faith, it really is so, clearly. You really have a clever servant, and worth any price. PERIPHIANES At his weight in gold he would not be dear. APAECIDES Part of line 411 in Latin. How well he kept How well he kept: The cunning of Epidicus is admirably shown here. He pretends to the old man that they together are deceiving the Music-girl, while, in reality, he is imposing on the old man. that Music-girl quite in ignorance that she was purchased for you; so full of joke and fun did he bring her hither along with him. PERIPHIANES It\u2019s wonderful how that could be managed. APAECIDES He said that you were going to offer a sacrifice at home for your son, because he had returned safe from Thebes. PERIPHIANES He hit upon the right thing. APAECIDES Yes, and he himself told her that she had been hired to assist you here in the sacrifice. He said that you were about to perform it, and that you had a sacrifice at home. But I then made pretence that I was ignorant, as it were, inasmuch as I made myself out half-witted Made myself out half-witted: This in his wisdom he pretended that she might not fancy that he was a cunning fellow, going to put a trick upon her, in combination with Epidicus.. PERIPHIANES Why yes; it was right to do so. APAECIDES An important trial of a friend is going on at the Forum; I want to go as his advocate. PERIPHIANES Go, and when you have leisure, return to me mediately. APAECIDES I\u2019ll be here just now. (Exit.) PERIPHIANES (to himself.) Nothing is there more opportune to man than a friend in need; without labour of your own, what you want is done nevertheless. If I had commissioned any one upon this business, a less skilful person, and less fitted for this matter, he would have been gulled; and so, grinning with his white teeth, my son would have most deservedly laughed at me. But who is this I see coming this way, that with his swaggering makes his scarf to be streaming in the wind? (He stands aside.) (Enter a CAPTAIN, with his SERVANT.) A CAPTAIN (to his SERVANT.) Take care not to pass by any house without asking where lives the old gentleman, Periphanes of Plothea Periphanes of Plothea: Plothenius. Most of the editions have here Plataenius of Plataea. As this was in B\u0153otia, the other is far more likely to be the right reading, Plothea being a Demus of Attica.. Take care that you don\u2019t return to me without knowing it. PERIPHIANES (coming forward.) Young man, if I point out to you the person whom you are in search of, what thanks shall I get of you? A CAPTAIN In arms, by the might of war, I\u2019ve deserved that all people ought to give me thanks. PERIPHIANES You haven\u2019t found out, young man, a tranquil spot where to recount your virtues as you wish; for, if an inferior vaunts his battles to a superior, by his lips they become soiled; but this Periphanes of Plothea whom you are seeking, I am he, if you want him for anything. A CAPTAIN Him, you mean, who in his youth among kings in arms, by his skill in war, gained vast wealth? PERIPHIANES Aye, if you were to hear of my achievements, drop ping your hands you would run off home. A CAPTAIN I\u2019 faith, I\u2019m rather in search of one to whom to speak of my own, than of one to be speaking of his to me. PERIPHIANES This is not the place for it. Do you then look out for another person, into whom to stuff your scraps of nonsense Your scraps of nonsense: Centones. These were properly patchwork tales, or poems, made up of scraps from various works.. (Aside.) And yet this is folly, for me to impute that to him as a fault, which I myself used to do in my youth when I was a soldier; in recounting my battles I used to tear out men\u2019s ears by the roots, when I had once begun. A CAPTAIN Lend your attention, that you may learn what I\u2019ve come to you about. I\u2019ve heard that you have purchased my mistress. PERIPHIANES (aside.) Heyday! now at last I know who he is; the officer whom Epidicus was telling me about a short time since. (To the OFFICER.) Young man, it is as you say; I have purchased her. A CAPTAIN I want a few words with you, if it is not inconvenient to you. PERIPHIANES Upon my faith, I don\u2019t know whether it\u2019s convenient or not, until perhaps you say what you want. A CAPTAIN I want you to transfer her to me, and take the ransom. PERIPHIANES You may have her.Part of line 463 in the Latin. A CAPTAIN But why should I hesitate to speak out to you? I wish at once to make her my freed-woman, that