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10. 'Ware of my catching! If caught, with rod I never will harm thee

Ne prendare, cave, prenso nec fuste nocebo,    saeva nec incurva vulnera falce dabo: traiectus conto sic extendere pedali,    ut culum rugam non habuisse putes. 'Ware of my catching! If caught, with rod I never will harm thee Nor to thee deal sore wound using my sickle that curves. Pierced with a foot-long pole thy skin shall be stretched in such fashion Thou shalt be fain to believe ne'er had a wrinkle thine arse. Take heed lest thou art caught. If I do seize thee, nor with my club will I belabour thee, nor cruel wounds with the curved sickle will inflict on thee. Thrust into by my twelve-inch I pole, thou shalt be so stretched that thou wilt drink thy anus never had any wrinkles.