The Secret History of Procopius Index
- ―Errata
- ―The Secret History of Procopius Index
- ―The Secret History of Procopius: Title Page
- ―The Secret History of Procopius: Contents
- ―The Secret History of Procopius: Introduction
- ―The Secret History of Procopius: Foreword by the Historian
- ―I. How The Great General Belisarius Was Hoodwinked By His Wife, Whose Lover Became A Monk
- ―II. How Belated Jealousy Affected Belisarius's Military Judgment, to the Joy of the Enemy
- ―III. Showing The Danger of Interfering With a Woman's Intrigues, Especially When the Woman Is the Friend of an Empress
- ―IV. How Theodora, Revenging Her Dear Antonina, Humiliated the Conqueror of Africa And Italy
- ―V. How Theodora Tricked the General's Daughter Into a Liaison With the Empress's Nephew, and Belisarius Became a Public Laughing Stock
- ―VI. Ignorance of the Emperor Justin, and His Stencilled Signature, and How His Nephew Justinian Was the Virtual Ruler
- ―The Secret History of Procopius: VII. Outrages of the Blues
- ―VIII. Character and Appearance of Justinian
- ―IX. And How Theodora, Most Depraved of All Courtesans, Won His Love
- ―X. How Justinian Created a New Law Permitting Him to Marry a Courtesan On Her Promise to Repent Her Past; and the Truth About the Apparent Quarrels of a Happy Pair
- ―XI. How the Defender of the Faith Ruined His Subjects
- ―XII. Proving That Justinian and Theodora Were Actually Fiends in Human Form
- ―XIII. Deceptive Affability and Piety of a Tyrant
- ―The Secret History of Procopius: XIV. Justice For Sale
- ―XV. How An Roman Citizens Became Slaves, and a Complaining Patrician Was Ribaldly Mocked by Theodora's Eunuchs
- ―XVI. What Happened to Those Who Fell Out of Favor With Theodora
- ―XVII. How She Saved Five Hundred Harlots from a Life of Sin, Made Away with Her Own Natural Son, and Other Curious Incidents of Her Passion for Match Making
- ―XVIII. How Justinian Killed a Trillion People
- ―XIX. How He Seized All the Wealth of the Romans and Threw It Away In the Sea and On the Barbarians
- ―XX. Debasing of the Quaestorship
- ―XXI. The Sky Tax, the Selling of All Offices, and How Border Armies Were Forbidden to Punish Invading Barbarians
- ―XXII. Further Corruption In High Places
- ―XXIII. How Landowners Were Ruined
- ―Unjust Treatment of the Soldiers, and How Justinian Tricked the “Students” Out of Their Pay by Threatening to Send Them to War
- ―XXV. How He Robbed His Own Officials, Merchants, Sailors, Workmen, and Everybody Else
- ―XXVI. How He Spoiled the Beauty of the Cities and Plundered the Poor
- ―XXVII. How the Defender of the Faith Protected the Interests of the Christians
- ―XXVIII. His Violation of the Laws of the Romans, and How Jews Were Fined For Eating Lamb
- ―XXIX. Other Incidents Revealing Him as a Liar and a Hypocrite
- ―XXX. Further Innovations of Justinian and Theodora, and a Conclusion Which Imagines the Death of an Emperor
- ―The Secret History of Procopius: Glossary