she may be my mistress That she may be my mistress: The swaggering, careless character of the Captain, is admirably depicted here, as he does not hesitate to tell a perfect stranger, and him an aged man, his intentions, at the possible risk of shocking him.. PERIPHIANES I\u2019ll make short work with you; she was bought for me for fifty minae of silver; if sixty minae are paid down to me, I\u2019ll let the damsel employ your holidays Employ your holidays: The feriae, or holidays, are mentioned in the Captivi, l. 473. See the Note to the passage., and so assuredly so, that, if you like, you may remove her from this country. A CAPTAIN Is she then purchased by me? PERIPHIANES On those terms you may have her. You have made a good bargain. (Going to the door of his house.) Hallo there! bring out of doors the Music-girl you took in. The harp, too, as well, that was thrown in with her, I\u2019ll make you a present of it for nothing. PERIPHIANES (MUSIC-GIRL.) (taking her by the hand and leading her to the CAPTAIN.) Come, take her, please. A CAPTAIN What madness possesses you? What mystery are you devising for me? Why don\u2019t you order the Music-girl Order the Music-girl: Periphanes has ordered the girl who has just come, and whom he takes to be Acropolistis, to be brought out; whereas the Captain is in love with the first, who is passing for the old gentleman\u2019s daughter and this mistake occasions the dispute to be brought from in-doors? PERIPHIANES Why, this is the Music-girl. There\u2019s no other one here. A CAPTAIN You can\u2019t impose on me. Why don\u2019t you bring out here the Music-girl Acropolistis? PERIPHIANES This, I tell you, is she. A CAPTAIN This, I tell you, is not she. Do you suppose that I can\u2019t know my own mistress? PERIPHIANES It was this Music-girl, I tell you, for whom my son was dying with love. A CAPTAIN This is not she. PERIPHIANES How, not she? A CAPTAIN It is not. PERIPHIANES Where in the world, then, does, she come from? For my part, i\u2019 faith, I certainly paid the money for her. A CAPTAIN Foolishly paid, I guess, and a mighty mistake. PERIPHIANES Nay, but this is she; for I sent the servant who is in the habit of attending my son; he himself this moment purchased the Music-girl. A CAPTAIN Well then, this fellow has cut you up joint by joint, old gentleman, this servant of yours. PERIPHIANES How, cut me up? A CAPTAIN Such is my suspicion; for she has been palmed upon you for that Music-girl. Old gentleman, you\u2019ve been bubbled clearly and cleverly. I shall now go seek her wherever she is. Warrior, farewell! (Exeunt the OFFICER and SERVANT.) PERIPHIANES (stamnping with rage.) Bravo, bravo! Epidicus You\u2019re a clever fellow! You have fought well\u2014you\u2019re a man! you\u2019ve wiped my nose when snivelling, worthless fellow that I am! (To the MUSIC-GIRL.) Did Apaecides purchase you to-day of the procurer? (A pause.) Come now, tell me. MUSIC-GIRL I never heard of that person before to-day, nor, indeed, was any one able to purchase me for any money; I\u2019ve been free now for more than five years. PERIPHIANES What business have you, then, at my house? MUSIC-GIRL You shall hear; I came, being hired to perform for an old gentleman while he was sacrificing. PERIPHIANES I do confess that I am the most worthless of all men in Athens of Attica. But do you know Acropolistis the Music-girl? MUSIC-GIRL As well as my own self. PERIPHIANES Where does she live? MUSIC-GIRL Since she has been made free, I don\u2019t know for certain. PERIPHIANES Well now, I should like to know who has made her free, if you know? MUSIC-GIRL That which I have heard, you shall hear; I heard that StratippoclesI heard that Stratippocles: She discloses to him what she has heard as the fact, and which is the real state of the case. Although Acropolistis is in his house, in the character of his daughter, he, not knowing who she really is, is alarmed at hearing that his son has procured her liberation, which he has just taken so much pains to prevent., the son of Periphanes, had provided in his absence that she should be made free. PERIPHIANES By heavens, I\u2019m undone I\u2019m undone: Having now detected this piece of roguery of which Epidicus has been guilty., most clearly, if these things are true. Epidicus has disembowelled my purse! MUSIC-GIRL I\u2019ve heard to that effect. Do you want me for anything else? PERIPHIANES Away to perdition in the veriest torments, and off