{"collection":"myth-cosmogony","full_text_available":true,"graph_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/v2/api/page/perseus_phi0119_phi010_phi0119.phi010.perseus-eng2/graph","html_url":"https://unchartedknowledge.5gfusion.net/v2/page/perseus_phi0119_phi010_phi0119.phi010.perseus-eng2","id":"perseus_phi0119_phi010_phi0119.phi010.perseus-eng2","license":"CC-BY-SA-4.0","rights_basis":"perseus_github_repo_license_cc_by_sa_4.0","source":"perseus","source_url":"https://github.com/PerseusDL/canonical-latinLit/blob/master/data/phi0119/phi010/phi0119.phi010.perseus-eng2.xml","summary":null,"tags":["Plautus"],"text":"Dramatis Personae MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES, his twin-brother. PENICULUS, a Parasite. MESSENIO, the servant of Menaechmus Sosicles. CYLINDRUS, a Cook. AN OLD MAN, father-in-law of Menaechmus Sosicles. A DOCTOR. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. EROTIUM, a Courtesan. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. (Scene\u2014Epidamnus, a city of Illyricum. The house of MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus is on one side of the street, and that of EROTIUM on the other.) THE SUBJECT. MOSCHUS, a merchant of Syracuse, had two twin sons who exactly resembled each other. One of these, whose name was Menaechmus, when a child, accompanied his father to Tarentum, at which place he was stolen and carried away to Epidamnus, where in course of time he has married a wealthy wife. Disagreements, however, arising with her, he forms an acquaintance with the Courtesan Erotium, and is in the habit of presenting her with clothes and jewels which he pilfers from his wife. The original name of the other twin-brother was Sosicles, but on the loss of Menaechmus, the latter name has been substituted by their grandfather for Sosicles, in remembrance of the lost child. Menaechmus Sosicles, on growing to manhood, determines to seek his lost brother. Having wandered for six years, lie arrives at Epidamnus, attended by his servant, Messenio. In consequence of his resemblance to his brother, many curious and laughable mistakes happen between him and the Courtesan Erotium, the wife of Menaechmus of Epidamnus, the Cook Cylindrus, the Parasite Peniculus, the father-in-law of Menaechmus of Epidamnus, and lastly Messenio himself. At length, through the agency of the latter, the brothers recognize each other; on which Messenio receives his liberty, and Menaechmus of Epidamnus resolves to make sale of his possessions and to return to Syracuse, his native place. A SICILIAN merchant (Mercator) who had two sons, on one being stolen from him (Ei), ended his life. As a name (Nomen) for him who is at home, his paternal grandfather (Avus) gives him that of Menaechmus instead of Sosicles. And (Et) he, as soon as he is grown up, goes to seek his brother about (Circum) all countries. At last he comes to Epidamnus; hither (Huc) the one that was stoien has been carried. All think that the stranger, Menaechmus (Menaechmum), is their fellow-citizen, and address him (Eum) as such: Courtesan, wife, and father-in-law. There (Ibi) at last the brothers mutually recognize each other. THE PROLOGUE. Prologus In the first In the first: This Play was the foundation of Shakespeare\u2019s Comedy of Errors. See the Note at the end of the Play. place now, Spectators, at the commencement, do I wish health and happiness Health and happiness: Salutem propitiam. Literally, propitious health. to myself and to you. I bring you Plautus, with my tongue, not with my hand: I beg that you will receive him with favouring ears. Now learn the argument, and give your attention; in as few words as possible will I be brief. And, in fact, this subject is a Greek one; still, it is not an Attic It is not an Attic: Graecissat, Atticissat, Sicelissat. Perhaps these words might be more literally translated, Graecize, Atticize, and Sicilicize., but a Sicilian one. But in their Comedies the poets do this; they feign that all the business takes place at Athens At Athens : As the majority of the Greek Comic Poets were either natives of, or residents at, Athens, they would naturally take that extensive, opulent, and bustling city as the scene of many of their Comedies. In the time of Plautus, Greek was yet the language of the Sicilians. In Cicero\u2019s time the language of the Sicilians was a mixture, partly Greek and partly Latin. Apuleius informs us that in his day they spoke Greek, Latin, and a language peculiar to themselves, called the Sicilian., in order that it may appear the more Grecian to you. I will not tell you that this matter happened anywhere except where it is said to have happened. This has been my preface to the subject of this play. Now will I give the subject, meted out to you, not in a measure, nor yet in a threefold measure A threefold measure: Trimodius. This was a measure for corn, consisting of three modii, which last contained about a peck of English measure., but in the granary itself; so great is my heartiness in telling you the plot. There was a certain aged man, a merchant at Syracuse At Syracuse : Syracuse was the principal city of Sicily famed for its commerce and opulence.; to him two sons were born, twins, children so like in appearance that their own foster-mother Foster-mother: Mater. Literally, mother., who gave the breast, was not able to distinguish them, nor even the mother herself who had given them birth; as a person, indeed, informed me who had seen the children; I never saw them, let no one of you fancy so. After the children were now seven years old, the father freighted a large ship with much merchandize. The father put one of the twins on board the ship, and took him away, together with himself, to traffic at Tarentum At Tarentum : Tarentum was a city of Calabria, in the south of Italy. It was said to have been founded by the Lacedaemonians.; the other one he left with his mother at home. By accident, there were games at Tarentum when he came there: many persons, as generally happens at the games, had met together; the child strayed away there from his father among the people. A certain merchant of Epidamnus was there; he picked up the child, and carried it away to Epidamnus To Epidamnus : Epidamnus, or Epidamnum, was a town of Macedonia, situate on the Adriatic Sea. It was much resorted to for the purpose of transit to the opposite shores of Italy. It received its original name from Epidamnus, one of its kings but on falling into the possession of the Romans, they changed its name, as we are informed by Pliny the Elder, into Dyrrachium, from a superstitious notion that when hey were going to Epidamnum, they were going to their loss, as damnum is the Latin for loss or destruction, and \u1f10\u03c0\u1f77 is the Greek preposition signifying to. Cicero was banished to this place.. But its father, after he had lost the child, took it heavily to heart, and through grief at it he died a few days after at Tarentum. Now, after news reached the grandfather of the children at home about this matter, how that one of the children had been stolen, the grandfather changed the name of that other twin. So much did he love that one which had been stolen, that he gave his name to the one that was at home. That you may not mistake hereafter, I tell you then this beforehand; the name of both the twin-brothers is the same. He gave the same name of Menaechmus to this one as the other had; and by the same name the grandfather himself was called. I remember his name the more easily for the reason that I saw him cried with much noise Cried with much noise: Probably the word flagitarier means that the lost child was cried publicly by the praeco, or crier.. Now must I speed back on foot to Epidamnus, that I may exactly disclose this matter to you. If any one of you If any one of you: This is said facetiously to the Audience for the purpose of catching a laugh. wishes anything to be transacted for him at Epidamnus, command me boldly and speak out; but on these terms, that he give me the means by which it may be transacted for him. For unless a person gives the money, he will be mistaken; (in a lower tone) except that he who does give it will be very much more mistaken Very much more mistaken: Because he will keep the money and not execute the commission.. But I have returned to that place whence I set forth, and yet I am standing in the self-same spot. This person of Epidamnus, whom I mentioned just now, that stole that other twin child, had no children, except his wealth. He adopted as his son the child so carried off, and gave him a well-portioned wife, and made him his heir when he himself died. For as, by chance, he was going into the country, when it had rained heavily, entering, not far from the city, a rapid stream, in its rapidity In its rapidity: He means to pun upon the words rapidus, rapid or carrying away, and raptor, the carrier away or ravisher. The stream carried away the carrier away. it threw the ravisher of the child off his legs; and hurried the man away to great and grievous destruction. And so a very large fortune fell to that youth. Here (pointing to the house) does the stolen twin now dwell. Now that twin, who dwells at Syracuse, has come this day to Epidamnus with his servant to make enquiry for this own twin-brother of his. This is the city of Epidamnus while this play is acting; when another shall be acted, it will become another town; just as our companies, too, are wont to be shifted about. The same person now acts the procurer, now the youth, now the old man, the pauper, the beggar, the king, the parasite, the soothsayer (Enter PENICULUS.) PENICULUS The young men have given me the name of Peniculus Name of Peniculus: This word means a sponge which was fastened to a stick, and was used for the purpose of cleansing tables. He says that the youths so called him from his own propensity for clearing the tables of their provisions. The tails of foxes and of oxen were also used as peniculi. Colman and Warner, in their translations of Terence and Plautus, render the word dishclout., for this reason, because when I eat, I wipe the tables clean. The persons who bind captives with chains, and who put fetters upon runaway slaves, act very foolishly, in my opinion at least. For if bad usage is added to his misfortune for a wretched man, the greater is his inclination to run away and to do amiss. For by some means or other do they release themselves from the chains; while thus fettered, they either wear away a link with a file, or else with a stone they knock out the nail; \u2019tis a mere trifle this. He whom you wish to keep securely that he may not run away, with meat and with drink ought he to be chained; do you bind down the mouth of a man to a full table. So long as you give him what to eat and what to drink at his own pleasure in abundance every day, i\u2019 faith he\u2019ll never run away, even if he has committed an offence that\u2019s capital; easily will you secure him so long as you shall bind him with such chains. So very supple are these chains of food, the more you stretch them so much the more tightly do they bind. But now I\u2019m going directly to Menaechmus; whither for this long time I have been sentenced, thither of my own accord I am going, that he may enchain me. For, by my troth, this man does not nourish persons, but he quite rears and reinvigorates them; no one administers medicine more agreably. Such is this young man; himself with a very well-stocked larder, he gives dinners fit for Ceres Fit for Ceres : As Ceres was the Goddess of corn and the giver of plenty, the entertainments in honor of her would of course he very bounteous.; so does he heap the tables up, and piles so vast of dishes does he arrange, you must stand on your couch if you wish for anything at the top. But I have now had an interval these many days, while I\u2019ve been lording it at home all along together with my dear ones With my dear ones: Cum caris meis. When he says this, it might be supposed that he is meaning his family by these words of endearment. The next line shows that such is not the case. He has had a supply of victuals, purchased at his own cost; he has been consuming these victuals, and right dear (carissimum) has he found them. He is now coming out to look for Menaechmus, and to make up for lost time.;\u2014for nothing do I eat or purchase but what it is most dear. But inasmuch as dear ones, when they are provided, are in the habit of forsaking us, I am now paying him a visit. But his door is opening; and see, I perceive Menaechmus himself; he is coming out of doors. (Enter MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus, from his house.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (speaking at the door to his WIFE within.) Unless you were worthless, unless you were foolish, unless you were stark wild and an idiot, that which you see is disagreable to your husband, you would deem to be so to yourself as well. Moreover, if after this day you do any such thing to me, I\u2019ll force you, a divorced woman, turned out of my doors to go visit your father. For as often as I wish to go out of the house, you are detaining me, calling me back, asking me questions; whither I am going, what matter I am about, what business I am transacting, what I am wanting, what I am bringing, what I have been doing out of doors? I\u2019ve surely brought home a custom-house officer A custom-house officer: The portitores examined those who landed or embarked at any port, to see that they had no merchandize about them which had not paid duty. They also made the necessary enquiries who the parties were, and what was their destination. He compares his wife to one of these inquisitive persons as my wife; so much am I obliged to disclose all my business, whatever I have done and am doing. I\u2019ve had you hitherto indulged too much. Now, therefore, I\u2019ll tell you how I am about to act. Since I find you handsomely in maids, provisions, wool, gold trinkets, garments, and purple, and you are wanting in nought, you\u2019ll beware of a mischief if you\u2019re wise; you\u2019ll leave off watching your husband. (In a lower voice.) And therefore, that you mayn\u2019t be watching me in vain, for your pains I shall find me a mistress to-day, and invite her to dinner somewhere out of doors. PENICULUS (apart.) This fellow pretends that he\u2019s upbraiding his wife, but he\u2019s addressing myself; for if he does dine out of doors, he really is punishing me, not his wife. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (to himself.) Hurra! I\u2019 troth, by my taunts I\u2019ve driven my wife from the door at last. Where now are your intriguing husbands? Why do they hesitate, all returning thanks, to bring presents to me who have fought so gallantly? This mantle This mantle: The palla, a kind of mantle or cloak, was worn indifferently by both sexes among the Greeks and Romans. This will account for the circumstance of Menaechmus Sosicles wearing, as we shall see in the sequel, the palla of a female, without expecting to attract the notice of passers-by. The palla, which by the prose writers is also called pallium, was used for many other purposes than that of a garment. See Dr. Smith\u2019s Dictionary of Greek and Roman Antiquities. of my wife\u2019s (taking it from under his cloak) I\u2019ve just now stolen from in-doors, and I\u2019m taking it to my mistress. This way it\u2019s proper for a clever trick to be played this knowing husband-watcher. This is a becoming action, this is right, this is skilful, this is done in workman-like style; inasmuch as at my own risk I\u2019ve taken this from my plague, this same shall be carried off to destruction To destruction: Ad damnum. He calls the Courtesan damnum, sheer loss or wastefulness par eminence.. With the safety of my allies Of my allies: By these he means the Courtesan Erotium and the Parasite Peniculus, who have run no risk by helping him to filch away the mantle. I\u2019ve gained a booty from the foe. PENICULUS (aloud, at a distance.) Harkye! young man; pray what share have I What share have I: Thinking himself alluded to as one of the socii or allies, the Parasite immediately appears before him and asks what share, then, he is to have of the booty. in that booty? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019m undone; I\u2019ve fallen into an ambuscade. PENICULUS Say a safeguard rather. Don\u2019t be afraid. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What person\u2019s this? PENICULUS \u2019Tis I. (Coming up to him.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. O my convenient friend\u2014O my ready occasion, save you. PENICULUS And save you. (they shake hands.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What are you about? PENICULUS Holding my good Genius in my right hand. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You couldn\u2019t have come to me more \u00e0 propos than you have come. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. PENICULUS I\u2019m in the habit of doing so; I understand all the points of ready occasion. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Would you like to be witness of a brilliant exploit? PENICULUS What cook has cooked it? I shall know at once if he has made any mistake, when I see the remnants. When I see the remnants: He thinks that Menaechmus is alluding to something in the eating way, and says that he can tell whether the cook has done his duty well or not, by only looking at the scraps of the entertainment.. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Tell me\u2014did you ever see a picture painted on a wall, where the eagle is carrying off Ganymede Ganymede: He is mentioned in the text under another name of a gross nature. Ganymede was the son of Tros, King of Troy. Jupiter was said, in the form of an eagle, to have carried him off, and made him cupbearer to the Gods, in the place of Hebe, the Goddess of youth., or Venus Adonis? PENICULUS Many a time. But what are these pictures to me? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Come, look at me Come, look at me: Saying this, he probably takes the palla from behind him, and putting it on, stalks about with it upon him. This he could do without the risk of being seen by his wife, as on the Roman stage a number of streets and lanes were seen to terminate, up which the actor would go a little way to escape observation from a house situate just at the end of another street. He means to ask the Parasite if he does not quite equal Ganymede or Adonis, as represented in the pictures, by reason of his tasteful attire.. Do I at all bear any resemblance to them? PENICULUS What\u2019s this garb of yours? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Pronounce me to be a very clever fellow. PENICULUS Where are we to feed? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Only do you say that which I requested you. PENICULUS Well, I do say so; very clever fellow. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. And don\u2019t you venture to add anything of your own to it? PENICULUS \u2014 And very pleasant fellow. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Go on. PENICULUS I\u2019 faith, I really can\u2019t go on, unless I know for what reason. You\u2019ve had a fall-out with your wife; on that ground am I the more strongly on my guard On my guard: As Menaechmus has fallen out with his wife, the Parasite thinks there is no chance of a cena at his house. He is the more careful then to make enquiries, lest Menaechmus should contrive to baulk him of his banquet altogether. against you. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. While you are interrupting me, you are delaying yourself. PENICULUS Knock out my only eye My only eye: By this it appears that Peniculus has but one eye. In the Curculio, the Parasite of that name is also represented as having but one eye., Menaechmus, if I speak one word but what you bid me. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. where, unknown to my wife, we will erect the funeral pile and let us consume this day Let consume this day: He supposes the day to be dead so far as business is concerned; the cena, which generally commenced about three o\u2019clock in the afternoon (and sometimes, perhaps, the prandium as well), was followed by potatio or drinking, which by such characters as Menaechmus and the Parasite would be prolonged to midnight, when they would see the day dead, and celebrate its funeral in their orgies. upon it. PENICULUS Well, come then, since you request what\u2019s fair, how soon am I to set fire to the pile? Why really, the day\u2019s half dead already down to its navel To its navel: Umbilicus, the navel, was a term much used to signify the middle part of anything. Thus Delphi was called the umbilicus, or navel, of the world.. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Come this way from the door. PENICULUS Be it so. (Moves from the door.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Come still more this way. PENICULUS Very well. (Moves.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus Even still, step aside boldly from the lioness\u2019s den. PENICULUS (still moving.) Well done; by my troth, as I fancy, you really would bean excellent charioteers An excellent charioteer: The drivers of the chariots at the Circensian games were called agitatores. Of course they would look back every now, and then to see how near their opponents were, that they might keep the lead.. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why so? PENICULUS That your wife mayn\u2019t follow you, you are looking back ever and anon. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. But what say you? PENICULUS What, I? Why, whatever you choose, that same do I say, and that same do I deny. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Could you make any conjecture at all from the smell, if perchance you were to take a smell at something? PENICULUS Were the college of Augurs summoned MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (holds out the skirt of the mantle.) Come then, take a sniff at this mantle that I\u2019m holding. What does it smell of? Do you decline? PENICULUS It\u2019s as well to smell the top of a woman\u2019s garment; for at this other place the nose is offended with an odour that can\u2019t be washed out. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (holding another part.) Take a smell here then, Peniculus, as you are so daintily nice. PENICULUS Very well. (He smells it.) MENAECHMUS How now? What does it smell of? Answer me. PENICULUS Theft, a mistress, and a breakfast. To you MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You have spoken out now it shall be taken to this mistress of mine, the Courtesan Erotium. I\u2019ll order a breakfast at once to be got ready, for me, you, and her; then will we booze away even to the morrow\u2019s morning star. PENICULUS Capital. You\u2019ve spoken out distinctly. Am I to knock at the door then? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Knock\u2014or hold, rather. PENICULUS You\u2019ve removed You\u2019ve removed: Peniculus now loses patience, and reflects that there is many a slip between the cup and the lip. the goblet a full mile by that. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Knock gently. PENICULUS You\u2019re afraid, I think, that the doors are made of Samian crockery. (Goes to knock.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Hold, prithee, hold, i\u2019 faith; see, she\u2019s coming out herself. (The door of EROTIUM\u2019S house is opened.) Ha you behold the sun, is it not quite darkened in comparison with the bright rays of her person. (Enter EROTIUM, from her house.) EROTIUM My life, Menaechmus, save you. PENICULUS And what for me? EROTIUM You are out of my number. PENICULUS that same thing is wont to be done for the other supernumeraries Supernumeraries: The adscriptivi, who were also called accensi, were a body of reserve troops who followed the Roman army without any military duties to perform, and who were drafted off to supply the deficiencies in the legions. In battle they were placed in the rear of the army. Of course they could not claim the same advantages as the regular soldier; and his own position is likened by the Parasite to theirs. of the legion. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I would order a skirmish to be got ready there at your house for me to-day. EROTIUM To-day it shall be done. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. In that skirmish we two shall drink. Him shall you choose that shall be found there the better warrior with the goblet; do you make up your mind with which of the two you\u2019ll pass this night. How much, my love, when I look upon you, do I hate my wife. EROTIUM Meantime, however, you cannot help being wrapped in something of hers. What\u2019s this? (Takes hold of the mantle.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (taking it off.) \u2019Tis a new dress for you, and a spoil from A spoil from: Exuviae means either the slough or cast skin of a snake, or the spoil taken from the enemy. Perhaps the latter is the sense in which it is here meant, as he has described his operations as a perfect campaign. my wife, my rosebud. EROTIUM You have a ready way of prevailing, so as to be superior in my eyes to any one of those that pay me suit. (Embraces him.) PENICULUS (aside.) The harlot\u2019s coaxing in the meantime, while she\u2019s looking out what to plunder (to EROTIUM) for if you really loved him, by this his nose ought to have been off with your teething him. With your teething him: Judging from this remark, perhaps she has accidentally forgotten to kiss her dupe, Menaechmus.. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Take hold of this, Peniculus: I wish to dedicate the spoil that I\u2019ve vowed. PENICULUS Give it me. (Holds it while MENAECHMUS puts it on.) But, i\u2019 faith, prithee, do dance afterwards with the mantle on in this way. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2014dance? I\u2019 faith, you\u2019re not in your senses. PENICULUS Are you or I the most? If you won\u2019t dance, then take it off. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (to EROTIUM.) At a great risk have I stolen this to-day. In my opinion, indeed, Hercules didn\u2019t ever carry off the belt from Hippolyta From Hippolyta: Hercules was commanded by Eurystheus to obtain the belt or girdle of Hippolyta, or Antiope, the Queen of the Amazons. This he effected, and gave her in marriage to his companion Theseus, by whom, after giving birth to Hippolytus, she was put to death. Some accounts, however, state that she was slain by Hercules. with danger as great. Take this for yourself (he takes it off, and gives her the mantle), since you are the only one alive that\u2019s compliant with my humours. EROTIUM With such feelings \u2019tis proper that real lovers should be animated. PENICULUS (aside.) Those, indeed, who are making haste to bring themselves down to beggary. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I purchased that for my wife a year since at the price of four minae. PENICULUS (aside.) The four minae are clearly gone for ever, as the account now stands. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Do you know what I wish you to attend to? EROTIUM I don\u2019t know; but I\u2019ll attend to whatever you do wish. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Order a breakfast, then, to be provided for us three at your house, and some dainties to be purchased at the market; kernels of boars\u2019 neck, or bacon off the gammon Bacon off the gammon: He facetiously calls bacon pernonides, literally, the son of the gammon., or pig\u2019s head, or something in that way, which, when cooked and placed on table before me, may promote an appetite like a kite\u2019s: and-forthwith\u2014 EROTIUM I\u2019 faith, I will. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. We\u2019re going to the Forum: we shall be here just now. While it\u2019s cooking, we\u2019ll take a whet in the meantime. EROTIUM Come when you like, the things shall be ready. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Only make haste, then. Do you follow me (to PENICULUS.) PENICULUS By my troth, I certainly shall keep an eye on you, and follow you. I wouldn\u2019t take the wealth of the Gods to lose you this day. (Exeunt MENAECHMUS and PENICULUS.) EROTIUM (speaking at the door of her house.) Call Cylindrus, the cook, out of doors this moment from within. (Enter CYLINDRUS, from the house.) EROTIUM Take a hand-basket and some money. See, you have three didrachmns here. (Giving him money..) CYLINDRUS I have so. EROTIUM Go and bring some provisions, see that there\u2019s enough for three; let it be neither deficient nor overmuch. CYLINDRUS What sort of persons are these to be? EROTIUM Myself, Menaechmus, and his Parasite. CYLINDRUS Then these make ten, for the Parasite easily performs the duty of eight persons Duty of eight persons: Athenaeus, Book I., quotes a passage from Eubulus, the Comic writer, where he represents a Parasite as being counted or two or even three at table.. EROTIUM I\u2019ve now told you the guests; do you take care of the rest. CYLINDRUS Very well. It\u2019s cooked already; bid them go and take their places. EROTIUM Make haste back. CYLINDRUS I\u2019ll be here directly. (Exit CYLINDRUS, and EROTIUM goes into her house.) (Enter MENAECHMUS SOSICLES and MESSENIO.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES There\u2019s no greater pleasure to voyagers, in my notion, Messenio, than at the moment when from sea they espy the land afar. MESSENIO There is a greater, I\u2019ll say it without subterfuge,\u2014if on your arrival you see the land that is your own. But, prithee, why are we now come to Epidamnus? Why, like the sea, are we going round all the islands? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES To seek for my own twin-brother born? MESSENIO Why, what end is there to be of searching for him? This is the sixth year that we\u2019ve devoted our attention to this business. We have been already carried round the Istrians The Istrians: The Istrians were a people of the north of Italy, near the Adriatic Sea, and adjoining to Illyricum. The Illyrians inhabited the countries now called Dalmatia and Sclavonia. The Massilians were the natives of the city of Massilia, now called Marseilles, in the south of France, where Pontius Pilate ended his days in banishment. The Hispani were the inhabitants of Hispania, now Spain., the Hispanians, the Massilians, the Illyrians, all the Upper Adriatic Sea, and foreign Greece And foreign Greece : The Graecia exotica, or foreign Greece, here mentioned, was the southern part of Italy, which was also called Magna Graecia, in consequence of the great number of Grecian settlements there. The Greeks were in the habit of calling the Sicilians and Calabrians \u1f1d\u03bb\u03bb\u03b7\u03bd\u03b1\u03c3 \u1f10\u03be\u03c9\u03c4\u03b9\u03ba\u03bf\u1f7b\u03c2, barbarian or foreign Greeks., and all the shores of Italy, wherever the sea reaches them. If you had been searching for a needle, I do believe you would, long ere this, have found the needle, if it were visible. Among the living are we seeking a person that\u2019s dead; for long ago should we have found him if he had been alive. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES For that reason I am looking for a person to give me that information for certain, who can say that he knows that he really is dead; after that I shall never take any trouble in seeking further. But otherwise I shall never, while I\u2019m alive, desist; I know how dear he is to my heart. MESSENIO You are seeking a knot in a bulrush In a bulrush: Those who made difficulties when there really was no difficulty at all, were said in scirpo nodum quaerere to seek a knot in a bulrush, the stem of which is perfectly smooth.. Why don\u2019t we return homeward hence, unless we are to write a history To write a history: A narrative or history of their travels. Boxhorn thinks that the remark alludes to the voyage of Ulysses, a counterpart of which voyage could not be written without great personal observation, and an extensive knowledge of geography.? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Have done with your witty sayings, and be on your guard against a mischief. Don\u2019t you be troublesome; this matter shan\u2019t be done at your bidding. MESSENIO (aside.) Aye, aye; by that same expression do I rest assured that I\u2019m a slave; he couldn\u2019t in a few words have said more in a plain-spoken way. But still I can\u2019t restrain myself from speaking. (Aloud.) Do you hear, Menaechmus? When I look in the purse, I find, i\u2019 faith, we\u2019re only equipped for our journey like summer travellers Like summer travellers: Of course lighter garments and a less weight of luggage would be carried by travellers in the heat of summer. By my troth, I guess, if you don\u2019t be returning home, while you\u2019re seeking your twin-brother, you\u2019ll surely be groaning You\u2019ll surely be groaning: He intends a puerile play upon the resemblance of the words gemes, will be groaning, and geminum, twin-brother., when you have nothing left. For such is this race of people; among the men of Epidamnus there are debauchees and very great drinkers; swindlers besides, and many wheedlers are living in this city; then the women in the harlot line are said nowhere in the world to be more captivating. The name of Epidamnus was given to this city for the very reason, because hardly any person sojourns here without some damnable mishaps Some damnable mishap: Sine damno, Literally, without mischief or mishap. He puns on the resemblance of damnum to Epidamnum. An attempt has been made in the translation to preserve the resemblance in some degree.. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019ll guard against that. Just give me the purse this way. MESSENIO What do you want with it? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019m apprehensive then about yourself, from your expressions. MESSENIO Why are you apprehensive? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Lest you should cause me some damnable mishap in Epidamnus. You are a great admirer of the women, Messenio, and I\u2019m a passionate man, of an unmanageable disposition; of both these things will I have a care, when I\u2019ve got the money, that you shall not commit a fault, and that I shall not be in a passion with you. MESSENIO (giving him the purse.) Take and keep it; with all my heart you may do so. (Enter CYLINDRUS, with a basket of provisions.) CYLINDRUS I\u2019ve catered well, and to my mind. I\u2019ll set a good breakfast before the breakfasters. But see, I perceive Menaechmus. Woe to my back; the guests are now already walking before the door, before I\u2019ve returned with the provisions. I\u2019ll go and accost him. Save you, Menaechmus. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES The Gods bless you, whoever you are. CYLINDRUS who I am? MESSENIO I\u2019 faith, not I, indeed. CYLINDRUS Where are the other guests? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What guests are you enquiring about? CYLINDRUS Your Parasite. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES My Parasite? Surely this fellow\u2019s deranged. MESSENIO Didn\u2019t I tell you that there were many swindlers here? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What Parasite of mine, young man, are you enquiring about? CYLINDRUS Peniculus. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Where is my ? MESSENIO See, I\u2019ve got your sponge I\u2019ve got your sponge: Menaechmus takes Cylindrus to mean as though he were really talking about a peniculus, or sponge, used for the purposes of a napkin. He turns to Messenio, and probably says (in the mutilated passage), Where is my peniculus? on which the servant, taking it out of the vidulus, or travelling-bag. says, Here it is, quite safe. [Peniculus] all safe in the wallet. CYLINDRUS Menaechmus, you\u2019ve come here too soon for breakfast; I\u2019m but now returning with the provisions. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Answer me this, young man: at what price do pigs sell here Do pigs sell here: Pigs without blemish were sacrificed to the Lares, or household Gods, in behalf of those who were afflicted with insanity. Menaechmus Sosicles adopts this as a quiet way of telling Cylindrus that he must be mad., unblemished ones, for sacrifice? CYLINDRUS At a didrachm a-piece. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (holding out his hand.) Receive, then, a didrachm of me; bid a sacrifice be made for you at my expense; for, by my faith, I really am sure in very truth that you are deranged, who are annoying me, a person that\u2019s a stranger, whoever you are. CYLINDRUS I am Cylindrus; don\u2019t you know my name? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Whether you are Cylindrus or Caliendrus Cylindrus or Caliendrus: Probably Cylindrus is so called from the words cylindrus, a cylinder, in the sense of a rolling-pin. Sosicles plays upon its resemblance to caliendrus, which perhaps meant a peruke or wig, as the Latin word caliendrum had that signification., confound you. I don\u2019t know you, and, in fact, I don\u2019t want to know you. CYLINDRUS Well, your name, however, is Menaechmus, that I do know. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES You speak like a sane person when you call me by my name. But where have you known me? CYLINDRUS Where have I known you, you who have Erotium, this mistress of mine (pointing to the house), for your lady? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES By my troth, I have not, nor do I know yourself what person you are. CYLINDRUS Not know who I am, who have many a time filled the cups for your own self at our house, when you\u2019ve been drinking? MESSENIO Woe to me, that I\u2019ve got nothing with which to break this fellow\u2019s head. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Are you in the habit of filling the cups for me, who, before this day, have never beheld Epidamnus, nor been there? CYLINDRUS Do you deny it? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Upon my honor,, I decidedly do deny it. CYLINDRUS Don\u2019t you live in that house? (Pointing to the house of MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES May the Gods send to perdition those that live there. CYLINDRUS Surely, this fellow\u2019s mad, who is thus uttering curses against his own self. Do you hear, Menaechmus? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What do you want? CYLINDRUS If you take my advice, that didrachm, which you just now promised to give me\u2014 you would order, if you were wise, a pig to be procured with it for yourself. For, i\u2019 faith, you really for sure are not in your senses, Menaechmus, who are now uttering curses against your own self. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Alas! By my faith, a very silly fellow, and an annoyance to me. CYLINDRUS (to MESSENIO.) He\u2019s in the habit of often joking with me in this fashion. How very droll he is, when his wife isn\u2019t present. How say you\u2014? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What do you mean, you rascal? CYLINDRUS (pointing to the basket.) Has this that you see been provided in sufficient quantity for three persons, or am I to provide still more for yourself and the Parasite and the lady? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What ladies\u2014what Parasites are you talking about? MESSENIO What, you villain, urges you to be an annoyance to him? CYLINDRUS Pray what business have you with me? I don\u2019t know you; I\u2019m talking to this person, whom I do know. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES By my troth, you are not a person in his right senses, that I know for sure. CYLINDRUS I\u2019ll have these things cooked directly; there shall be no delay. Don\u2019t you be going after this anywhere at a distance from the house. Do you want anything? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES You to go to utter and extreme perdition. CYLINDRUS I\u2019 faith, \u2019twere better for you to go in-doors at once and take your place, while I\u2019m subjecting these things to the strength of the fire Strength of the fire: Vulcani ad violentiam. Literally to the violence of Vulcan, the God of fire. I\u2019ll go in-doors now, and tell Erotium that you are standing here, that she may fetch you away hence, rather than you be standing here out of doors. (He goes into the house.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Is he gone then? He is gone. By my faith, I find by experience that your words are not untrue. MESSENIO Do you only be on your guard; for I do believe that some woman in the harlot line is living here, as, in fact. this madman said, who has just gone away from here. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES But I wonder how he came to know my name. MESSENIO I\u2019 faith, \u2019tis far from surprising: courtesans have this custom; they send servant-boys and servant-girls down to the harbour; if any foreign ship comes into port, they enquire of what country it is, and what its name is; after that, at once they set themselves to work, and fasten themselves upon him; if they inveigle him, they send him home a ruined man. Now in this harbour there stands a piratical craft, against which I really think that we must be on our guard. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019 troth, you really counsel aright. MESSENIO Then, in fine, shall I be sure that I\u2019ve counselled aright, if you are rightly on your guard. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Be silent for a moment, then; for the door makes a noise. Let\u2019s see who\u2019s coming out from there. MESSENIO Meanwhile, I\u2019ll lay this down. (He puts down the wallet.) Do you keep watch upon these things, if you please, you sailors You sailors: Some Commentators think that by the words navales pedes he means oars, as being the feet, or source of motion to the ship, and that Messenio puts his luggage upon some oars on the ground close by, telling them to be good enough to keep it all safe. It is more probable, however, that he is addressing some of the crew, perhaps the rowers who have carried the luggage from the ship. Others suggest that the luggage-porters, who awaited the arrival of ships with passengers and merchandize, are here referred to. This line, in Cotter\u2019s translation, is rendered, Observe these things now, if you please. Behold the ship! with this note, Navales pedes, the oars of a ship, put for the ship itself.! De l\u2019Oeuvre ingeniously suggests that paedes is the correct reading, and the word is the Greek \u03c0\u03b1\u03b9\u03b4\u1f73\u03c3 Latinized, and signifying, in the present instance, the ship-boys or servants. . (Enter EROTIUM from her house.) EROTIUM (speacking to her SERVANTS within.) Leave the door ajar Leave the door ajar: Ladies of Erotium\u2019s character would find it more convenient to have their doors ajar, that persons might step in unperceived, besides, in the present instance, she wishes the ianitor not to shut the door, as me expects to return directly with Menaechmus. thus; begone. I don\u2019t want it shut: prepare, attend, and provide within; what is requisite, let it be done. Lay down the couches, burn the perfumes; neatness, that is the charm for the minds of lovers. Our agreableness is for the lover\u2019s loss, for our own gain. (To herself.) But where is he whom the Cook said was in front of the house? O, I see him there\u2014one who is of service to me, and who profits me very much. And right willingly is such usage shown to him, as he deserves to be of especial importance in my house. Now I\u2019ll accost him; I\u2019ll address him of my own accord. (To MENAECHMUS.) My dear life, it seems wonderful to me that you are standing here out of doors, for whom the door is wide open, more so than your own house, inasmuch as this house is at your service. Everything\u2019s ready as you requested and as you desired; nor have you now any delay in-doors. The breakfast, as you ordered, is prepared here; when you please, you may go and take your place. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES To whom is this woman addressing herself? EROTIUM Why, I\u2019m talking to yourself. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What business have I ever had with you, or have I now? EROTIUM Troth, inasmuch as Venus has willed that you singly above all I should exalt; and that not without your deserving it. For, by my faith, you alone make me, by your kindnesses, to be thriving. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES For sure this woman is either mad or drunk, Messemo, that addresses me, a person whom she knows not in so familiar a way. MESSENIO Didn\u2019t I say that these things are in the habit of occurring here? The leaves are falling now; in comparison with this, if we shall be here for three days, the trees will be tumbling upon you. For to such a degree are all these Courtesans wheedlers out of one\u2019s money. But only let me address her. Harkye, woman, I\u2019m speaking to you. EROTIUM What\u2019s the matter? MESSENIO Where have you yourself known this person? EROTIUM In that same place where he has known me for this long time, in Epidamnus. MESSENIO In Epidamnus? A man who, until this day, has never put a foot here inside of this city. EROTIUM Heyday! You are making fun, my dear Menaechmus. But, prithee, why not go in? There, it will be more suitable for you. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019 faith, this woman really does address me rightly by my name. I wonder very much what\u2019s the meaning of this business. MESSENIO (aside.) That purse that you are carrying has been smelt out by her. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (aside.) I\u2019 faith, and rightly have you put me in mind. Take it, then; I\u2019ll know now whether she loves myself or the purse most. (Gives him the purse.) EROTIUM Let\u2019s go in the house to breakfast. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES You invite me kindly; so far, my thanks. EROTIUM Why then did you bid me a while since prepare a breakfast for you? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I, bid you prepare? EROTIUM Certainly you did, for yourself and your Parasite. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES A plague, what Parasite? Surely this woman isn\u2019t quite right in her senses. EROTIUM Peniculus. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Who is this Peniculus The one with which the shoes are wiped clean Are wiped clean: Baxae or baxeae were sandals made a twigs or fibres. They were often worn on the stage by Comic actors, and probably on saying this, Menaechmus Sosicles points to his own. The Egyptians made them of palm-leaves and papyrus. They were much worn by the philosophers of ancient times. Probably the peniculi, made of the tails of oxen, were much used for the purpose of dusting shoes.? EROTIUM Him, I mean, who came with you a while ago, when you brought me the mantle which you purloined from your wife. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What do you mean? I, gave you a mantle, which I purloined from my wife? Are you in your senses? Surely this woman dreams standing, after the manner of a gelding Manner of a gelding: He compares her to a horse, which sleeps and dreams (if it dreams at all) in a standing posture.. EROTIUM Why does it please you to hold me in ridicule, and to deny to me things that have been done by you? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Tell me what it is that I deny after having done it? EROTIUM That you to-day gave me your wife\u2019s mantle. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Even still do I deny it. Indeed, I never had a wife, nor have I one; nor have I ever set my foot here within the city gate since I was born. I breakfasted on board ship; thence did I come this way, and here I met you. EROTIUM See that now; I\u2019m undone, wretched creature that I am! What ship are you now telling me about? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES A wooden one, weather-beaten full oft, cracked full oft, many a time thumped with mallets. Just as the implements of the furrier Of the furrier: The pellio, furrier or skinner, would require a great many pegs in fastening down the skins for the purpose of stretching them. Meursius thinks that Plautus intends a sly hit here at Pellio, the bad actor, who is mentioned in the Second Scene of the Second Act in the Bacchides. If so, the joke is quite lost on us.; so peg is close to peg. EROTIUM Now, prithee, do leave off making fun of me, and step this way with me. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES for, madam, you are looking for some other person, I know not whom, not me. EROTIUM Don\u2019t I know you, Menaechmus, the son of your father Moschus, who are said to have been born in Sicily, at Syracuse, where King Agathocles reigned, and after him Pintia After him Pintia: She is supposed, by the Commentators, to be purposely represented here as quite mistaken in her historical facts, and as making nothing but a confused jumble of them. Some think that the words Pintia and Liparo are ablative cases; but it is much more probable that they are nominatives. Gronovius thinks that one Phintias is alluded to, who, as we are told by Diodorus Siculus, assumed the government at Agrigentum after the death of Agathocles. He did not, however, reign at Syracuse. We do not learn from history that Hiero received the government from Liparo, but, on the contrary, that his virtuous character was the sole ground for his election to the sovereignty. Lipara was the name of one of the Aeolian islands (now called the Isles of Lipari), not far from the coast of Sicily. Some think that she means to call Agathocles by the additional names of Plintias (and not Pintia) from \u03c0\u03bb\u03b9\u03bd\u03c4\u1f78\u03c2, pottery, as he had exercised the trade of a potter, and of Liparo, from the Greek \u03bb\u03c5\u03c0\u03b7\u03c1\u1f79\u03c2, savage, by reason of the cruelty of which he was guilty in the latter part of his life. This notion seems, however, to be more fanciful than well-founded., the third Liparo, who at his death left the kingdom to Hiero\u2014which Hiero is now king? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES You say, madam, what is not untrue. MESSENIO By Jupiter, hasn\u2019t this woman come from there, who knows you so readily? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (apart.) Troth, I think she must not be denied. MESSENIO (apart.) Don\u2019t you do it. You are undone, if you enter inside her threshold. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (apart.) But you only hold your tongue The matter goes on well. I shall assent to the woman, whatever she shall say, if I can get some entertainment. Just now, madam (speaking to her in a low voice), I contradicted you not undesignedly; I was afraid of that fellow, lest he might carry word to my wife about the mantle and the breakfast. Now, when you please, let\u2019s go in-doors. EROTIUM Are you going to wait for the Parasite as well? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019m neither going to wait for him, nor do I care a straw for him, nor, if he should come, do I want him to be admitted in-doors. EROTIUM By my faith, I shall do that not at all reluctantly. But do you know what I beg you to do? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Only command me what you will. EROTIUM For you to take that mantle which you gave me just now to the embroiderer\u2019s To the embroiderer\u2019s: Phrygionem. As the natives of Phrygia were very dexterous at embroidering, and their services were much sought for the purposes of luxury, all embroiderers, in time came to be called phrygiones. Cotter renders ad phrygionem here to Phrygia, and so throughout the whole play!, that it may be trimmed again, and that some work may be added which I want. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019 faith, you say what\u2019s right; in such a way shall it be disguised that my wife shan\u2019t know that you are wearing it, if she should see you in the street. EROTIUM Then take it away with you just now, when you go away. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES By all means. EROTIUM Let\u2019s go in-doors. (Goes into her house.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019ll follow you this instant; I only wish to speak to this person. So, there! Messenio, step to me this way. MESSENIO What\u2019s the matter? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Listen. MESSENIO What need for it? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES There is need, I know what you\u2019ll say to me\u2014 MESSENIO So much the worse. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Hold your tongue I\u2019ve got some spoil; thus much of the business have I begun upon. Go, and, as quick as you can, take away those people Those people: By istos he probably means the sailors or perters who were carrying the luggage. at once to an inn To an inn: The accommodation of the taberna diversoria, or diversorium, was generally of a humble kind, and these places were mostly adapted for the poorer classes only.. Then do you take care to come and meet me Come and meet me: That is, as his adversitor, which was the title given to the servant whose duty it was to fetch his master home in the evening. before sunset. MESSENIO Don\u2019t you know that these people are harlots, master? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Hold your tongue, I say, and go you away from here. It will cost me pain, not you, if I do anything here that\u2019s foolish. This woman is silly and inexperienced. So far as I\u2019ve perceived just now, there\u2019s some spoil for us here. (He goes into the house of EROTIUM.) MESSENIO I\u2019m undone. Are you going away then? He is certainly ruined; the piratical craft is now leading the boat straight to destruction. But I\u2019m an unreasonable fellow to wish to rule my master; he bought me to obey his orders, not to be his commander. (To the ATTENDANTS.) Follow me, that, as I\u2019m ordered, I may come in good time to meet my master. (Enter PENICULUS.) PENICULUS More than thirty years have I been born yet during that time I never did any more mischievous or more evil trick than this day, when, to my misfortune, I thrust myself into the midst of the assembly Midst of the assembly: This concio was the sitting of the court for the trial of causes, to which we shall find further reference in the sequel, when it is explained how he happened to lose sight of Menaechmus.. while I was gaping about there, Menaechmus stole away from me, and went, I suppose, to his mistress, and didn\u2019t want to take me. May all the Divinities confound that man who first mischievously devised the holding of an assembly, which keeps men thus engaged. By my troth, is it not fitting that men who are disengaged should be chosen for that purpose? These, when they are cited, if they are not present, let the officers exact the fine Exact the fine: He suggests that Menaechmus has possibly been summoned, in his capacity as a citizen, to the concio, for the purpose of being present at the trials going on. The Parasite curses this custom, and wishes that they would summon only the idle men, and not those engaged in the important business of feasting their friends. There is some doubt as to the meaning of census capiant, but it probably signifies let them exact the fine. forthwith the senate Abundance of men are there who every day eat their victuals alone, who have no business, who are neither invited nor invite to feast; these ought to give their attendance at the assembly and the law-courts And the law-courts: The comitia of the Romans have been referred to in a previous Note.. If so it had been, this say I shouldn\u2019t have lost my breakfast; to which I deemed myself as much accustomed, as to see myself alive. I\u2019ll go; even yet the hope of the scraps comforts my mind. But why do I see Menaechmus here? He\u2019s coming out of doors with a chaplet on? The banquet is removed; i\u2019 faith, I come just in time to meet him. I\u2019ll watch the fellow, what he\u2019s about, then I\u2019ll go and accost him. (He steps aside.) Enter MENAECHMUS SOSICLES, from the house of EROTIUM, with the mantle on.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (speaking to EROTIUM within.) Can\u2019t you rest content, if this day I bring it you back in good time, nicely and properly trimmed? I\u2019ll cause you to say it isn\u2019t itself, so much shall it be disguised. PENICULUS (apart.) He\u2019s carrying the mantle to the embroiderer\u2019s, the breakfast finished and the wine drunk up, and the Parasite shut out of doors. By my troth, I\u2019m not the person that I am, if I don\u2019t handsomely avenge this injury and myself. \u2019Tis requisite I should watch I\u2019ll give something. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (to himself.) O ye immortal Gods! on what man ever have you conferred more blessings in one day, who hoped for less? I\u2019ve been breakfasting, drinking, feasting with a mistress; and I\u2019ve carried off this mantle, of which she shall no more be owner after this day. PENICULUS Isn\u2019t he now talking about me, and my share of the repast? I can\u2019t well hear what he says. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (to himself.) She says that I secretly gave her this, and that I stole it away from my wife. When I perceived that she was mistaken, at once I began to assent, as though I really had had acquaintanceship with her. Whatever the woman said, the same said I. What need of many words? I was never entertained at less expense. PENICULUS (apart.) I\u2019ll accost the fellow; for I quite long to have a row. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Who\u2019s this that\u2019s coming up towards me? (Takes off the mantle, and hides it.) PENICULUS What say you, you fellow lighter than a feather, most rascally and most abandoned\u2014you disgraceful man\u2014you cheat, and most worthless fellow? Why have I deserved this of you? For what reason should you ruin me? How you stole yourself away from me just now at the Forum. You\u2019ve been performing the funeral of the breakfast in my absence. Why did you dare to do so, when I was entitled to it in an equal degree? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Young man, prithee, what business with me have you, who are thus purposely insulting a person whom you know not? Do you wish a punishment to be given you for your abuse? PENICULUS Do be quiet; by my faith, I discover that you\u2019ve done that already indeed. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Answer me, young man, I beg; what is your name? PENICULUS Are you laughing at me, as well, as though you didn\u2019t know my name? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES By my troth, I never saw or knew you, that I\u2019m aware of, before this day; but at all events, whoever you are, if you do what\u2019s right, you won\u2019t be an annoyance to me. PENICULUS Don\u2019t you know me? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I shouldn\u2019t deny it if I did know you. PENICULUS Menaechmus, awake. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019 troth, I really am awake, so far as I know. PENICULUS Don\u2019t you know your own Parasite? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Young man, I find that your headpiece isn\u2019t sound. PENICULUS Answer me; have you not purloined that mantle from your wife to-day, and given it to Erotium? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019 faith I have no wife, nor have I given the mantle to Erotium, nor have I purloined it. PENICULUS Are you really in your senses? This matter\u2019s settled This matter\u2019s settled: Occisa est haec res. Literally, this matter is killed ; somewhat similar to our expression, the murder is out.. Did I not see you coming out of doors clad in a mantle? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Woe to your head. Do you think that all people are effeminate rogues Effeminate rogues: Cinaedos. Literally, dancers or dancing-masters, who, being effeminate persons, would be more likely to wear a palla of gay colours. [The translator is suppressing the actual meaning of the word. A cinaedus (Greek \u03ba\u1f77\u03bd\u03b1\u03b9\u03b4\u03bf\u03c2) is a homosexual man.] because you are one? Do you declare that I was clothed in a mantle? PENICULUS Troth, I really do. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Why don\u2019t you go where you are deserving to go, or else request yourself to be atoned for, you downright madman? PENICULUS By my troth, never shall any one prevail upon me not to tell your wife the whole matter now, just as it happened. All these insults shall be retorted upon yourself. I\u2019ll take care that you shan\u2019t have devoured the breakfast unpunished. (He goes into the house of MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What\u2019s the meaning of this business? Why, Just as I see each person, do they all make fun of me in this way? But the door makes a noise. (Enter a MAID-SERVANT, from the house of EROTIUM.) MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. Menaechmus, Erotium says that she entreats you much, that at the same opportunity you\u2019ll take this to the goldsmith\u2019s, and add to it an ounce in weight of gold, and order the bracelet Order the bracelet: Spinter or spinther is another name, derived from the Greek \u03c3\u03c6\u03b9\u03b3\u03ba\u03c4\u1f75\u03c1, for the Latin armilla or bracelet. It received its Greek name, from its keeping in its place by compressing the arm of the wearer. Festus tells us that the bracelet called spinter was worn by the Roman ladies on the left arm, while the armilla was worn on either. to be fashioned anew. (Gives him a bracelet.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Tell her that I\u2019ll attend both to this and anything else that she shall wish, if she wishes anything else attended to. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. Do you know what this bracelet is? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I don\u2019t know, unless it\u2019s of gold. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. This is the same one that you once said that you had secretly stolen out of the closet from your wife. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES By my troth, \u2019twas never done. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. Prithee, don\u2019t you remember it? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Not in the least. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. Give it me back then, if you don\u2019t remember it. (Tries to take it.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Stop. (Pretends to examine the bracelet.) O yes, I really do remember it; it\u2019s the same, I believe, that I presented to her. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. I\u2019 faith, it is the same. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Where are the clasps which I gave her together with them? MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. You never gave her any. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Why, faith, I gave them together with this MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. Shall I say that you\u2019ll attend to it? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Do say so; it shall be attended to. I\u2019ll take care that the mantle and the bracelet are brought back together. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. My dear Menaechmus, do, pray, give me some earrings Give me some earrings: The drops of the earrings were probably to be of the weight of two didrachms. The earring was called among the Romans inauris, and by the Greeks \u1f10\u03bd\u1f7d\u03c4\u03b9\u03bf\u03bd. The Greeks also called it \u1f10\u03bb\u03bb\u1f79\u03b2\u03b9\u03bf\u03bd, from its being inserted in the lobe of the ear. These ornaments were worn by both sexes among the Lydians, Persians, Libyans, Carthaginians, and other nations. Among the Greeks and Romans, the females alone were in the habit of wearing them. As with us, the earring consisted of a ring, and a drop, called stalagmium, the ring being generally of gold, though bronze was sometimes used by the common people. Pearls, especially those of elongated form, called elenchi, were very much valued for pendants., the pendants to be made two didrachms in weight; that I may look on you with delight when you come to our house. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Be it so. Give me the gold Give me the gold: He asks for the gold with the intention of stealing it; for, in spite of their wealth, it is evident, from this, and what appears in the sequel, that both he and his brother are by nature arrant thieves.; I\u2019ll find the price of the workmanship. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. Give it yourself, please; at a future time I\u2019ll give it you back. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES No, give it yourself; at a future time I\u2019ll give it you twofold. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. I haven\u2019t any. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES But when you have it, do you give it me, then. MAID-SERVANT of Erotium. Do you wish for aught? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Say that I\u2019ll attend to these things, (aside) to be sold as soon as they can, and for what they\u2019ll fetch. (The MAID-SERVANT goes into the house.) Has she now gone off in-doors? She\u2019s gone, and has shut the door. Surely all the Gods are favouring, amplifying, and prospering me. But why do I delay while opportunity and time are granted me to get away from these procurers\u2019 dens? Make haste, Menaechmus; pull foot and quicken your pace. I\u2019ll take off this chaplet Take off this chaplet: This he had been wearing at the prandium, or breakfast, at Erotium\u2019s house. The latter appears to be a more fitting name for a meal that was taken generally about twelve o\u2019clock; while the cena, which commenced in general at about three, cannot with propriety be termed anything else than a dinner., and throw it away on the left hand side (throws the chaplet down), that, if they follow me, they may think I\u2019ve gone in that direction. I\u2019ll go and meet my servant, if I can, that he may learn from me these blessings which the Gods confer upon me. (Enter, from her house, the WIFE of MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus, followed by PENICULUS.) THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. And shall I allow myself to remain in wedlock To remain in wedlock: As already observed in the Notes to the Stichus and the Miles Gloriosus, the facilities for divorce, by reason of incompatibility and other circumstances, were very great among the Romans. here, when my husband secretly pilfers whatever\u2019s in the house, and carries it thence off to his mistress? PENICULUS Why don\u2019t you hold your peace? I\u2019ll let you now catch him in the fact; do you only follow me this way. (They go to the opposite side of the stage.) In a state of drunkenness, with a chaplet on, he was carrying the mantle to the embroiderer\u2019s, which he purloined from you at home to-day. But see, here is the chaplet which he had on. (Seeing the chaplet on the ground.) Now am I saying false? Aha, this way has he gone, if you wish to trace his footsteps. And, by my faith, see, here he comes on his way back most opportunely, but he isn\u2019t wearing the mantle. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What now shall I do to him? PENICULUS The same as usual; abuse him. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. So I am resolved.Part of line 569 in the Latin. PENICULUS Let\u2019s step aside this way watch him from ambush. (They retire on one side.) (Enter MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (to himself.) How we do practise a custom here that is very foolish and extremely troublesome, and how even those who are the most worthy and great Most worthy and great: Optumi maximi. This was properly an epithet of Jupiter, and is, perhaps, satirically applied to the little Gods, the great men of Rome. In the previous line he uses morus, the Greek word \u03bc\u03c9\u03c1\u1f79\u03c2, signifying foolish, on account of its resemblance to the word mores, manner or custom. do follow this habit: all wish their dependants to be many in number; whether they are deserving or undeserving, about that they don\u2019t enquire. Their property is more enquired about, than what the reputation of their clients is for honor. If any person is poor and not dishonest, he is considered worthless; but if a rich man is dishonest, he is considered a good client. Those who neither regard laws nor any good or justice at all, the same have zealous patrons. What has been entrusted to them, they deny to have been so entrusted; men full of litigation, rapacious, and fraudulent; who have acquired their property either by usury or by perjury; their whole pleasure is in litigation. When the day for trial is appointed, at the same time it is mentioned to their patrons, in order that they may plead for them, about what they have done amiss. Before the people Before the people: It is thought that he here refers to the three modes of trial in civil cases among the Romans \u2014 apud populum, before the people in the Comitia centuriata, or full assembly; in iure, before the Praetor, or his delegates, the Recuperatores or Iudices selecti, commissioned judges; and before the Aedile, or city officer. He says, that on being summoned to the concio, a cliens or dependant suddenly accosted him, and insisted on his defending him, which greatly detained him, but that in spite of the worthlessness of his client\u2019s cause, he was at last successful in effecting a compromise., or at law before the Praetor, or before the Aedile, is the cause tried. Just so, this day, a certain dependant has kept me very much engaged, nor was it allowed me to do what I wished, or in company with whom I wished; so fast did he stick to me, so much did he detain me. Before the Aedile, in behalf of his doings, very many and very disgraceful, did I plead his cause; a compromise I obtained, obscure and perplexed\u2014more than enough I said, and than I needed to say, that surety for him That surety for him: He probably means that he gained time for his client to pay the debt, on condition of his giving bail or security that be would do so within a certain time. might end this litigation. What did he do? Well, what? He gave bail. And never did I at any time see any person more clearly detected; three very adverse witnesses against all his misdeeds were there. May all the Gods confound him, he has so spoilt this day for me; and myself as well, who ever this day beheld the Forum with my eyes. I ordered a breakfast to be prepared; my mistress is expecting me, I\u2019m sure; as soon as ever I had the opportunity, I made haste immediately to leave the Forum. Now, I suppose, she\u2019s angry with me; the mantle, however, will appease her that I gave her, the one I took away to-day from my wife and carried to Erotium here. PENICULUS (apart to the WIFE.) What say you now? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (apart.) That I\u2019m unfortunately married to a worthless fellow. PENICULUS (apart.) Do you perfectly hear what he says? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (apart.) Quite well. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. If I am wise, I shall be going hence in-doors, where it may be comfortable for me. PENICULUS (coming forward) Stop; on the contrary, it shall be uncomfortable. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. she is very sorrowful; this doesn\u2019t quite please me, but I\u2019ll speak to her. Tell me, my wife, what is it amiss with you? PENICULUS (to the WIFE.) The pretty fellow\u2019s soothing you. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Can\u2019t you cease being annoying to me? Did I address you? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (turning away from MENAECHMUS.) Take yourself off\u2014 away with your caresses from me. Do you persist in it? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why are you offended with me? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You ought to know. PENICULUS The rascal knows, but he pretends not to know. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Has any one of the servants done amiss? Do either the maid or the men-servants give you saucy answers? Speak out; it shan\u2019t be done with impunity. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You are trifling. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Surely you are angry at some one of the domestics? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You are trifling. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Are you angry with me at all events? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Now you are not trifling. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019 faith, I haven\u2019t done wrong in anything. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Ah! now you are trifling again. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Wife, what\u2019s the matter? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Do you ask me that? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Do you wish me to ask him? (To PENICULUS.) What\u2019s the matter? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. The mantle. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. The mantle? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. A certain person has taken a mantle. (MENAECHMUS starts.) PENICULUS (to MENAECHMUS.) Why are you alarmed? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. For my part, I\u2019m not alarmed at all\u2014 (aside) except about one thing; the mantle makes The mantle makes: Palla pallorem incutit. In his alarm he cannot avoid a pun on the resemblance between palla, the mantle, and pallor, paleness. The meaning is, literally, the mantle strikes paleness into me; but an attempt is made in the Translation to imitate the play upon the words. my face mantle. PENICULUS (aside to MENAECHMUS.) But as for me, you shouldn\u2019t have slily devoured the breakfast. (To the WIFE.) Go on against your husband. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (making signs to PENICULUS.) Won\u2019t you hold your tongue? PENICULUS Faith, I really will not hold my tongue. (To the WIFE.) He\u2019s nodding to me not to speak. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. On my word, I really never did nod to you, or wink in any way. PENICULUS Nothing is more audacious than this man, who resolutely denies those things which you see. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By Jupiter and all the Gods, I swear, wife, that I did not nod to him; isn\u2019t that enough for you? PENICULUS She now believes you about that matter; go back again there. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Go back where? PENICULUS Why, to the embroiderer, as I suppose. Go and bring the mantle back. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What mantle is it? PENICULUS Now I hold my tongue, since he doesn\u2019t remember his own business. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Did you suppose that you could possibly commit these villanies unknown to me? By heavens, you have assuredly taken that away from me at a heavy usury; such is the return Such is the return: Sic datur. Literally, thus it is given, or on these terms it is lent. Some Commentators will have it, that these words are accompanied with a slap on the face, in which case they will be equivalent to there, take that. They may, however, simply mean, such are the terms on which you had my mantle, such are the results of your lending; her abuse and indignation, accompanied, perhaps, with a threat, being the foenus, or interest for the loan.. (Shaking her fist.) PENICULUS Such is the return. Do you make haste to eat up the breakfast in my absence; and then in your drunkenness make fun of me, with your chaplet on, before the house. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By all the powers, I have neither breakfasted, nor have I this day set foot inside of that house. PENICULUS Do you deny it? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By my troth, I really do deny it. PENICULUS Nothing is there more audacious than this fellow. Did I not just now see you standing here before the house, with a chaplet of flowers on, when you were declaring that my headpiece wasn\u2019t sound, and declaring that you didn\u2019t know me, and saying that you were a foreigner? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. On the contrary, as some time since I parted with you, so I\u2019m now returning home at last. PENICULUS I understand you. You didn\u2019t think it was in my power to take vengeance upon you; i\u2019 faith, I\u2019ve told it all to your wife. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Told her what? PENICULUS I don\u2019t know; ask her own self. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (turning to his WIFE.) What\u2019s this, wife? Pray, what has he been telling you? What is it? Why are you silent? Why don\u2019t you say what it is? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. As though you didn\u2019t know. I\u2019 faith, I certainly am a miserable woman. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why are you a miserable woman? tell me. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Do you ask me? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Faith, I shouldn\u2019t ask you if I knew. PENICULUS O the wicked fellow; how he does dissemble. You cannot conceal it; she knows the matter thoroughly; by my faith, I\u2019ve disclosed everything. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What is it? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Inasmuch as you are not at all ashamed, and don\u2019t wish to confess of your own accord, listen, and attend to this; I\u2019ll both let you know why I\u2019m sorrowful, and what he has told me. My mantle has been purloined from me at home. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Mantle purloined from me? PENICULUS (to the WIFE.) D\u2019you see how the rogue is catching you up? (To MENAECHMUS.) It was purloined from her, not from you; for certainly if it had been purloined from you, it would now be safe. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (to PENICULUS.) I\u2019ve nothing to do with you. But (to his WIFE) what is it you say? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. A mantle, I say, has been lost from home. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Who has stolen it? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I faith, he knows that, who took it away. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What person was it? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. A certain Menaechmus. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By my troth, \u2019twas villanously done. Who is this Menaechmus? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You are he, I say. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Who accuses me? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I, myself. PENICULUS I, too; and you carried it off to Erotium here, your mistress. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I, gave it her? PENICULUS You, you, I say. Do you wish for an owl Wish for an owl: Tu, tu. He alludes to the note of the owl which to the Romans would seem to say tu, tu you you. to be brought here, to say you, you, continually to you? For we are now quite tired of it. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By Jupiter and all the Gods, I swear, wife (and isn\u2019t that enough for you?), that I did not give it. PENICULUS Aye, and I, by all the powers, that we are telling no untruth. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. But I haven\u2019t given it away, but just only lent it to be made use of. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. But, i\u2019 faith, for my part, I don\u2019t lend either your scarf or your cloak out of the house, to any one, to be made use of. \u2019Tis fair that the woman should lend out of the house the woman\u2019s apparel, the man the man\u2019s. But why don\u2019t you bring the mantle home again? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019ll have it brought back. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. For your own interest you\u2019ll do so, as I think; for you shall never enter the house to-day unless you bring the mantle with you. I\u2019m going home. PENICULUS (to the WIFE.) What\u2019s there to be for me, who have given you this assistance? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Your assistance shall be repaid, when anything shall be purloined from your house. The WIFE goes into the house.) PENICULUS Then, by my troth, that really will never be; for nothing have I at home to lose. May the Gods confound you, both husband and wife. I\u2019ll make haste to the Forum, for I see clearly that I\u2019ve quite fallen out with this family. (Exit.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. My wife thinks that she does me an injury when she shuts me out of doors; as though I hadn\u2019t another better place to be admitted into. If I displease you, I must endure it; I shall please Erotium here, who won\u2019t be shutting me out of her house, but will be shutting me up in her house rather. Now I\u2019ll go; I\u2019ll beg her to give me back the mantle that I gave her a while since. I\u2019ll purchase another for her\u2014a better one. Hallo! is any one the porter here? (Knocks at EROTIUM\u2019S door.) Open here, and some one of you call Erotium before the door. (Enter EROTIUM, from her house.) EROTIUM Who\u2019s enquiring for me here? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. One that\u2019s more of an enemy to his own self than to yourself Than to yourself: Aetati tuae. Literally, to your age, a circumlocution for yourself.. EROTIUM My dear Menaechmus? Why are you standing before the house? Do follow me in-doors. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Stop. Do you know why it is that I\u2019m come to you? EROTIUM I know well; that you may amuse yourself with me. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why no, troth, that mantle which I gave you a while since, give it me back, I entreat you; my wife has become acquainted with all the transaction, in its order, just as it happened. I\u2019ll procure for you a mantle of twofold greater value than you shall wish. EROTIUM Why, I gave it your own self a little while since, that you might take it to the embroiderer\u2019s, and that bracelet, too, that you might take it to the goldsmith\u2019s that it might be made anew. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You, gave me the mantle and the bracelet? You\u2019ll find \u2019twas never done. For, indeed, after I gave it you a while ago, and went away to the Forum, I\u2019m but just returning, and now see you for the first time since. EROTIUM I see what plan you are upon; that you may defraud me of what I entrusted to you, at that thing you are aiming\u2014 MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. On my word, I do not ask it for the sake of defrauding you. But I tell you that my wife has discovered the matter. EROTIUM Nor did I of my own accord beg you to give it me; of your own accord you yourself brought it me. You gave it me as a present; now you\u2019re asking for the same thing back again. I\u2019ll put up with it; keep it to yourself; take it away; make use of it, either yourself or your wife, or squeeze it into your money-box Into your money-box: As you make so much fuss about and it is so valuable, squeeze it up into your money-box. even. After this day, that you mayn\u2019t be deceived, you shan\u2019t set your foot in this house, since you hold me in contempt, who deserve so well of you. Unless you bring money, you\u2019ll be disappointed; you can\u2019t cajole me. Find some other woman, henceforth, for you to be disappointing. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By my troth, very angry at last. Hallo! you; stay, I bid you. Come you back. Will you stay now? Will you even for my sake come back? (EROTIUM goes into her house, and shuts the door.) She has gone indoors, and shut the house. Now I\u2019m regularly barred out; I have neither any credit at home now, nor with my mistress. I\u2019ll go and consult my friends on this matter, as to what they think should be done. (Exit.) (Enter MENAECHMUS SOSICLES, with the mantle on.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I did very foolishly a while since, in entrusting my purse to Messenio with the money. I suspect he has got himself into some bad house Into some bad house: The ganeae or ganea were, probably, very similar to the popinae, the loose character of which, and the thermopolia, has been alluded to in a preceding Note. or other. (Enter the WIFE of Menaechmus of Epidamnus, from the house.) THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019ll look out to see how soon my husband is going to return home. But here he is; I see him; I\u2019m all right, he\u2019s bringing back the mantle. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (to himself.) I wonder where Messenio can be walking now. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019ll go and receive the fellow with such language as he deserves. (Accosting him.) Are you not ashamed to come forward in my presence, you disgraceful man, in that garb? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What\u2019s the matter? What thing is troubling you, woman? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Do you dare, you shameless fellow, to utter even a single word, or to speak to me? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Pray, what wrong have I committed, that I shouldn\u2019t dare to speak to you? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Do you ask me? O dear, the impudent audacity of the fellow! MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Don\u2019t you know, madam, for what reason the Greeks used to say that Hecuba was a bitch Hecuba was a bitch: Hecuba was the daughter of Cisseus or of Dymas, and the wife of Priam, King of Troy. In the distribution of the spoil, after the siege of Troy, she fell to the share of Ulysses, and became his slave, but died soon after in Thrace. Servius alleges, with Plautus, that the Greeks circulated the story of her transformation into a bitch, because she was perpetually railing at them to provoke them to put her to death, rather than condemn her to the life of a slave. According to Strabo and Pomponius Mela, in their time the place of her burial was still to be seen in Thrace. It was called \u03ba\u1f7b\u03bd\u03bf\u03c2 \u03c3\u03b7\u03bc\u1f71, the Tomb of the bitch. Euripides, in his Hecuba, has not followed this tradition, but represents her as complaining that the Greeks had chained her to the door of Agamemnon like a dog.? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I don\u2019t know, indeed. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Because Hecuba used to do the same thing that you are now doing. She used to heap all kinds of imprecations on every one she saw; and, therefore, for that reason she was properly begun to be called a bitch. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I can\u2019t put up with this disgraceful conduct of yours; for I had rather see my life that of a widow, than endure this vile conduct of yours that you are guilty of. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What is it to me, whether you are able to endure to live in the married state, or whether you will separate from your husband? Is it thus the fashion here to tell these stories to a stranger on his arrival? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What stories? I say, I\u2019ll not endure it henceforth, but live separate rather than put up with these ways. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Troth, so far indeed as I\u2019m concerned, do live separate, even so long as Jupiter shall hold his sway. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By heavens, I\u2019ll certainly now send for my father, and I\u2019ll tell him your disgraceful conduct that you are guilty of. Go, Decio (calling to a SERVANT), seek for my father, that he may come along with you to me; tell him that occasion has arisen for it. I\u2019ll. now disclose to him this disgraceful conduct of yours. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Are you in your senses? What disgraceful conduct of mine? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. When you filch from home my mantle and gold trinkets, without the knowledge of your wife, and carry them off to your mistress. Don\u2019t I state this correctly? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES O dear! madam, by my faith, you are both very bold and very perverse. Do you dare to say (pointing at the mantle) that this was stolen from you which another woman gave me, for me to get it trimmed? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. A little while since you didn\u2019t deny that you had purloined it from me; do you now hold up that same before my eyes? Are you not ashamed? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES By my faith, madam, I entreat you, if you know, show me what I\u2019m to drink What I\u2019m to drink: Some Commentators think that he is asking for a medical potion, to help him to swallow down the petulantia, or insulting conduct. This supposition does not seem necessary, for even a draught of water would have the same effect in such a case., by means of which I may put up with your impertinence. What person you are taking me to be, I don\u2019t know; I know you just as well as Parthaon As well as Parthaon: Parthaon was the father of Oeneus, King of Aetona, the father of Deianeira, the wife of Hercules. The name is used to signify a person who lived so long ago that it was impossible to know him.. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. If you laugh at me, still, i\u2019 troth, you can\u2019t do so at him; my father, I mean, who\u2019s coming here. Why don\u2019t you look back? Do you know that person? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Just as well as Calchas As well as Calchas: Calchas, the son of Thestor, was a famous soothsayer, who accompanied the Grecian army in the expedition against Troy. do I know him; I have seen him on that same day on which I have seen yourself before this present day. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Do you deny that you know me? Do you deny that you know my father? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Troth, I shall say the same thing, if you choose to bring your grandfather. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019 faith, you do this and other things just in a like fashion. (Enter an OLD MAN, hobbling with a stick.) OLD MAN According as my age permits, and as there is occasion to do so, I\u2019ll push on my steps and make haste to get along. But how far from easy \u2019tis for me, I\u2019m not mistaken as to that. For my agility forsakes me, and I am beset with age; I carry my body weighed down; my strength has deserted me. How grievous a pack upon one\u2019s back is age. For when it comes, it brings very many and very grievous particulars, were I now to recount all of which, my speech would be too long. But this matter is a trouble to my mind and heart, what this business can possibly be on account of which my daughter suddenly requires me to come to her, and doesn\u2019t first let me know what\u2019s the matter, what she wants, or why she sends for me. But pretty nearly do I know now what\u2019s the matter; I suspect that some quarrel has arisen with her husband. So are these women wont to do, who, presuming on their portions, and haughty, require their husbands to be obedient to them; and they as well full oft are not without fault. But still there are bounds, within which a wife ought to be put up with. By my troth, my daughter never sends for her father to come to her except when either something has been done wrong, or there is a cause for quarrelling. But whatever it is, I shall now know. And see, I perceive her herself before the house, and her husband in a pensive mood. \u2019Tis the same as I suspected. I\u2019ll accost her. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019ll go and meet him. May every happiness attend you, my father. OLD MAN Happiness attend you. Do I find you in good spirits? Do you bid me be fetched in happy mood? Why are you sorrowful? And why does he (pointing at MENAECHMUS) in anger stand apart from you? Something, I know not what, are you two wrangling about Wrangling about: Velitati estis, literally, have been skirmishing. The figure is derived from the velites, the light-armed soldiers of the Roman army, who were not drawn up in rank and file, but commonly skirmished in front of the main body, attacking the enemy here and there, and when hard pressed, retiring into the vacant spaces of the legion. between you. Say, in few words, which of the two is in fault: no long speeches, though. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. For my part, I\u2019ve done nothing wrong; as to that point do I at once make you easy, father. But I cannot live or remain here on any account; you must take me away hence immediately. OLD MAN Why, what\u2019s the matter? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I am made a laughing-stock of, father. OLD MAN By whom? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By him to whom you gave me, my husband. OLD MAN Look at that \u2014 a quarrel now. How often, I wonder, have I told you to be cautious, that neither should be coming to me with your complaints. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. How, my father, can I possibly guard against that? OLD MAN Do you ask me? unless you don\u2019t wish. How often have I told you to be compliant to your husband. Don\u2019t be watching what he does, where he goes, or what matter he\u2019s about. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why, but he\u2019s in love with a courtesan here close by. OLD MAN He is exceedingly wise: and for this painstaking of yours, I would even have him love her the more. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. He drinks there, too. OLD MAN And will he really drink the less for you, whether it shall please him to do so there or anywhere else? Plague on it, what assurance is this? On the same principle, you would wish to hinder him from engaging to dine out, or from receiving any other person at his own house. Do you want husbands to be your servants? You might as well expect, on the same principle, to be giving him out his task, and bidding him sit among the female servants and card wool. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why, surely, father, I\u2019ve sent for you not to be my advocate, but my husband\u2019s: on this side you stand On this side you stand: It was the custom for the patron, when acting as the counsel, to have his client standing by him while pleading. The wife complains that her father has been sent for by her to act as her own advocate, but that, instead of so doing, he is encouraging her supposed husband in his perverseness., on the other you plead the cause. OLD MAN If he has done wrong in anything, so much the more shall I censure him than I\u2019ve censured you. Since he keeps you provided for and well clothed, and finds you amply in female servants and provisions, \u2019tis better, madam, to entertain kindly feelings. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. But he purloins from me gold trinkets and mantles from out of the chests at home; he plunders me, and secretly carries off my ornaments to harlots. OLD MAN He does wrong, if he does that; if he does not do it, you do wrong in accusing him when innocent. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why at this moment, even, he has got a mantle, father, and a bracelet, which he had carried off to her; now, because I came to know of it, he brings them back. OLD MAN I\u2019ll know from himself, then, how it happened. I\u2019ll go up to this man and accost him. (Goes up to MENAECHMUS.) Tell me this, Menaechmus, what you two are disputing about, that I may know. Why are you pensive? And why does she in anger stand apart from you? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Whoever you are, whatever is your name, old gentleman, I call to witness supreme Jove and the Deities\u2014 OLD MAN For what reason, or what matter of all matters? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES That I have neither done wrong to that woman, who is accusing me of having purloined this (pointing to the mantle) away from her at home and which she solemnly swears that I did take away. If ever I set foot inside of her house where she lives, I wish that I may become the most wretched of all wretched men. OLD MAN Are you in your senses to wish this, or to deny that you ever set foot in that house where you live, you downright madman? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Do you say, old gentleman, that I live in this house? (Pointing at the house.) OLD MAN Do you deny it? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES By my faith, certainly do deny it. OLD MAN In your fun you are going too far in denying it; unless you flitted elsewhere this last night. Step this way, please, daughter. (To the WIFE.) What do you say? Have you removed from this house? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. To what place, or for what reason, prithee? OLD MAN I\u2019 faith, I don\u2019t know. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. He\u2019s surely making fun of you. OLD MAN Part of line 824b in Latin. Can\u2019t you keep yourself quiet? Now, Menaechmus, you really have joked long enough; now do seriously attend to this matter. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Prithee, what have I to do with you? Whence or what person are you? Is your mind right, or hers, in fact, who is an annoyance to me in every way? THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Don\u2019t you see how his eyes sparkle? How a green colour A green colour: It was supposed that in madness, or extreme anger, the countenance assumed a greenish hue. Ben Jonson has probably imitated this passage in the Silent Woman, Act IV., sc. 4.: Lord! how idly he talks, and how his eyes sparkle! he looks green about the temples! Do you see what blue spots he has? is arising on his temples and his forehead; look how his eyes do glisten MENAECHMUS SOSICLES O me! They say I\u2019m mad, whereas they of themselves are mad. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. How he yawns, as he stretches himself. What am I to do now, my father? OLD MAN Step this way, my daughter, as far as ever you can from him. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (aside.) What is there better for me than, since they say I\u2019m mad, to pretend that I am mad, that I may frighten them away from me? (He dances about.) Evo\u00eb, Bacchus, ho! Bromius Ho! Bromius: Evius and Bromius were two of the names by which the Bacchanals addressed Bacchus in their frenzy., in what forest dost thou invite me to the chase? I hear thee, but I cannot get away from this spot, so much does this raving mad female cur watch me on the left side. And behind there is that other old he-goat, who many a time in his life has proved the destruction of an innocent fellow-citizen by his false testimony. OLD MAN (shaking his stick at him.) Woe to your head. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Lo! by his oracle, Apollo bids me burn out her eyes with blazing torches. (He points with his fingers at her.) THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019m undone, my father; he\u2019s threatening to burn my eyes out. OLD MAN Hark you, daughter. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What\u2019s the matter? What are we to do? OLD MAN What if I call the servants out here? I\u2019ll go bring some to take him away hence, and bind him at home, before he makes any further disturbance. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (aside.) So now; I think now if I don\u2019t adopt some plan for myself, these people will be carrying me off home to their house. (Aloud.) Dost thou forbid me to spare my fists at all upon her face, unless she does at once get out of my sight to utter and extreme perdition? I will do what thou dost bid me, Apollo. (Runs after her.) OLD MAN (to the WIFE.) Away with you home as soon as possible, lest he should knock you down. THE WIFE OF MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019m off. Watch him, my father, I entreat you, that he mayn\u2019t go anywhere hence. Am I not a wretched woman to hear these things? (She goes into her house.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (aside.) I\u2019ve got rid of her not so badly. (Aloud.) Now as for this most filthy, long-bearded, palsied Tithonus, who is said to have had Cygnus for his father Cygnus for his father: Plautus designedly makes Menaechmus Sosicles be guilty of the mistake of styling Tithonus the son of Cygnus, as helping to promote the belief of his madness. Tithonus was the son of Laomedon, and the brother of Priam. He was beloved by Aurora, and the poets feigned that he was her husband. Having received the gift of immortality, he forgot to have perpetual youthfulness united with the gift; and at length, in his extreme old age, he was changed into a grasshopper. There were several persons of the name of Cygnus, or Cycnus; one was the son of Apollo and Hyrie, another of Mars and Pelopea, or Pyrene, another of Neptune and Cayx, and a fourth of Ocitus and Amophile., you bid me break in pieces his limbs, and bones, and members with that walking-stick which he himself is holding. OLD MAN Punishment shall be inflicted if you touch me indeed, or if you come nearer to me. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (shouting aloud.) I will do what thou dost bid me; I will take a two-edged axe, and I will hew this old fellow to his very bones, and I will chop his entrails into mincemeat. OLD MAN (retreating as far as he can.) Why really against that must I take care and precaution. As he threatens, I\u2019m quite in dread of him, lest he should do me some mischief. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (jumping and raising his arms.) Many things dost thou bid me do, Apollo. Now thou dost order me to take the yoked horses, unbroke and fierce, and to mount the chariot, that I may crush to pieces this aged, stinking, toothless lion. Now have I mounted the chariot; now do I hold the reins; now is the whip in my hand. Speed onward, ye steeds, let the sound of your hoofs be heard; in your swift course let the rapid pace of your feet The rapia pace of your feet: Cursu celeri facite inflexa sit pedum pernicitas. Literally, in the swift course, make the swiftness of your feet to be bent inwards. The legs of good horses, when trotting fast, bend inwards before they throw them out. be redoubled. (Points at the OLD MAN as he pretends to gallop.) OLD MAN Are you threatening me with your yoked steeds? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Lo! again, Apollo, thou dost bid me to make an onset against him who is standing here, and to murder him. But what person is this that is tearing me hence by the hair down from the chariot? He revokes thy commands and the decree of Apollo. OLD MAN Alas! a severe and obstinate malady, i\u2019 faith. By our trust in you, ye Gods even this person who is now mad, how well he was a little time since. All on a sudden has so great a distemper attacked him. I\u2019ll go now and fetch a physician as fast as I can. (Exit.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Prithee, are these persons gone now out of my sight, who are compelling me by force, while in my wits, to be mad? Why do I delay to be off to the ship, while I can in safety? And all of you (to the SPECTATORS), if the old gentleman should return, I beg not to tell him, now, by what street I fled away hence. (Exit.) (Enter the OLD MAN, very slowly.) OLD MAN My bones ache with sitting, my eyes with watching, while waiting for the Doctor, till he returned from his business. At last the troublesome fellow has with difficulty got away from his patients. He says that he has set a broken leg for Aesculapius For Aesculapius: Apollo and Aesculapius were the two guardian Divinities of the medical art. The old man, perhaps, mentions their names instead of those of some persons of whose wonderful cures the Doctor has been bragging., and an arm for Apollo. I\u2019m now thinking whether I\u2019m to say that I\u2019m bringing a doctor or a carpenter Or a carpenter: He says that, talking of mending legs, the Doctor may, for aught he knows, be some carpenter, who has been patching up the legs of statues.. But, see, here he comes.\u2014Do get on with your ant\u2019s pace. (Enter a DOCTOR.) DOCTOR. What did you say was his disorder? Tell me, respected sir. Is he harassed by sprites Harassed by sprites: Larvatus aut cerritus. The larvati were mad persons, supposed to be afflicted with ghosts or spectres; while the cerriti were persons who were thought to be visited with madness by the Goddess Ceres., or is he frenzied? Let me know. Is it lethargy, or is it dropsy, that possesses him? OLD MAN Why, I\u2019m bringing you for that reason, that you may tell me that, and make him convalescent. DOCTOR. That indeed is a very easy matter. Why, I shall heal innumerable times as many Innumerable times as many: The Doctor is bragging of his extersive practice. in the day. OLD MAN I wish him to be treated with great attention. DOCTOR. That he shall be healed, I promise that on my word; so with great attention will I treat him for you. OLD MAN Why, see! here\u2019s the man himself. DOCTOR. Part of line 898 in Latin. Let\u2019s watch what matter he\u2019s about. (They stand aside.) (Enter MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (to himself.) By my faith, this day has certainly fallen out perverse and adverse for me, since the Parasite, who has filled me full of disgrace and terror, has made that all known, which I supposed I was doing secretly; my own Ulysses My own Ulysses: He complains that the Parasite, who used to be his adviser, and as good as a Ulysses to him, his king, or patron, has been the cause of all his mishaps., who has brought so great evil on his king\u2014a fellow that, by my troth, if I only live, I\u2019ll soon finish his life Finish his life: Vita evolvam sua. Literally, I will wind him off of his life. He probably alludes to the Parcae, the Fates or Destinies, who were fabled to be the daughters of Nox and Erebus, and of whom, one, named Clotho, held the distaff, and spun the thread of life; another, named Lachesis, wound it off; and the third, called Atropos, cut it off when of the requisite length.. But I\u2019m a fool, who call that his, which is my own. With my own victuals and at my own expense has he been supported; of existence will I deprive the fellow. But the Courtesan has done this in a way worthy of her, just as the harlot\u2019s habit is: because I ask for the mantle, that it may be returned again to my wife, she declares that she has given it me. O dear! By my faith, I do live a wretched man. OLD MAN (apart.) Do you hear what he says ? DOCTOR. (apart.) He declares that he is wretched. OLD MAN (apart.) I wish you to accost him. DOCTOR. (going up to him.) Save you, Menaechmus. Prithee, why do you bare your arm? Don\u2019t you know how much mischief you are now doing to that disease of yours? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why don\u2019t you go hang yourself? OLD MAN What think you now? DOCTOR. What shouldn\u2019t I think? This case can\u2019t be treated with even ointment of hellebore. But what have you to say, Menaechmus? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What do you want? DOCTOR. Tell me this that I ask of you; do you drink white wine or dark-coloured? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What need have you to enquire? DOCTOR. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why don\u2019t you go to utter perdition ? OLD MAN Troth, he\u2019s now beginning to be attacked with the fit. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why don\u2019t you ask whether I\u2019m wont to eat dark bread, or purple, or yellow? Or whether I\u2019m wont to eat birds with scales, or fish with wings? OLD MAN Dear, dear! (To the DOCTOR.) Don\u2019t you hear how deliriously he talks? Why do you delay to give him something by way of a potion, before his raving overtakes him? DOCTOR. Stop a little; I\u2019ll question him on some other matters as well. OLD MAN You are killing me You are killing me: Occidis fabulans. This remark seems rather to apply to the effect of his chattering, upon the old man himself, who is growing impatient, than upon the supposed madman; though, from the elliptical nature of the expression, the latter may possibly be the meaning. by your prating. DOCTOR. (to MENAECHMUS.) Tell me this; are your eyes ever in the habit of becoming hard Of becoming hard: This was supposed to be one of the symptoms of madness.? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What? Do you take me to be a locust To be a locust: The eyes of locusts were considered to be of peculiar hardness. They are very large and prominent. It has been suggested that locusta here means a lobster., you most worthless fellow? DOCTOR. Tell me, now, do your bowels ever rumble that you know of? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. When I\u2019m full, they don\u2019t rumble at all; when I\u2019m hungry, then they do rumble. DOCTOR. I\u2019 faith, he really gave me that answer not like an insane person. Do you always sleep soundly until daylight? Do you easily go to sleep when in bed? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I sleep throughout if I go to sleep if I have paid my money to him to whom I owe it. DOCTOR. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (to the DOCTOR.) May Jupiter and all the Divinities confound you, you questioner. DOCTOR. (aside.) Now this person begins to rave. (To the OLD MAN.) From those expressions do you take care of yourself. OLD MAN Why, he\u2019s now really quite favourable in his language, in comparison with what he was a short time since; for, a little while ago, he was saying that his wife was a raving cur. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What did I say? OLD MAN You were raving, I say. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What, I? OLD MAN You there; who threatened as well to ride me down with your yoked steeds. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. OLD MAN I myself saw you do this; I myself accuse you of this. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. And I know that you stole That you stole: This expression has been already remarked upon in the Notes to the Trinummus. the sacred crown of Jupiter; and that on that account you were confined in prison; and after you were let out, I know that you were beaten with rods in the bilboes; I know, too, that you murdered your father and sold your mother. Don\u2019t I give this abuse in answer for your abuse, like a sane person? OLD MAN I\u2019 faith, Doctor, whatever you are about to do, prithee, do it quickly. Don\u2019t you see that the man is raving? DOCTOR. Do you know what\u2019s the best for you to do? Have him taken to my house. OLD MAN Do you think so? DOCTOR. Why should I not? There at my own discretion I shall be able to treat the man. OLD MAN Do just as you please. DOCTOR. (to MENAECHMUS.) I\u2019ll make you drink hellebore some twenty days. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. But, hanging up But, hanging up: Pendentem. When they were flogged, the slaves were tied up with their hands extended over their heads. Probably, the Doctor is intended to be represented as being a slave; as many of the liberal pursuits were followed by slaves, and sometimes to the very great profit of their masters. The furca (for want of a better word, called bilboes in the translation) is referred to in another Note., I\u2019ll flog you with a whip for thirty days. DOCTOR. (to the OLD MAN.) Go fetch some men to take him off to my house. OLD MAN How many are sufficient? DOCTOR. Since I see him thus raving, four, no less. OLD MAN They shall be here this instant. Do you keep an eye on him, Doctor. DOCTOR. Why, no, I shall go home that the things may be got ready, which are necessary to be prepared. Bid your servants carry him to my house. OLD MAN I\u2019ll make him be there just now. DOCTOR. I\u2019m off. OLD MAN Farewell. (Exeunt OLD MAN and DOCTOR, separately.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. My father-in-law is gone, the Doctor is gone; I\u2019m alone. O Jupiter! Why is it that these people say I\u2019m mad? Why, in fact, since I was born, I have never for a single day been ill. I\u2019m neither mad, nor do I commence strifes or quarrels. In health myself, I see others well; I know people, I address them. Is it that they who falsely say I\u2019m mad, are mad themselves? What shall I do now? I wish to go home; but my wife doesn\u2019t allow me; and here (pointing to EROTIUM\u2019S house) no one admits me. Most unfortunately has this fallen out. Here will I still remain; at night, at least, I shall be let into the house, I trust. (Stands near his door.) (Enter MESSENIO.) MESSENIO (to himself.) This is the proof of a good servant, who takes care of his master\u2019s business, looks after it, arranges it, thinks about it, in the absence of his master diligently to attend to the affairs of his master, as much so as if he himself were present, or even better. It is proper that his back That his back: For the purpose of keeping his back intact from the whip, and his feet from the fetters. should be of more consequence than his appetite, his legs than his stomach, whose heart is rightly placed. Let him bear in mind, those who are good for nothing, what reward is given them by their masters\u2014lazy, worthless fellows. Stripes, fetters, the mill, weariness, hunger, sharp cold; these are the rewards of idleness. This evil do I terribly stand in awe of. Wherefore \u2019tis sure that to be good is better than to be bad. Much more readily do I submit to words, stripes I do detest; and I eat what is ground much more readily than supply it ground by myself Ground by myself: He alludes to the custom of sending refractory slaves to the pistrinum, where the corn was ground by a handmill, which entailed extreme labour on those grinding. He says that he would rather that others should grind the corn for him, than that he should grind it for others.. Therefore do I obey the command of my master, carefully and diligently do I observe it; and in such manner do I pay obedience, as I think is for the interest of my back. And that course does profit me. Let others be just as they take it to be their interest; I shall be just as I ought to be. If I adhere to that, I shall avoid faultiness; so that I am in readiness for my master on all occasions, I shall not be much afraid. The time is near, when, for these deeds of mine, my master will give his reward. After I had deposited the goods and the servants in the inn, as he ordered me, thus am I come to meet him. (Going to the door of EROTIUM\u2019S house.) Now I\u2019ll knock at the door, that he may know that I\u2019m here, and that out of this thick wood This thick wood: He compares the house of the Courtesan to a forest or thicket. These latter places, as being frequently the lurking-places of thieves and robbers, would be especially dangerous to travellers. of peril I may get my master safe out of doors. But I\u2019m afraid that I\u2019m come too late, after the battle has been fought. (Enter the OLD MAN, with SERVANTS.) OLD MAN (to the SERVANTS.) By Gods and men, I tell you prudently to pay regard to my commands, as to what I have commanded and do command. Take care that this person is carried at once upon your shoulders to the surgery, unless, indeed, you set no value upon your legs or your sides. Take care each of you to regard at a straw whatever threats he shall utter. What are you standing for? Why are you hesitating? By this you ought to have had him carried off on your shoulders. I\u2019ll go to the Doctor; I\u2019ll be there ready when you shall come. (Exit. The SERVANTS gather around MENAECHMUS.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019m undone. What business is this? Why are these men running towards me, pray? What do you want? What do you seek? Why do you stand around me? (They seize and drag him.) Whither are you dragging me? Whither are you carrying me? I\u2019m undone. I entreat your assistance, citizens, men of Epidamnus, come and help me. (To the men.) Why don\u2019t you let me go? MESSENIO (running towards them.) O ye immortal Gods, I beseech you, what do I behold with my eyes? Some fellows, I know not who, are most disgracefully carrying off my master upon their shoulders. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Who is it that ventures to bring me aid? MESSENIO I, master, and right boldly. (Aloud.) O shameful and scandalous deed, citizens of Epidamnus, for my master, here in a town enjoying peace, to be carried off, in daylight, in the street, who came to you a free man. Let him go. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Prithee, whoever you are, do lend me your aid, and don\u2019t suffer so great an outrage to be signally committed against me. MESSENIO Aye, I\u2019ll give you my aid, and I\u2019ll defend you, and zealously succour you. I\u2019ll never let you come to harm; \u2019tis fitter that I myself should come to harm. I\u2019ll now make a sowing on the faces of these fellows, and there I\u2019ll plant my fists. I\u2019 faith, you\u2019re carrying this person off this day at your own extreme hazard. Let him go. (He lays about him.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (fighting with them.) I\u2019ve got hold of this fellow\u2019s eye. MESSENIO Make the socket of his eye be seen in his head. You rascals! you villains! you robbers! THE SERVANTS (severally.) We are undone. Troth, now, prithee, do\u2014 MESSENIO Let him go then. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What business have you to touch me? Thump them with your fists. MESSENIO Come, begone, fly hence to utter perdition with you. (Three run away.) Here\u2019s for you, too (giving the fourth one a punch); because you are the last to yield, you shall have this for a reward. (They all disappear.) Right well have I marked his face, and quite to my liking. Troth, now, master, I really did come to your help just now in the nick of time. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. And may the Gods, young man, whoever you are, ever bless you. For, had it not been for you, I should never have survived this day until sunset. MESSENIO By my troth, then, master, if you do right, you will give me my freedom. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I, give you your freedom? MESSENIO Doubtless: since, master, I have saved you. