This is a short polemical essay by Ben Gruagach, published in the Internet Book of Shadows (1999), arguing against the emergence of fundamentalism within Wicca. The author traces how Gerald Gardner's founding organizational choices — particularly his insistence on coven autonomy and his implicit acknowledgment of other legitimate practitioners — structurally prevented any single group from claiming exclusive ownership of the "Wiccan" label. The essay surveys historical attempts to seize central authority over Wicca, including Alex Sanders proclaiming himself King of the Witches and Lady Sheba's 1974 bid to consolidate all Books of Shadows under her control, both of which failed and were widely mocked. Gruagach argues that Wiccan fundamentalists — those who insist there is One True Way to practice, typically anchored in a literalist reading of Gardner — are importing a monotheistic mindset incompatible with Wicca's foundational autonomy, and that Gardner's historical claims have in any case been substantially undermined by modern scholarship. The essay's distinctive claim is that Wicca's decentralized, autonomous structure is not a bug to be fixed but its defining feature, meaning any drive toward doctrinal enforcement is both illegitimate and almost certainly doomed. The tone is combative and dismissive toward would-be authorities, framing Wicca explicitly as a religion for "free-thinkers and rebels."