this instant! MUSIC-GIRL Won\u2019t you give me back my harp? PERIPHANES Neither harp nor pipes. Make haste, then, and escape from here, if the Gods love you! MUSIC-GIRL I\u2019ll be off. At a future time, however, you\u2019ll restore it, with the greater disgrace With the greater disgrace: Probably by being sued, and obliged to give it up, whether he will or no. to yourself. (Exit.) PERIPHIANES (to himself.) What now? Shall I, who have been placed before so many edicts Before so many edicts: Qui in tantis positus sum sententiis. This passage has been explained various ways; but Madame Dacier seems justified in thinking that Gronovius has found the right meaning, and that the allusion is to the custom of placing the name of the proposer at the head of the \u03c8\u03b7\u03c6\u1f77\u03c3\u03bc\u03b1\u03c4\u03b1, or public edicts of the Greeks; this of course implied that the proposer was a man of standing, and of some fair pretensions to a reputation for wisdom., allow him to get with impunity? No; even though as much again should be required to be lost, I\u2019ll lose it rather than allow myself to be held in derision with impunity and plundered by them. That I should have been thus cheated openly to my face, and that I should have been set at nought before this Apaecides, who is famed as being the framer and founder of all the laws and ordinances! He too declares that he is a wise man! that the hammer, forsooth, should be wiser than the handle Than the handle: He seems to compare Apaecides to the head of the hammer, and himself to the handle, and says that they are equally outwitted. He probably implies thereby that he has been in the habit of giving the impetus to Apaecides in the same way that the handle of the hammer does to the head.! (He stands aside.) (Enter PHILIPPA, at a distance.) PHILIPPA (to herself.) If a mortal being has aught of misery, through which, miserable creature, to be wretched from the heart, that same do I experience, for whom full many a woe unites in the same spot, which, all, at the same instant are beating against my breast. A multitude of troubles keep me in suspense. Poverty and misery alarm the thoughts of my heart; nor have I anywhere a spot of safety where to fix my hopes; in such a way has my daughter fallen into the power of the enemy Into the power of the enemy: Though this has happened probably some time since, Philippa has not had an opportunity till now of coming in search of her daughter, by reason of the continuance of war. As soon as peace is made, she repairs to Athens,; nor do I know where she now is. PERIPHIANES (apart.) Who is this woman coming from a distance with a breast filled with alarms, and who thus bewails her lot? PHILIPPA (to herself.) It was told me that Periphanes was living in this neighbourhood. PERIPHIANES (apart.) She\u2019s mentioning me; need of hospitality has befallen her, I suppose. PHILIPPA (to herself.) I would be very willing to give a reward to any one who would point me out that man, or where he dwells. PERIPHIANES (apart.) I recognize her; for I think I have seen her before; where, I know not. Is it, or is it not she, whom my mind suspects her to be? PHILIPPA (seeing him.) Good Gods! I have seen this person before! PERIPHIANES (to himself.) It surely is she, a poor woman whom I remember having an intrigue with at Epidaurus. PHILIPPA (to herself.) Surely it is he, who at Epidaurus first violated my maiden modesty. PERIPHIANES (to himself.) She who had the daughter by me whom I\u2019ve now got at home. PHILIPPA (to herself.) What if I accost him? PERIPHIANES (to himself.) I don\u2019t know whether to make up to her. If this is she\u2014 PHILIPPA (to herself.) But if it is the man, as length of years renders me doubtful\u2014 PERIPHIANES (to himself.) Length of time renders my mind uncertain. But if it is she, whom with some doubt I conjecture it to be, I\u2019ll accost her circumspectly. PHILIPPA (to herself.) A woman\u2019s artfulness must be employed by me. PERIPHIANES (to himself.) I\u2019ll address her. PHILIPPA (to herself.) I\u2019ll bring my powers of conversation to bear against him. PERIPHIANES (accosting her.) Health to you! PHILIPPA That health I accept for me and mine. PERIPHIANES What besides? PHILIPPA Health to yourself; what you lent me, I return. PERIPHIANES I don\u2019t impeach your punctuality. Don\u2019t I know you? PHILIPPA If I know you, I\u2019ll move your feelings, so that you shall know me. PERIPHIANES