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. How\u2019s this? Young man, you are mistaken. MESSENIO How, mistaken? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By father Jove, I solemnly swear that I am not your master. MESSENIO Will you not hold your peace? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019m telling no lie; nor did any servant of mine ever do such a thing as you have done for me. MESSENIO In that case, then, let me go free, if you deny that I am your servant. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By my faith, so far, indeed, as I\u2019m concerned, be free, and go where you like. MESSENIO That is, you order me to do so? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019 faith, I do order you, if I have aught of authority over you. MESSENIO Save you, my patron. Since you seriously give me my freedom, I rejoice. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019 faith, I really do believe you.Part of line 1032 in the Latin. MESSENIO But, my patron, I do entreat youPart of line 1032 in the Latin. that you won\u2019t command me any the less now than when I was your servant. With you will I dwell, and when you go I\u2019ll go home together with you. Wait for me here; I\u2019ll now go to the inn, and bring back the luggage and the money for you. The purse, with the money for our journey, is fast sealed up in the wallet; I\u2019ll bring it just now here to you. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Bring it carefully. MESSENIO I\u2019ll give it back safe to you just as you gave it to me. Do you wait for me here. (Exit MESSENIO.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Very wonderful things have really happened this day to me in wonderful ways. Some deny that I am he who I am, and shut me out of doors; others say that I am he who I am not, and will have it that they are my servants. He for instance, who said that he was going for the money, to whom I gave his freedom just now. Since he says that he will bring me a purse with money, if he does bring it If he does bring it: He contemplates robbing even the man who has just rescued him. The disnonesty of his brother, in carrying off the mantle and bracelet, and wishing to rob the servant-maid of the gold for her earrings, has been previously remarked., I\u2019ll say that he may go free from me where he pleases, lest at a time when he shall have come to his senses he should ask the money of me. My father-in-law and the Doctor were saying that I am mad. Whatever it is, it is a wonderful affair. These things appear to me not at all otherwise than dreams. Now I\u2019ll go in the house to this Courtesan, although she is angry with me; if I can prevail upon her to restore the mantle for me to take back home. (He goes into EROTIUM\u2019S house.) (Enter MENAECHMUS SOSICLES and MESSENIO.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Do you dare affirm, audacious fellow, that I have ever met you this day since the time when I ordered you to come here to meet me? MESSENIO Why, I just now rescued you before this house, when four men were carrying you off upon their shoulders. You invoked the aid of all Gods and men, when I ran up and delivered you by main force, fighting, and in spite of them. For this reason, because I rescued you, you set me at liberty. When I said that I was going for the money and the luggage, you ran before to meet me as quickly as you could, in order that you might deny what you did. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I, bade you go away a free man? MESSENIO Certainly. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Why, on the contrary, \u2019tis most certain that I myself would rather become a slave than ever give you your freedom. (Enter MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus, from EROTIUM\u2019s house.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (at the door, to EROTIUM within.) If you are ready to swear by your eyes, by my troth, not a bit the more for that reason, most vile woman, will you make it that I took away the mantle and the bracelet to-day. MESSENIO Immortal Gods, what do I see? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What do you see? MESSENIO Your resemblance in a mirror. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What\u2019s the matter? MESSENIO \u2019Tis your image; \u2019tis as like as possible. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (catching sight of the other.) Troth, it really is not unlike, so far as I know my own form. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. (to MESSENIO.) O young man, save you, you who preserved me, whoever you are. MESSENIO By my troth, young man, prithee, tell me your name, unless it\u2019s disagreable. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019 faith, you\u2019ve not so deserved of me, that it should be disagreable for me to tell what you wish. My name is Menaechmus. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Why, by my troth, so is mine. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I am a Sicilian, of Syracuse. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Troth, the same is my native country. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What is it that I hear of you? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES That which is the fact. MESSENIO (To MENAECHMUS SOSICLES, by mistake.) I know this person myself (pointing to the other MENAECHMUS); he is my master, I really am his servant; but I did think I belonged to this other. (To MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus, by mistake.) I took him to be you; to him, too, did I give some trouble. (To his master.) Pray, pardon me if I have said aught foolishly or unadvisedly to you. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES You seem to me to be mad. Don\u2019t you remember that together with me you disembarked from board ship to-day? MESSENIO Why, really, you say what\u2019s right\u2014you are my master; (to MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus) do you look out for a servant. (To his master.) To you my greetings (to MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus) to you, farewell. This, I say, is Menaechmus. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. But I say I am. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES What story\u2019s this? Are you Menaechmus? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I say that I\u2019m the son of Moschus, who was my father. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Are you the son of my father? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Aye, I really am, young man, of my own father. I don\u2019t want to claim your father, nor to take possession of him from you. MESSENIO Immortal Gods, what unhoped-for hope do you bestow on me, as I suspect. For unless my mind misleads me, these are the two twin-brothers; for they mention alike their native country and their father. I\u2019ll call my master aside\u2014Menaechmus. BOTH OF THE MENAECHMI. What do you want? MESSENIO I don\u2019t want you both. But which of you was brought here in the ship with me? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Not I. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES But \u2019twas I. MESSENIO You, then, I want. Step this way. (They go aside.) MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019ve stepped aside now. What\u2019s the matter? MESSENIO This man is either an impostor, or he is your twin-brother. But I never beheld one person more like another person. Neither water, believe me, is ever more like to water nor milk to milk, than he is to you, and you likewise to him; besides, he speaks of the same native country and father. \u2019Tis better for us to accost him and make further enquiries of him. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I\u2019 faith, but you\u2019ve given me good advice, and I return you thanks. Troth, now, prithee, do continue to lend me your assistance. If you discover that this is my brother, be you a free man. MESSENIO I hope I shall. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES I too hope that it will be so. MESSENIO (to MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus.) How say you? I think you said that you are called Menaechmus? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I did so indeed. MESSENIO (pointing to his master.) His name, too, is Menaechmus. You said that you were born at Syracuse, in Sicily; he was born there. You said that Moschus was your father; he was his as well. Now both of you can be giving help to me and to yourselves at the same time. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You have deserved that you should beg nothing but what you should obtain that which you desire. Free as I am, I\u2019ll serve you as though you. had bought me for money. MESSENIO I have a hope that I shall find that you two are twin-born brothers, born of one mother and of one father on the same day. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. You mention wondrous things. I wish that you could effect what you\u2019ve promised. MESSENIO I can. But attend now, both of you, and tell me that which I shall ask. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Ask as you please, I\u2019ll answer you. I\u2019ll not conceal anything that I know. MESSENIO Isn\u2019t your name Menaechmus? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I own it. MESSENIO Isn\u2019t it yours as well? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES It is. MESSENIO Do you say that Moschus was your father? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Truly, I do say so. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES And mine as well. MESSENIO Are you of Syracuse? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Certainly. MESSENIO And you? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Why not the same? MESSENIO Hitherto the marks agree perfectly well. Still lend me your attention. (To MENAECHMUS.) Tell me, what do you remember at the greatest distance of time in your native country? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. When I went with my father to Tarentum to traffic; and afterwards how I strayed away from my father among the people, and was carried away thence. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Supreme Jupiter, preserve me! MESSENIO (to MENAECHMUS SOSICLES.) Why do you exclaim? Why don\u2019t you hold your peace? (To MENAECHMUS.) How many years old were you when your father took you from your native country? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Seven years old; for just then my teeth were changing for the first time. And never since then have I seen my father. MESSENIO Well, how many sons of you had your father then? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. As far as I now remember, two. MESSENIO Which of the two was the older\u2014you or the other? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Both were just alike in age. MESSENIO How can that be? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. We two were twins. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES The Gods wish to bless me. MESSENIO (to MENAECHMUS SOSICLES.) If you interrupt, I shall hold my tongue. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Rather than that, I\u2019ll hold my tongue. MESSENIO Tell me, were you both of the same name? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. By no means; for my name was what it is now Menaechmus; the other they then used to call Sosicles. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (embracing his brother.) I recognize the proofs, I cannot refrain from embracing him. My own twin-brother, blessings on you; I am Sosicles. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. How then was the name of Menaechmus afterwards given to you? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES After word was brought to us that you and that my father was dead, my grandfather changed it; the name that was yours he gave to me. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I believe that it did so happen as you say. But answer me this. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Ask it of me. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What was the name of our mother? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Teuximarcha. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. That quite agrees. (He again embraces him.) O welcome, unhoped-for brother, whom after many years I now behold. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES And you, whom with many and anxious labours I have ever been seeking up to this time, and whom I rejoice at being found. MESSENIO (to his master.) It was for this reason that this Courtesan called you by his name; she thought that you were he, I suppose, when she invited you to breakfast. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Why, faith, to-day I ordered a breakfast to be got ready here (pointing to EROTIUM\u2019S house) for me, unknown to my wife; a mantle which a short time since I filched from home, to her I gave it. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Do you say, brother, that this is the mantle which I\u2019m wearing? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. How did this come to you? MENAECHMUS SOSICLES The Courtesan who took me here (pointing to EROTIUM\u2019S house) to breakfast, said that I had given it to her. I breakfasted very pleasantly; I drank and entertained myself with my mistress; she gave me the mantle and this golden trinket. (Showing the bracelet.) MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I\u2019 faith, I\u2019m glad if any luck has befallen you on my account; for when she invited you to her house, she supposed it to be me. MESSENIO Do you make any objection that I should be free as you commanded? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. He asks, brother, what\u2019s very fair and very just. Do it for my sake. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES (touching MESSENIO\u2019S shoulder.) Be thou a free man. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. I am glad, Messenio, that you are free. MESSENIO Why, better auspices Better auspices: He alludes to the pretended manumission which he has already received from Menaechmus of Epidamnus, when he took him to be his master were required that I should be free for life. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Since these matters, brother, have turned out to our wishes, let us both return to our native land. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. Brother, I\u2019ll do as you wish. I\u2019ll have an auction here, and sell whatever I have. In the meantime, brother, let\u2019s now go in-doors. MENAECHMUS SOSICLES Be it so. MESSENIO Do you know what I ask of you? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. What? MESSENIO To give me the place of auctioneer. MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. It shall be given you. MESSENIO Would you like the auction, then, to be proclaimed at once? For what day? MENAECHMUS of Epidamnus. On the seventh day hence. MESSENIO (coming forward, and speaking in a loud voice.) An auction of the property of Menaechmus will certainly take place on the morning of the seventh day hence. His slaves, furniture, house, and farms, will be sold. All will go for whatever they\u2019ll fetch at ready money prices. His wife, too, will be sold as well, if any purchaser shall come. I think that by the entire sale Menaechmus will hardly get fifty hundred thousand Fifty hundred thousand: The sestertius, before the time of Augustus, was a silver coin of the value of twopence and one-half of a farthing; while after that period, its value was one penny three-farthings and a half. The large sum here mentioned, at the former value, amounts to 44,370\u00a3. 16s. 8d. He. says vix, it will hardly amount, by way of a piece of boasting. sesterces. (To the SPECTATORS.) Now, Spectators, fare you well, and give us loud applause Give us loud applause: This Comedy, which is considered to be one of the best, if not the very best, of all the plays of Plautus, is thought by some to have been derived from one of Menander\u2019s, as there are some fragments of a play by that Poet, called \u0394\u03b9\u03b4\u03c5\u03bc\u03bf\u1f77, the Twins. It is, however, very doubtful if such is the fact. It is rendered doubly famous from the fact that Shakespeare borrowed the plot of his Comedy of Errors from it, through the medium of the old translation of the Play, published in the year 1595, which is in some parts a strict translation, though in others only an abridgment of the original work. It is thought to have been made by William Warner, who wrote a poem called Albion\u2019s England, which he dedicated to Henry Cary, Lord Hunsdon, who was Lord Chamberlain to Queen Anne the wife of James the First..","title":"Plautus, Menaechmi, or The Twin Brothers (tr. Henry Thomas Riley)","tradition":"myth-cosmogony","translated_text":null,"word_count":22449}