Where have I been in the habit of seeing you? PHILIPPA You are unfairly hard upon me. PERIPHIANES Why so? PHILIPPA Because you think it right that I should be the prompter of your memory. PERIPHIANES You speak to the purpose. PHILIPPA You say what\u2019s strange to me, Periphanes. PERIPHIANES Ah now! that\u2019s better. Do you remember, Philippa\u2014 PHILIPPA Yes, I remember that. PERIPHIANES At Epidaurus\u2014 PHILIPPA Ah! you have moistened my burning breast with a little drop of comfort. PERIPHIANES How I relieved the poverty of you, a poor young maiden, and your mother? PHILIPPA What, are you he who for your own gratification brought heavy troubles upon me? PERIPHIANES I am he. Health to you. PHILIPPA I am in health, since I see you in health. PERIPHIANES Give me your hand. PHILIPPA (extending her hand, which he takes.) Take it\u2014you hold by the hand a woman distrest and full of woes. PERIPHIANES What is it that disturbs your features? PHILIPPA The daughter whom I had by you\u2014 PERIPHIANES What of her? PHILIPPA When I had brought her up, I lost her; she fell into the hands of the enemy. PERIPHIANES Keep your mind in quiet and at rest. Why look, she\u2019s here at my house safe and sound. For immediately I heard from my servant that she was a captive, instantly I gave the money for her to be purchased; he managed this affair as discreetly and frugally as in other matters he is egregiously\u2014dishonest. PHILIPPA Let me see her, whether it is she or no. PERIPHIANES (going to the door of his house.) Hallo there! you\u2014Canthara, this instant bid my daughter Bid my daughter: Acropolistidem is here inserted in the editions evidently by mistake, and is purposely omitted in this Translation. It was probably inserted by some careless or injudicious transcriber in the middle ages, in the place of Telestidem, as Periphanes knows the girl in his house as Telestis, and fancies that she is his daughter. At the same time he knows that Acropolistis is the name of his son\u2019s mistress, whom he has so recently tried unsuccessfully (as he supposes) to get into his power. come out before the house, that she may see her mother. PHILIPPA My spirits now at last return to me. (Enter ACROPOLISTIS from the house.) ACROPOLISTIS Why is it, father, that you have called me out before the house? PERIPHIANES That you may see and accost your mother, and wish her health on her arrival, and give her kisses. ACROPOLISTIS (looking about.) What mother of mine? PERIPHIANES (pointing to PHILIPPA.) She who, half dead, is following your gaze. PHILIPPA Who is this that you are requesting to kiss me? PERIPHIANES Your own daughter. PHILIPPA What, she? PERIPHIANES She. PHILIPPA What\u2014am I to kiss her? PERIPHIANES Why not, her who was born of you? PHILIPPA Man, you are mad. PERIPHIANES What, I? PHILIPPA Yes, you. PERIPHANES Why? PHILIPPA Because this woman\u2014I neither know nor understand who she is, nor have I beheld her with my eyes before this day. PERIPHIANES I know why you are mistaken; because this woman has her dress and ornaments changed. PHILIPPA Puppies have one smell Have one smell: She means that all animals have an instinct by which they recognize their own young., pigs quite another; I say that I do not know her, who she is. PERIPHIANES (stamping with rage.) Oh! by our trust in Gods and men, what is this? Am I following the calling of a Procurer, to be keeping strange women in my house, and to be emptying my house of my money? (To ACROPOLISTIS.) What are you to be calling me your father and kissing me? Why stand you stupidly there? Why do you keep silent? ACROPOLISTIS What do you want me to say? PERIPHIANES (pointing to PHILIPPA.) She denies that she is your mother. ACROPOLISTIS Don\u2019t let her be so, if she don\u2019t choose. For my own part, whether she likes it or not, I shall be my mother\u2019s daughter still. It isn\u2019t right for me to compel this woman to be my mother if she doesn\u2019t like. PERIPHIANES Why then did you call me father? ACROPOLISTIS That is your own fault, not mine; ought I not to call you father when you call me daughter? Her too, as well (pointing to PHILIPPA) if she were to call me daughter, I should call mother. She declares that I am not her daughter; then she is not my mother. In fine, this is no fault of mine; what I\u2019ve been taught, I\u2019ve told you all of it. Epidicus was my instructor. PERIPHIANES I\u2019m undone! I\u2019ve upset my waggon I\u2019ve upset my waggon: Evidently a proverbial expression borrowed from rustic life. To upset a man\u2019s apple-cart, is used in cant phrase-ology in our day, as meaning to do a person a disservice.! ACROPOLISTIS Have I done anything amiss towards that? PERIPHIANES Upon my faith, if I ever hear you call me father, I\u2019ll put an end to your life, you jade! ACROPOLISTIS I shan\u2019t call you so. When you want to be my father, then be so; when you don\u2019t want, don\u2019t be my father. PHILIPPA (to PERIPHANES.) What? Did you purchase her for that reason, because you supposed her to be your daughter? By what signs did you recognize her? PERIPHIANES By none. PHILIPPA Why did you suppose her to be our daughter? PERIPHIANES My servant Epidicus told me so. PHILIPPA What if it had seemed to your servant otherwise? Prithee, could you not have known? PERIPHIANES How should I, who had never seen her after having once beheld her. PHILIPPA Wretched creature, I\u2019m quite undone! (Begins to weep.) PERIPHIANES Don\u2019t weep, madam; go in-doors; be of good courage; I\u2019ll find her out. PHILIPPA An Attic citizen from Athens here purchased her Indeed, they said it was a young man who had bought her. PERIPHIANES I will find her; hold your peace. Only do go in-doors, and keep an eye upon this Circe Upon this Circe: He calls her a Circe, because she has laid a spell upon him, as it were by enchantments, for which Circe was famous. Perhaps, too, he calls her a daughter of the Sun, from his not knowing who her father really is, when he has so recently supposed himself to be so., this daughter of the Sun. (She goes into the house, followed by ACROPOLISTIS.) All business laid aside, I\u2019ll give my attention to seeking for Epidicus. If I find him, I\u2019ll make this day become the final one for him. (Exit.) (Enter STRATIPPOCLES, from the house of CHAERIBULUS.) STRATIPPOCLES (to himself.) The Banker The Banker: Danista. This was from a Greek word, signifying a banker, or usurer. With an extraordinary degree of carelessness, Cotter takes it to be the proper name of a man, and calls him Danista. is inattentive to me, not to seek the money of me, or bring this woman who has been purchased out of the spoil. But see\u2014here comes Epidicus How\u2019s this, that in gloominess his brow is wrinkled? (at a distance.) EPIDICUS (to himself.) If Jupiter unto himself were to take the eleven Gods The eleven Gods: He alludes to the eleven who, with Jupiter, made the Dii majores. They are thus enumerated in two rugged lines of Ennius: Juno, Vesta, Ceres, Diana, Minerva, Venus, Mars, Mercurius Jovi, Neptunus, Vulcanus, Apollo . beside himself, even then, all of them would not be able to rescue Epidicus from torture. I\u2019ve seen Periphanes buying the thongs; Apaecides was together with him; now, I do believe that these persons are in search of me. They have found it out; they know that they\u2019ve been imposed upon. STRATIPPOCLES (coming forward.) What are you about, my ready occasion? EPIDICUS That which a wretched fellow is about. STRATIPPOCLES What\u2019s the matter with you? EPIDICUS Why don\u2019t you prepare for me the necessaries for flight before I\u2019m quite undone? For the two fleeced old gentlemen are hunting for me through the city; they are carrying in their hands handcuffs an inch and a half thick. STRATIPPOCLES Be of good heart\u2014 EPIDICUS Of course I will, whose freedom is so close at hand Is so close at hand: Quoi libertas in mundo sita est. This expression, no doubt, is intended to be used ironically by Epidicus.. STRATIPPOCLES I will preserve you. EPIDICUS I\u2019 faith, they\u2019ll do it better for me, if they catch me. But who\u2019s this young woman, this greyish old fellow, too, that\u2019s coming along? (are seen at a distance.) STRATIPPOCLES This is the Banker, and this is the woman whom I purchased out of the spoil. EPIDICUS What, is this she? STRATIPPOCLES It is she. Isn\u2019t she just like what I told you? Look at her. EPIDICUS Is it she? STRATIPPOCLES Survey her, Epidicus.Part of line 622 in the Latin. Even from her nail to the top of her hair she is most lovely! Is she not? Do look at her! Observe her! You\u2019ll be looking at a picture beautifully painted. EPIDICUS Judging from your words you are foretelling that my hide will be beautifully painted; me, whom Apelles and Zeuxis Apelles and Zeuxis: See the Notes to the P\u0153nulus, l. 1289. He alludes to Periphanes and Apaecides, who will cause his back to be marked with elm-twigs., the pair of them, will be painting with elm-tree pigments. (Enter the BANKER and TELESTIS.) STRATIPPOCLES (to the BANKER.) Immortal Gods! I\u2019m surprised at your slowness. The man that\u2019s spoken of in the proverb with swollen feet, would have got here sooner than you have arrived for me. A BANKER. (pointing to TELESTIS.) I\u2019 faith, \u2019twas she delayed me. STRATIPPOCLES If indeed you delayed for her sake, because she wished it, you have come too quickly. A BANKER Well, well, dispatch with me and count out the money, that I mayn\u2019t be detaining my friends. STRATIPPOCLES It has been counted out. A BANKER. (giving him a bag.) Take this bag; put it into it. STRATIPPOCLES You come discreetly provided! Wait till I bring out the money to you. A BANKER Make haste. STRATIPPOCLES It\u2019s at home. (Goes into the house of CHAERIBULUS.) EPIDICUS (looking steadily at TELESTIS.) Have I the use of my eyes quite unimpaired, or is it otherwise? Do I not behold in you, Telestis, the daughter of Periphanes, born at Thebes of your mother Philippa, and conceived at Epidaurus? TELESTIS What person are you who are making mention of the name of my parents and my own? EPIDICUS Don\u2019t you know me? TELESTIS Not, indeed, so far as recurs to my mind just now. EPIDICUS Don\u2019t you remember my bringing you a crescent upon your birthday, and a little gold ring for your finger? (STRATIPPOCLES returns with the money.) TELESTIS I remember it. What, are you that person? EPIDICUS I am, and (pointing to STRATIPPOCLES, at a distance) he there is your brother by another mother and the same father. TELESTIS (in agitation.) What of my father? Is he alive? EPIDICUS Be of calm and composed feelings; hold your peace. TELESTIS The Gods will that from being lost I should be saved, if you speak the truth. EPIDICUS I have no occasion to be telling untruths to you. STRATIPPOCLES (to the BANKER.) Take this money, Banker; here are forty minae. If any piece shall be doubtful I\u2019ll change it. (Gives him the money.) A BANKER You do well. Kindly farewell. (Exit.) STRATIPPOCLES (to TELESTIS.) Now then you are my own\u2014 TELESTIS Why yes\u2014sister, i\u2019 faith, that you may know it as well. Greetings to you, brother. STRATIPPOCLES (to EPIDICUS.) Is this woman in her senses? EPIDICUS In her senses, if she calls you her brother. STRATIPPOCLES How\u2019s this? Have I just now become her brother while going in-doors and coming out? EPIDICUS What good fortune there is, do you in silence keep your peace thereon and rejoice. STRATIPPOCLES Sister, you have both lost and found me! EPIDICUS Simpleton, hold your tongue! Through my endeavours, there\u2019s ready for you at home, in fact, a Music-girl for you to make love to; I too, through my endeavours, have restored your sister to liberty. STRATIPPOCLES Epidicus, I confess\u2014 EPIDICUS Be off into the house, and order the water to be made warm The water to be made warm: A bath was usually taken by the middle and upper classes immediately on arriving from a journey. for her. The rest I\u2019ll let you know afterwards, when there\u2019s leisure. STRATIPPOCLES Follow me this way, sister. EPIDICUS I\u2019ll bid Thesprio I\u2019ll bid Thesprio: Thesprio only appears once, and that at the beginning of the Play. This is certainly a prevalent fault with Plautus, who does not make the most of his characters. Artotrogus, the Parasite, in the Miles Gloriosus, is lost to us after the First Scene. Sceparnio only appears in the First and Second Acts of the Rudens, and the honest Grumio is lost sight of after the First Act of the Mostellaria. It is not a sufficient excuse to plead that Artotrogus and Thesprio are what were called personae protaticae, characters whose business it is to introduce the plot, and do no more; even though this example is followed by Terence, who similarly introduces Sosia in the Andria, Davus in the Phormio, and Philotis in the Hecyra. come across to you. But remember, if the old gentlemen are at all savage, you, with your sister, to run and help me. STRATIPPOCLES That will be easy. (He and TELESTIS go into the house of PERIPHANES.) EPIDICUS (going to the door of the house of CHAERIBULUS.) Thesprio, come this way through the garden. Come to my rescue at home! The matter\u2019s of importance! (To himself.) I care much less for the old fellows than I did just now. I\u2019ll return in-doors, that the strangers may be attended to on their arrival. I\u2019ll tell these same things that I know, in-doors to Stratippocles. I shall not take to flight; I\u2019m determined to be there at home, and he shan\u2019t throw it in my teeth that he has been provoked by my running away By my running away: Pedibus. Literally, by my feet.. I\u2019ll away in-doors; I\u2019ve been talking too long. (Goes into the house of PERIPHANES.) (Enter PERIPHANES and APAECIDES, with thongs in their hands.) PERIPHIANES Hasn\u2019t this fellow quite made a laughing-stock of us two decrepit old people Decrepit old people: Decrepitos. From the verb decrepo, to crackle, or make a sputtering, as a candle does when going out, or the wick of a lamp when the oil fails.? APAECIDES Why yes, I\u2019 faith, you\u2019ve really kept me plagued in a shocking fashion. PERIPHIANES Now do hold your tongue. Only let me catch the fellow! APAECIDES I\u2019ll tell you now, that you may know it. It\u2019s best for you to seek another companion; so much, while I\u2019ve been following you, has the congested blood, from weariness, come down into the knees of poor me. PERIPHIANES After how many fashions has this fellow made sport of me and you to-day! besides, how he has disembowelled my silver resources for me! APAECIDES Away with him from me; for surely he\u2019s the son of Vulcan in his wrath: wherever he touches, he sets all on fire; if you stand by him, he scorches you with his heat. (unperceived, from the house.) EPIDICUS (to himself.) More than the twelve Gods, the immortal Gods as many as are in the heavens, are now assistants in my rescue, and are fighting on my side. As to whatever I have offended in, I have aid and assistance at home Assistance at home: He alludes to Stratippocles, Telestis, Philippa, Thesprio, and probably Chaeribulus, who are all ready to take his part; and, indeed, have good reason to do so, from the opportune discovery which he has just made.. All my enemies I quite spurn by the heels Spurn by the heels: \u1f08\u03c0\u03bf\u03bb\u03b1\u03ba\u03c4\u03b9\u03b6\u1f7d. It has been more than once remarked that the use of Greek words was much affected by the Romans, in the same way that we make use of French phrases.. PERIPHIANES (looking about.) Where in the world shall I look for him? APAECIDES So long as you look for him without me, you may look for him even in the middle of the sea, as far as I\u2019m concerned. EPIDICUS (coming forward, and addressing PERIPHANES) Why are you looking for me? Why are you taking this trouble? Why are you worrying him? (Pointing to APAECIDES.) See, here I am. Have I run away from you? Have I betaken myself from the house? Have I hid myself from your sight? I don\u2019t entreat you either. Do you wish to bind me? Look then, I present my hands. (Holding out his hands.) You have got thongs; I saw you purchase them. Why do you delay now? Do bind me! PERIPHIANES It\u2019s all over It\u2019s all over: Ilicet. Literally, you may begone; the word used when judicial proceedings had terminated.. He gives bail to me of his own accord for his appearance. EPIDICUS Why don\u2019t you bind me? APAECIDES A wicked slave, upon my faith! EPIDICUS Really, Apaecides, I don\u2019t want you to intercede for me. APAECIDES You easily obtain your wish, Epidicus. EPIDICUS (to PERIPHANES.) Are you going to do anything? PERIPHIANES What, at your pleasure? EPIDICUS Troth, at my own, indeed, and not at yours, are these hands to be bound by you to-day. PERIPHIANES But I don\u2019t choose; I shan\u2019t bind them. APAECIDES (to PERIPHANES.) He\u2019s preparing to throw a dragnet over you; he\u2019s framing some plan, I know not what. EPIDICUS You are causing delay to yourself, while I stand unbound; bind them, I tell you, bind them together. PERIPHIANES But I choose rather to question you unbound. EPIDICUS But you shall know nothing. PERIPHIANES (turning to APAECIDES.) What am I to do? APAECIDES What are you to do? Let him be complied with. EPIDICUS You are a worthy person, Apaecides. PERIPHIANES Hold out your hands then. EPIDICUS (holding out his hands.) They don\u2019t at all object; bind them fast together too. Don\u2019t be afraid. (PERIPHANES binds his hands.) I\u2019m submissive. When the job is done, then pronounce your judgment Pronounce your judgment: Arbitraminor seems a better reading than arbitramino.. PERIPHIANES There, that is good.Part of line 696 in the Latin. EPIDICUS Now then, to the point, with your enquiries of me; ask me what you please. PERIPHIANES In the first place, with what assurance did you presume to say that she who was bought the day before yesterday was my daughter? EPIDICUS I chose to; on that assurance. PERIPHIANES Do you say so? You chose to? EPIDICUS I do say so. Even lay me a wager that she is not the daughter\u2014 PERIPHIANES A woman whom the mother declares she doesn\u2019t know? EPIDICUS Then, if she isn\u2019t the daughter of her mother, make me a bet about it, my didrachm to your talent My didrachm to your talent: The moderate odds of three thousand to one.. PERIPHIANES Why, that\u2019s a mere catch. But who is this woman? EPIDICUS The mistress of your son, that you may know the whole matter. PERIPHIANES Did I not give you the thirty minae for my daughter? EPIDICUS I confess that they were given, and that with that money I purchased this Music-girl, your son\u2019s mistress, instead of your daughter. As to those thirty minae, in fact, I imposed upon you. PERIPHIANES For what reason did you play a trick upon me about that hired Music-girl? EPIDICUS I\u2019 faith, I really did do it, and I think it was rightly done. PERIPHIANES In the last place, what has been done with the silver I gave you? EPIDICUS I\u2019ll tell you; I gave it to a person neither bad nor yet good Nor yet good: Indigno is read here in some editions for benigno, and is, perhaps, a better reading; though Epidicus may, possibly, as Post suggests, intend to allude satirically to the undecided and versatile character of Stratippocles.\u2014your son Stratippocles. PERIPHIANES Why did you dare to give it him? EPIDICUS Because it pleased me. PERIPHIANES (stamping.) Plague on it! what insolence is this? EPIDICUS Am I to be bawled at just as if I were a slave? PERIPHIANES (ironically.) As you are a free man, I rejoice. EPIDICUS I have deserved to become so. PERIPHIANES You\u2014deserved? EPIDICUS Go look in-doors; I\u2019ll let you know that this is the truth. PERIPHIANES What\u2019s the matter? EPIDICUS The thing itself will tell you so at once. Only do go in-doors. PERIPHIANES Aye, aye! this is not without its meaning. Do you keep an eye on him, Apaecides. (Goes into his house.) APAECIDES What\u2019s the meaning of this, Epidicus? EPIDICUS I\u2019 faith, it\u2019s with the greatest injustice that I\u2019m standing here bound, through whose aid his daughter has been discovered to-day. APAECIDES Do you say that you have found his daughter? EPIDICUS I have found her, and she is at home. But how hard it is, when, for services done, you reap a harvest of evil. APAECIDES What, her whom this day we\u2019ve both been weary with seeking throughout the city? EPIDICUS I\u2019m weary with finding, you weary with seeking. (from the house.) PERIPHIANES (at the door, to those within.) Why do you entreat me thus earnestly in his behalf? For I find that he does deserve that I should be pleased to act according to his deserts. (To EPIDICUS.) Hold out your hands, you, that I may unbind them. EPIDICUS Don\u2019t you touch them. PERIPHIANES But do you present them to me. EPIDICUS I don\u2019t choose. PERIPHIANES You don\u2019t do right. EPIDICUS Upon my faith, I\u2019ll never allow myself to be unbound this day, unless you give me satisfaction. PERIPHIANES You ask what\u2019s very fair and very just. Shoes, a tunic, and a cloak I\u2019ll give you. EPIDICUS What next, after that? PERIPHIANES Your freedom. EPIDICUS But after that? There\u2019s need for a new-made freed-man to pick a bit To pick a bit: Pappet. Pappo properly signifies to eat pap, as children do.. PERIPHIANES It shall be given; I\u2019ll find you food. EPIDICUS On my word, never this day shall you release me, unless you beg my pardon. PERIPHIANES I do entreat you, Epidicus, to forgive me, if unawares in fault I\u2019ve done anything wrong. But by way of return for this matter, be a free man. EPIDICUS Against my inclination do I grant you this pardon, but I\u2019m compelled by necessity. Unbind them then, if you choose. (He holds out his hands, which are unbound by PERIPHANES, and they go into his house.) (coming forward.) This is that man who by his roguery By his roguery: \u2014 Malitia, artfulness. trickery. has gained his freedom. Clap your hands, and fare you well! Stretch your loins, and rise from your seats.","title":"Plautus, Epidicus, or The Fortunate Discovery (tr. Henry Thomas Riley)","tradition":"myth-cosmogony","translated_text":null,"word_count":14819}